Good Will Bunting

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Squatter, SalPal, Oatmeal, sooner, Subway, Puzzlah, Toothless, Siri
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: dusty

WARMUP: mosey around the field, active warmups

THE THANG: KICKBALL!

Started off with Last Man Standing- one pitch, if you get out, you join the pitcher in the outfield. Last batter to get out wins. Immediately had to add people to the outfield due to Oatmeal’s lack of hustle.

Switched to standard kickball where we ended in a tie! (boooooo)

Highlighted by some superb batting from Toothless, an opportunity to improve fielding abilities from Siri, and a true masterclass in bunting from both squads. Everyone was red from burpees in the dirt after every hit.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The dreaded Tennessee Tussle is scheduled! Get excited to form teams of four so we can improve on our finish from last year!

COT: Prayers for health, the passing of loved ones, and career adversity. Always thankful for the PAX providing a welcoming space to share our struggles, emotions, and triumphs together.

PLAYLIST: Quickly threw together selections from the top results on Spotify for “baseball walk up music.” Turns out the youth these days only pull from two categories for walk up tunes- rap made after 2019, and classic rock. Go figure.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7s1ndsDyA98ixKLciTIWmt?si=a8978b92ede548b9

Happy Birthday Cheeks!

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Cheeks, Siri, Timber, FLO, Motorola, Shakira, Sooie, Derby, Half Lyfe
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
Cooler than yesterday

WARMUP:
– 31 SSH
– Mosey to the coupons
– Walking lunges with the coupons
– BACs/back BACs
– swings
– Overhead carry

THE THANG: AMRAPs all day
Round 1 – 10 minutes
– 10 block thrusters
– 15 curls
– 15 swings
– 15 block merkins
– Burpee broad jump

Round 2 – 10 minutes
– 15 rows
– 20 chest press
– 20 flutter kicks
– 15 big boys
– Sprint

Round 3 – 8 minutes
– 10 reverse lunges
– 10 get ups
– 10 Burpees over block
– Bear crawl

Finisher
– 30 merkins
– 30 curls
– 30 goblet squats (didn’t get to these)

MOLESKINE:
“Trash in, trash out”
I love horror podcasts. It’s my guilty pleasure. I was listening to one the other day with my kids in the car, and I realized the insane amount of profanity in it. I generally try not to curse, and I definitely don’t want it in front of my kids, so why is it okay for me to listen to? We make excuses for letting these little things in because we can handle it or ignore it or look past it, but, in reality, it is affecting us.
Think about it this way. If you were presented with a fudgey, gooey, chocolate chip filled brownie, but you knew three of those chocolate chips were actually poop, would you still eat it? No! So why do that with our media consumption? Why choose the thing we know goes against our values? I’m going to cut down on any explicit material (music, podcasts, etc.) whenever possible. We can’t protect ourselves and our children from everything, but we can stop some things from unnecessarily entering their lives.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
Siri for work stress and new baby on the way
Cheeks on his birthday

Another banger?

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, AAA, Derby, Sooie, Shakira, Siri, morning stār, Half Lyfe, Gold Digger, Bumblebee (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: “It feels good today”

WARMUP: Whatever you need OYO

THE THANG:
AMRAP 45 on 15 off

Round1
Squats
Single leg squat right
Single leg squat left
Lt. Dan
REPEAT

Mosey around field with hill sprints

Round2
Incline merkin
Superman’s
Decline merkin
Dips
REPEAT

Mosey around field with hill sprints

Round3
Hollow body hold
Side plank forearm right
Side plank forearm left
Bicycles
REPEAT

FINISHER 6 minute EMOM
5 tuck jumps
5 burpees

Annnnnnnnd done.

MOLESKINE: Banger after banger after banger.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: NERF WARS ON THURSDAY!!!! Check out f3dads for more!

the_eddy is a ruck on Monday mornings. Come next week and to the launch on 8/11!

COT: Sometimes what you need to hear the most is the hardest to accept. It’s easy for me to push back, to argue, to ignore. Reminder to listen when others are offering help and most importantly, be grateful for all the many moments in life that are good.

Shorts

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, morning stār, Siri, FLO, Cheeks, G-string, Derby, Motorola, Shakira, Pebbles, @Domino
FNGs: 1 @Domino
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Little warm, great for shorts

WARMUP: Really short warmup of the usual suspects

THE THANG:
Short mosey to front of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey to side of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count leg raises
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count heel touches
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest

Mosey to back of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey back to the flag
– Ring of Fire Burpee edition
– 3 minutes left!?…. A few more burpees while stretching

MOLESKINE:
Impressed with Domino jumping right into cadence, “Just like police academy” he says.
Impressed with the short shorts, especially from morning stār G-string and Shakira… The rest of yous… get your act together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Nerf Wars coming soon… keep an eye out in Slack.

COT:
Grateful to have a place to lead amongst leaders and be part of a team.

The Guinea Pigs

AO: pain-train
Q: Hair Band
PAX: Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Timber, Shakira, FLO, Motorola, Siri, The Banker, Derby, Blinker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: warm and muggy

WARMUP:
Disclaimer with extra emphasis on staying hydrated and modifying as necessary

Mosey two laps around park
50 SSHs
25 8 ct Body Builders

THE THANG:

Round 1:
Burpee broad jump down about 20 yards and back in parking lot
Once back complete 10 atomic pushups
Repeat x 5 (the banker & timber did 6 i believe)

Break for water and breath, someone spilled their first merlot (maybe blinker?)

Round 2:
Sit Through Freeze tag, freeze tag but the unfrozen pax do cumulative sit throughs to unfreeze players

Mary to wrap up

MOLESKINE:
I think we often bring pride to our beatdowns and that hurts us. I expected to do more than I was able to do today and ended up having to modify some of my exercises to protect injuries. It was also hot and humid, there was a definite need for water. I’ve learned in 9 years of F3 that I have to push myself and only do what I can. There are some days that will inevitably be better than others.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
4th of July Convergence next Friday at Handsomizer! Keep your eyes on the slack channels
July 10th Night Moves led by SalPal, keep your eyes on the slack channels

COT:
Each man shared something going on in their lives. Lots of prayer requests for healthy family members, requests for traveling mercies, and requests for practicing gratitude in life’s ups and downs

God Bless each of you, it was an honor to Q the Pain Train today. You’re amazing men and I’m grateful to be given the opportunity to work out with y’all.

:sign_of_the_horns: Rock on,

Hair Band

Last one. Until the next one

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, The Banker, Half Lyfe, Siri, Wolfpack, Derby, Pebbles, @Motorola, @blinker
FNGs: 2 @Motorola, @blinker
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: warm and muggy
2-
WARMUP:
– SSH
– slow squats
– Slow merkins
– GOAT stretch
– Mosey to the stage for coupons

THE THANG:
Thang 1:
Suicides. Complete first station, bearcrawl to the next, perform exercise and mosey back. As you progress, complete each previous exercise. When all four stations are complete, run to the stage, mosey back, and start over.
– 10 block swings, 10 thrusters, 10 rows
– 10 archer merkins, 10 monkey humpers
– 10 iron mikes, 10 dry docks
– 10 merkins, 10 jump squats
(Bring sally up came on right at the end, so we did the Merkin challenge)

Thang 2:
fifteen minute emom
– 5 front squats
– 4 shoulder presses
– 3 rows
– 2 burpees over the block
(optional mods up were offered)

MOLESKINE:
As dads, we get to set the tone. Sometimes it is easy to be caught up in the chaos of home life, but it is our job to stay calm.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Nashville Nantan to be announced soon.
4th of July convergence at Handsomizer.

COT:
Prayers were offered up for the HIM and their families.

Put in the Work

AO: pain-train
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
Warm and buggy

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
BAC
BAC BAC
Windmills
Slow Squats
Inchworm to pick up coupons – 50m
Lunges (60) to playground

THE THANG: Stations x 5 rounds
Coupon Swings
Alternating Coupon Merkins
Burpee Pullups
50m Farmers carry as the timer

11s
Coupon Squat and Carolina Dry Docks

Mary: Flutter kicks and Heel Taps

MOLESKINE:
We got to talking about Goggins and ultramarathoners. Most people focus on their crazy achievements and see it as unattainable. I like to focus on their mindset and willingness to suffer. We all have the capacity to push ourselves and suffer. Let’s focus on pushing ourselves so we can achieve big things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayed us out

Wolfpack Needs To Make Better Decisions with His Money

AO: pain-train
Q: SalPal
PAX: Siri, Gecko, FLO, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Cheeks, I’m blanking on one of y’all’s name I’ll update after I check the HCs or if someone corrects me.
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: It was perfect.

WARMUP: Quick mosey around path.

THE THANG: Partner up for The 1975 Dora

Set 1; Travel – Broad Jumps
75 Merkins
75 Dry docks
75 air presses
75 Hand release merkins

Set 2: travel – bear crawl
75 Squats
75 iron mikes
75 lt dans
75 line jumps

Set 3: travel – Bernie
75 WW1s
75 LBCs
75 Thrusters
75 Catalina Wine Mixers

Set 4: Travel – Crab walk
75 Peter Parker’s
75 Screamin’ Eagles
75 Burpees

AFAIK no one got burpees. Pay up Wolfpack

MOLESKINE: “I crab walked just so you could do 12?!” Cheeks with the quote of the day

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack for events, especially Murphs.

COT: prayers for intentions spoken and unspoken.

See yall in Q3.

Chaotic Mile

AO: pain-train
Q: Cheeks
PAX: Derby, G-string, FLO, Siri, Pitmaster, Stubs, Cheeks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
16x SSH
15x BAC
5x Good morning OYO
Leg Stretch OYO

THE THANG:
Mosey to coupons
2x 25 Squats
1x RDL

Mosey to football field
2x 25 OH Press
1x 25 KB swings

OH carry to tennis courts
2x bear crawl across court and crawl bear back

Mosey to kickball field
1x 25 Side lunge (no more, those sucked)
2x 25 Monkey humpers

Mosey to 9-Square
Hero style 25 burpee pull-ups

Mosey to church parking lot
Merkin ring of fire from 5
25x Hammer crunch OYO
25x Ankle taps OYO 2 is 1
25x Flutter kicks in cadence

Mosey to put coupons up and meet back at flag
2x 30s Superman
15x Diamond merkins
15x Regular merkins
15x Wide merkins

MOLESKINE:
Perspective.

Our roots run deep from our history and past. Don’t let those hinder you from understanding another person’s perspective because their roots run deep in their past as well. Be open and present. This has impacted me in my Christian journey with Christ. I struggle to understand other denominations, especially my wife and her Catholic faith. We both have to remember that context means different things to each of us when referring to church teachings. We are saying the same thing, but our past perspective blurs our understandings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check the general channel for serving opportunities with SalPal They need PAX to step up and volunteer. I hear no burpees are required
– Bellevue annual picnic is this weekend. Bring your family and enjoy.

PRAYER REQUESTS:
– Stubs son and getting his driver’s license
– Siri and his wife for a healthy pregnancy
– Pitmaster and his career progression decisions

Thanks for letting me bring the beatdown! Have a great weekend men!

-Cheeks

mini-Murph and more

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: The Banker, Pebbles, El Capitan, G-string, AAA, Étouffée, Sooie, Stubs, Malibu, Derby, Sparrow, Papa Bear, Siri, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Smoltz (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Tonks (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
CONDITIONS: Perfect, 60 degrees

WARMUP: mosey, SSH, slow merkins, slow squats, good mornings, leg stretches (covered F3 mission, 5 core principles, credo here)

THE THANG:
1.Mini-Murph: 15 squats, 10 merkins, 5 pullups X 10 sets (run ~300m after 5th and 10th sets)
2. Stations x 2 (40 sec on 20 off while rotating): fast feet, carolina dry docks, standups/sitdowns without using hands
3. Agility work: ~30 yard uphill distance on road, single leg hops, backwards run, side shuffle, bear crawl, frog jumps, sprint

MOLESKINE: played some tunes, good encouragement on the murph station, coffee by El Capitan, good effort by Smoltz leading the way

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pebbles out on Thursday and needs a coffee guy

COT: I shared the Parable of the Oranges: be intentional in our roles as fathers, husbands, workers. Smoltz shared a personal reflection about why he likes coming to F3 (fuels his competitive drive, feels a sense of accomplishment doing something in the morning, likes to work out).

Prayer intentions were shared and prayed for.

Thanks for letting Smoltz and I lead you this morning!
-Timber