Insane Train: Good Old Fashioned Beatdown

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Roadkill, El Capitan, Dr. Dump, Boulder FNGs: 2 Dr. Dump, Boulder COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Very Good
WARMUP: Salpal style warm up with 30 merkins, 20 Mike Tysons, 10 SB Burpees, 40 flutter kicks, and 1 minute overhead hold
THE THANG:
10-10-20-30
Partner up. 4 stations, increase reps each circuit. Random SB overhead holds inserted by Q at various points in workout.
1) SB burpees + Flutter Kicks 2) Bearhug bag squats 3) Rows 4) RDLs
MOLESKINE: Consistency is King! Thanks for showing up consistently for our community.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Frisbee tomorrow at Atlantis! Nash West Wednesday night hang coming soon in August!
COT: Prayers for Siri as he ends Paternity leave and starts up work again.
PLAYLIST: NBA Halftime Jams

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Pain Train Q: Bean Burger (Fairview, TN) , Ruby Red (Fairview) PAX: Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, Shakira, Juicy J, Cheeks, Pebbles, Ruby Red (Fairview), Bean Burger (Fairview, TN), Roadkill, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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[Pain Train] #PainTrain: Not Your Mom’s EMOM

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Pain Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Cheeks, Juicy J, Pebbles, FLO, Derby, Shakira, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: THICK
WARMUP:
Climbing Stretch Routine Willie Mays Hays + Bacs / BacBacs 15x
THE THANG:
Mosey to 9-Square Court
EMOM (5 sets per round) // Indigenous Sandbag Run (1 lap around track after each round) 
~10 count rest after each lap
Round 1 – 6 Burpee + Pull-Ups
Round 2 – 7 Perfect Merkins
Round 3 – 8 Mtn. Merkins (4x Mtn. Climber + wide merkin)
Round 4 – 7 Vegas Weddings (4x J-Lo’s + Diamond Merkin)
MOLESKINE:
Seek to serve your family and neighbors “quietly” – not keeping score or seeking attention. All for the good of others and God’s glory.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shakira really wants to hit up #the-brig. And SalPal is scheduling a convergence there for 06/27. Who’s in?!
COT:
Prayers for Squatter’s wife and family. Prayers for travel mercies this weekend.
Thank you FLO for the delicious FloJoe:tm:
PLAYLIST: ‘00s Alternative + Rap Bangers

The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Sooie, Juicy J, Pebbles, Shakira, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Conditions: perfect weather filled with anticipation and excitement
Warm up: Warm up (jog increasing speed, side shuffle, high knees, butt kicks, open the gate, lung with twist)
Drills: Passing & dribbling
The THANG: World Cup Workout Trivia Time 90 minutes in a game = 90 hammers 45 minutes in a half = 45 partner ww2s 30 minutes Extra Time = 30 hammers 13 goals for messi = 13 skater squats 11 players on a team = 11 skater squats 5 shots in penalty shoot out = 5 skater squats
World cup game soccer format Every goal = 5 merkins 
Trivia Time pt. 2 World Cup 1994 = 94 american hammers  48 teams this year  = 48 skater squats US won bronze in 1930 = 30 skater ww2s
Bonus: Partners kick and chase the ball 1 minute plank to Shakira’s world cup hit “Waka Waka”
Moleskine: It’s easy to get stuck in our daily routine and forget that we live in a big world full of people very different than us. Take some time this week to celebrate how diverse the world is!

Working off the Schnitzel…

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Juicy J, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Shakira, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Steamy!
EARLY BIRDS: Ruckin’ Around the Park
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, 5 Merkins for Core Principles
THE THANG: Insane Train Half Murph
10 Pull Ups 20 Merkins 30 Sand Bag Squats 40 WWII’s .2 Mile Run w/ Sand Bag
PAX completed 5 sets of the above.
TClaps to Shakira for hammering out 6!
MARY: Closed out w/ Minute Plank for Roadkill
MOLESKINE: Summer workouts are incredibly challenging coming out of cooler months where you were able to “do more.” Remember heat drastically multiplies the intensity of any workout so keep your head up and stay on the grind.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J leanpax kicking off July 6th. Wolfpack working on the Summer Fling Date. Chunks 50 Mile Relay CSAUP.
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter and his wife.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora
Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
:horse_racing:

The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-09 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Shakira, Pebbles, Étouffée, morning stār, Bumblebee🐝 (2.0), Bear Grylls ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (2.0), Snoozy bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (2.0), Mugsy🍻 (2.0) FNGs: 2 Snoozy bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (2.0), Mugsy🍻 (2.0) COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: perfect conditions for a nice sweat followed by a light shower
WARMUP:
Arm circles Willie Mayes Hayes Downward dog to merkin x 5 Butt kicks High knees Walking hamstring stretch
THE THANG:
Partner frisbee toss – Every throw squat and take a step back. +1 rep each throw – Repeat with burpees. Squats up to 15, burpees up to 8
120 squats total, 36 burpees.
Ultimate frisbee  – Every Drop = 1 burpee/6 mountain climbers – Every Score = 5 Lt. Dans/5 mike tysons
Lost track, but well over 60 mountains climbers and 50 Lt. Dans
Frisbee Golf Mary for time – Total group shots = reps – 36 mountain climbers to finish exercise
MOLESKINE: When I learned to play frisbee, I was very bad at it and it took me a long time to learn to have fun at something I was bad at. Find places in your life to do a reality check and calibrate when you need to have fun, adopt a learner’s mindset, and work hard.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for Squatter and his family, the Banker’s friends, and that we all would find moments to be grateful this week.
PLAYLIST:

Where is the Q?

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Insane Train Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Shakira, Derby, Juicy J, El Capitan, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: SSH x 40 Calves and hips stretch Last man up to the parking lot Everyone else was toasty from the pre-party so took it easy
THE THANG: Cones 40ish yards apart
Partner up Partner 1 sprints to cones and back Partner 2 does bear complexes until return (clean, thruster, back squat, push press)
20 total sprints
Partner A Overhead carry to cones, drop and sprint back Partner B Rotate through 40 flutters, 40 WWIs, and 40 bag press
12 total sprints
Everyone together 5 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 3 3 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 2 1 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 1 Sprint down and back x 2
8 total sprints
MARY: 40 American Hammers
MOLESKINE: Ya Q had an emergency run and missed most of round 2. These guys powered through. Two lessons there: 1) plans are just plans. 2) surround yourself with people that make you better and pick you up
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Irish resistance music https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=yorDpHQMQT2-QJGHiJnqig&pi=p57v7iA8RSG6f

The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto – little wet
WARMUP: Running around the hood, high knees, butt kicks, sidewinders
THE THANG: Jump Squat Ball Toss Competition- double jump squats, toss, step back, repeat. See who can go the farthest away. Half Lyfe and Pebbles won the most rounds. although morning stār had the best moment- literally a full extension dive and catch
WW2 Partner Toss Competition: See how many you could do with a 3 minute timer, then 2 minute timer. Pebbles and Half Lyfe win again!
Dora Dora
Merry of Abs
WINNERS got a fresh F3 Sticker and organic chocolate peanut butter balls.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Comparison is the thief of Joy” – so how about we just stop comparing (ie social media, etc)? Here’s why…
Generational Wealth: Baby Boomers and the Silent Generation will transfer $84.4 trillion in assets by 2045. The top 1.5% of households control 42% of that transfer. Friend of yours always driving the nicer car, bigger house, or better school? Generational wealth is everywhere. So don’t compare…
Nepotism: 9 in 10 people have personally witnessed nepotism influence a hiring decision. 40% of U.S. workers have been hired at a company where a relative already worked. Only 1 in 5 employees believes their workplace is completely free of nepotism. Feel like you’re always smarter than your boss or the execs are doing “better” than you? Well Nepotism is EVERYWHERE. Don’t compare…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling coming up. Date TBD.
COT: Prayers up for Squatter, Half Lyfe family situation, and all those unspoken :pray:
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard

The Eddy

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Stubs, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Swampy WARMUP:
THE THANG: steady Eddy
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Never was so much owed by so many to so few.” – Winston Churchill
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: silent prayer
PLAYLIST: the sound of birds

[Pain Train] F3 Dads!

Date: 2026-05-16 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , Wolfpack PAX: Sparrow, Derby, Pitmaster, Wolfpack, Juicy J, Shakira, Piglet, Eagle (2.0), Book Worm (2.0), Creek Runner (2.0), Link (2.0), Spidey (2.0), Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) FNGs: 10 Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) COUNT: 23 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: BAC, BACS, Moroccan Night Clubs, Shoulder Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SSH
THE THANG: 4 Station Ladder w/ each Station marked by cones ~15 yards apart: Merkins, Squats, WWII’s and Burpees. 5 Reps per Exercises for first Set then back to start to increase reps by 5 (Burpees remained at 5). Once PAX completes the 25 Rep Set they start back at 5.
MOLESKINE: Appreciation for PAX choosing to attend the morning workout given the many other things going on today and in their lives. Challenged PAX to find other opportunities to get involved with their Communities
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling!
COT: For Recent Graduates and Guiding them through their next chapter of life
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock!