Six Station Siege

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Juicy J, Piglet, Siri, AAA, G-string, Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Pebbles, Sooie, Gold Digger, Legos, Papa Bear, Stubs, Étouffée, Eric Phillips Snapshot (Suncoast), Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: SHORTS IN JANUARY!!!

WARMUP:
– SSH
– BAC
– BBAC
– Seal Claps
– Don Quixotes
– Plank walkout
– Plank -> lunge -> one-hand sky touch thingy
– Good Mornings
– WMH OYO

THE THANG:
Having given the disclaimer and warm up, PAX counted off in by 2 and YHC handed out glow bracelets. 1’s got green (Team Qui-Gon) and 2’s got purple (Team Mace). We then misused to the field of battle where I explained the rules:
Two teams battle to control all 6 stations in a straight line (15 yards apart).
– Capture an uncontrolled station: First team to 50 combined reps of its exercise claims it.
– Hold a captured station: Leave at least 1 PAX (but max 2 defenders) doing SSH or Imperial Walkers.
– Attack: Only adjacent stations. When both teams start repping at the same station → race to 50 combined reps.
– Losers of a contested station sprint ~100 yards out-and-back to respawn.
– Scoring: 1 point when your team controls all 6 stations at once.

Stations & Exercises
1. Burpees
2. Monkey Humpers
3. Squats
4. WW2 Sit-Ups
5. Apollo Onos (speed skaters)
6. Merkins

It was absolute chaos but fun nonetheless. No idea which team won. There was much strategery. Of note: this is the fastest I’ve seen anyone do Monkey Humpers

MOLESKINE:
I spent more time thinking about the rules that I forgot to think about a moleskine. Thus a moleskine was born: don’t sweat the details so much that you lose sight of the big picture. 17 men came out for a wonderful start of 2026!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
insane_train official launch tomorrow (1/7)! Derby has done an incredible job leading the charge and filling sandbags! Come out and support the launch of Nashville’s newest AO!

leanpax continues

COT:
Prayers lifted and coffee enjoyed.

Over the hill (and back again)

AO: the_eddy
Q: Roadkill
PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Legos, Sooie, Choo Choo, Motorola, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Not so cold

WARMUP:

THE THANG: A quick ruck up the Ukraine trail and back again.

MOLESKINE: “You can’t go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are and change the ending” – CS Lewis. Even though New Years is a great time for big changes, we have the same opportunity with every new day.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nada

COT: Count off, Prayer, Name-a-Rama, Olive Oil double shots for Stubs & Roadkill followed by merciful coffee.

Pain Training

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Piglet, Pebbles, BTB, Scoop, Smokey the Bear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Mosey to get Coupons

THE THANG:
11’s on the hill
– Coupon Presses at the bottom
– Coupon Rows at the top
Carry coupons to the wheelchair ramp. Lt. Dans all the way up with coupons. Return to hill.
11’s
– Merkins at the bottom
– Coupon Curls (for the gurls) at the top
Back to the ramp for Lt. Dans all the way up.
Return Coupons. Return to Startex.
Merkin Ring of fire up to 3 and back down
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.
Carolina Dry Dock ring of fire up to 3 and back down.
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.
Merkin ring of fire up to 3 and back down.
15 crunches. 10 leg raises, 10 crunches. 5 WWII, 5 leg raises 5 crunches.

MOLESKINE:
Happy to have my cousins BTB and Scoop to pain-train for a workout today along with their buddy Smokey.
Smokey and Pebbles were on a different level during 11’s!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax starts on Monday!

COT: Good vibes for the year ahead as we push ourselves to be better men.

End of the year!

AO: insane_train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Piglet, Stubs, Shakira, BTB
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Little nippy

WARMUP: Impossible

THE THANG: Played in traffic… with sandbags!
– Car = 5 Sandbag squats
– Truck/SUV = 5 Sandbag Presses
– Bus and Bigger = 5 Sandbag Rows
– Padiddle = x2 of exercise

Down to the first light and back. Switched Presses and Rows on return trip.

Ended with some Mary and hangs at playground.

MOLESKINE: Confirmed that Shakira can indeed speed walk with a sandbag. Impressive stuff.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax !!

COT: 2025 was tough with losing both of my grandmothers this year. It was also tough watching my parents be there for both of them over the past few years. Gave me an incredible model of what it truly means to take care of those that you love. I’m grateful for my parents and everything they give to our family. I hope to take these lessons into 2026 and care for and provide for my family, friends, community and myself with the same love and passion they have shown.

New year’s Mindset

AO: the_eddy
Q: Stubs
PAX: Choo Choo, FLO, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: 32 with a breeze

WARMUP: N/A

THE THANG: paved ensworth loop

MOLESKINE:
“What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” Vern Mclellan

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lean pax – check slack

COT: prayers for safe travels and for healing

[insane_train] Dora Dora Insanity

AO: insane_train
Q: Juicy J
PAX: Shakira, Piglet, Derby, Stubs, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Perfecto

WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, imperial walkers, stretch on your own

THE THANG: Sandbag Edition
Split into pairs
Each pair has one sandbag
One partner works while the other runs the loop
When the runner returns, switch
Pick up exactly where your partner left off
Keep rotating until all reps are complete

The Work (per pair)
Complete the following together:
• 200 Sandbag Squats – you can bear hug or shoulder
• 150 Abs
• 100 Sandbag Push Press
• 100 Sandbag Lunges (50 each leg)
• 100 Russian Twists
• If you finish early, join with other groups until we all finish together

MOLESKINE: Family traditions and reaching out to old friends

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax

COT: Pray for Piglets Dads pacemaker situation and family travels. Prayer to close us out.

Mailbox Meleé Race + Game of 11’s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Juicy J , Juicy J
PAX: Papa Bear, Sparrow, Timber, Chunks, Natural Ice, Squatter, Étouffée, Young and Restless, FLO, Right Said, Derby, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Stubs, Shakira, Bumblebee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Christmas Flames

WARMUP: backpacks, baby arm circles, imperial walkers.
Named the 5 core principals of F3.

THE THANG: MAILBOX MELEÈ Race.
Each mailbox: your choice. 5 merkins or 5 jump squats. ~15 mailboxes down to street and back. Stop sign finish line.
Car passes = 5 burpee penalty, (3 passes)
Truck = 10 burpees
Christmas lights = double the work
Round 2: same but hand release merkins or Toe raises
Round 1 winner: Timber
Round 2 winners: Timber & Squatter
Timber takes the prize: new F3 Ninja Ice gloves.

Game of 11’s. Burpees & WW1’s.

Circle of Abs: LBC’s, flutter kicks, box cutters, American Hammers. And more merkins to finish.

MOLESKINE: Importance of Family traditions during Christmas time.
Use New Years dead time as excuse to reach out to old friends. Start some new conversations, ask how you can pray for them. Text or call and check in on them. A lot of people are struggling out there.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax and Christmas Eve 630A workout tomorrow 2.0 friendly check slack.

COT: prayer to close us out

Feeling Smoked

AO: pain-train
Q: Stubs
PAX: Roadkill, FLO, Derby, Juicy J, Stubs, Shakira
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: chilly with a a crisp breeze

WARMUP:
SSH x15
BACs x15
BACBACs x 15
Low slow squats x10
Slow mercs x 5
WMH oyo
Mosey to get coupons

THE THANG:
Part 1
4 stations
1. Bent over Rows with coupon
2. squats with coupons
3. Dips
4. Decline mercs

Timer ran around playground track with sandbag. Rotate upon return.
Did 3 rounds of this

Part 2
4 stations
1. Dead lift with sandbag
2. LBCs
3. Step ups
4. incline mercs

Timer farmer carry coupons on path inside playground

Only able to get 1 round in

Mosey to return coupons.

Ended with 90 seconds of plank

MOLESKINE:
A small act of kindness goes a long way. It can be infectious
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insane Train officially launches at red caboose on Wednesday Jan 7th and every Wednesday thereafter.

COT:
Prayers and Coffee…thx FLO for the floejoe

Angry bear

AO: the-knoll
Q: Étouffée
PAX: G-string, Timber, Piglet, Roadkill, Stubs, Gold Digger, Shakira, Sparrow, Blade
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warner than expected

WARMUP: ssh, backs, Willie mays hayes

THE THANG:

Thang 1:
PAX split into 3 groups, completing 3 full rotations of 2 exercises with a MOT in between constantly moving SBs.

Group 1 completed pull-ups
Group 2 MOT angry-bears with SBs to
Group 3 coupon thrusters, then angry-bears back with SB to group group 1, etc.

Thang 2:
20 yrd SB carry
30 yrd sprint.

Groups 1-3 each had 5 turns carrying the entire PAX’s weight;

Mary: Ring of Fire

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Don’t drop the baby

AO: the-knoll
Q: Étouffée
PAX: Malibu, Roadkill, Stubs, Derby, Pebbles, Gold Digger, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: just right

WARMUP: brief

THE THANG: PAX set out on a sandbag adventure tasked with not letting weight hit the ground.

(1)Half mile mosey with 3 stops

During stops:
– partner 1 holds SBs
– Partner 2 completes
– 3 burpees
– 10 merkins
– 20 squats
– Rotate

(2)DORAS on the hill. One partner exercises while other completes exercises with SBs
– deadlift
– Rows
– Curls

(3) completed another half mile back to the AO with another 3 stops via another route.

(4) finished with a 7th set once arriving back to knoll.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: