The Eddy – RoadKill version

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: The Eddy Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, FLO, Choo Choo, Splash FNGs: 1 Splash COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Thang: Ruck MOLESKINE: Leadership is not about just showing up, its about the impact you make.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check -f3-nashville-general

[Pain Train] Juiced Juice Man Juicy J Q

Date: 2026-04-24 AO: Pain Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: FLO, G-string, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Stubs, Juicy J, Derby FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto
WARMUP: side straddle hops. Backpacks. Arm circles. Low slow squats, Merks. Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: the JUICY BURNOUT Merkins til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Pull-ups til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Dips til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Jump Squats til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap
Merry. Abs and Dips
MOLESKINE: Totally forgot so I reshared the great weekly Moleskins from our fearless leader Pebbles
It may sound selfish but you need to take care of yourself before you can fully take care of others. It allows you to be more fully present and you will then give more to your friends and family when you’re in a good headspace physically and spiritually.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: prayers for our brother Squatter as he found out his wife has colon cancer. Prayers for a miraculous healing and peace for family.
Prayers for mental health, FLO s buddy who needs a job, and The Banker family involved in crash (everyone is fine).
PLAYLIST: 2000’s alternative rock. Sadie Hawkins dance, in my Khaki pants. G-string knew all the words in his short shorts!

The High Road

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: The Eddy Q: Sooie , PAX: FLO, Sooie, Wolfpack, Stubs, Roadkill, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: brisk, baby!
WARMUP: suggested burpee apocalypse but had no takers
THE THANG: “An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.” – G.K. Chesterton
6 brave PAX ascended the steep summit of Mt. Eddy with no guarantee of safe return. Mumblechatter was in abundance. We (I) contemplated the meaning of “no” in the F3 credo, considering the legal implications of adhering to an unqualified “no”.
Paused for some breathwork at the Pavilion atop Mt. Eddy. Wolfpack tempted me to lead the PAX in impromptu table lifting and carrying…but I resisted.
We descended returning to the parking lot 3 minutes behind schedule.
MOLESKINE: Learn to reframe life’s inconveniences as adventures.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers at Squatter’s (Strutter? Splitter?) Bi-annual 9 square tourney at pain-train May 1.
COT: Prayers lifted in silence. Coffee enjoyed.
PLAYLIST: 90 bpm metronome

The Eddy

Date: 2026-04-13 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO, Juicy J, Legos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: slightly damp but perfect temps
WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: Steady Eddy at a faster than normal pace
MOLESKINE: “Anxiety is an overestimation of the problem and an underestimation of ourselves “ Sissy Goff
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads, Juicy Half Marathon , spring fling…check slack COT: prayers and Coffee
PLAYLIST: lots of mumble chatter

Sunday 5 mile ruck

Date: 2026-04-12 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Wolfpack, Juicy J, Roadkill, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: perfecto
WARMUP:
THE THANG: almost 5 miles! Juicy no ruck.
MOLESKINE: Roadkill’s major announcement…. that he doesn’t “sport” but we will get him into golf eventually
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Behold the turtle!

Date: 2026-04-06 AO: The Eddy Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Stubs, FLO, Juicy J, Wolfpack, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Chilly to start
WARMUP: Huh?
THE THANG: Meadow loop
MOLESKINE: Lots of great mumblechatter as a group then separated into pairs for a bit. Classic Eddy cadence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, F3Dads workout, check the slacks!
COT: “Behold the Turtle! Who only progresses when he sticks his neck out.” Encouragement to PAX to take a leap on actions you are holding back on or to push through environments that are holding you back. Put your neck out and progress!
PLAYLIST: Birds

[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Stubs, Roadkill, Pebbles, Shakira, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0, Churchill 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: SSH x20 BACs, BACBACS, OHP x15 Low slow squats x 10 Slow mercs x5 Slow mosey to stop sign
THE THANG: Dora Partner 1 runs to fire hydrant and back Partner 2 exercises As a team complete 300 squats 200 4 count flutter kicks 100 Mercans 75 Carolina dry docks
Pax planked or did imperial walkers while waiting for 6th
5 minutes of Mary Imperial walkers, ww1s, crunches, hammers, low slow squats, leg raises, etc.
MOLESKINE: sometimes you need to keep it simple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many spring events please check slack for more details. COT: Prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: the alt hits of the 2010s

The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Papa Bear, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Pebbles, morning stār, AAA, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bumblebee 🐝 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.

The Eddy

Date: 2026-03-30 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: FLO, Legos, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Almost perfect WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ensworth loop MOLESKINE: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”  – Aristotle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Crawfish Boil
COT: prayers and coffee
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