[Pain Train] F3 Dads!

Date: 2026-05-16 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , Wolfpack PAX: Sparrow, Derby, Pitmaster, Wolfpack, Juicy J, Shakira, Piglet, Eagle (2.0), Book Worm (2.0), Creek Runner (2.0), Link (2.0), Spidey (2.0), Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) FNGs: 10 Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) COUNT: 23 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: BAC, BACS, Moroccan Night Clubs, Shoulder Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SSH
THE THANG: 4 Station Ladder w/ each Station marked by cones ~15 yards apart: Merkins, Squats, WWII’s and Burpees. 5 Reps per Exercises for first Set then back to start to increase reps by 5 (Burpees remained at 5). Once PAX completes the 25 Rep Set they start back at 5.
MOLESKINE: Appreciation for PAX choosing to attend the morning workout given the many other things going on today and in their lives. Challenged PAX to find other opportunities to get involved with their Communities
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling!
COT: For Recent Graduates and Guiding them through their next chapter of life
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock!

Insane Train: Throwing Sand Bags!

Date: 2026-05-13 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Juicy J, Derby, Choo Choo, Siri, Stubs, Shakira, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Earlybirds got some rucking laps in. Next, motivators and a mosey with 50 intermittent & sundry squats. We threw in a lunge walk and wall hold in honor of Wolfpack.
THE THANG: Moving Sand bags!
First set: 50% of Pax forward toss a sand bag 5 times then jog back. Others hold a plank. Swap until the bag gets to the top.
Second set: Backwards overhead toss. Other PAX do SB burpees.
Third set: SB drag & Curls
Fourth Set: Relay race & SSHs. Which team can move the most weight?
Bonus: CPRS (Curl, press, raise, squat) in cadence. Increasing in count from 4 to 8. Lunge walk with partner and SB.
MARY: J-los and Plank till time.
MOLESKINE: F3 gives us permission to push ourselves hard in a safe, fun environment. Draw boundaries in your life around areas you need permission to push hard and places you need to rest/relax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads this Saturday!
COT: Prayers for family, health, and life changes, especially for our kids,
PLAYLIST: God’s creation and mumblechatter

[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random

The Knoll

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Étouffée , PAX: Pebbles, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, AAA, Parka-Eh, Malibu, Stubs, Shakira, Timber, Sparrow, Lady Liberty, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: just right
WARMUP: SSH, BAC, WILLIE Mayes Hayes, squats, 1/4 mile Indian run
THE THANG: 4 group rotation; 24 minutes 1)angry bears 2)Squats 3)Merkins 4)Pull ups
1 Mile Indian Run
Sprints, Mary
MOLESKINE: there’s no i in Team. “Remain in my love”
it’s easy to get trapped in discouragement, despair, and despondency. When we’re isolated we are vulnerable. However, the truth is we are a part of something bigger than ourselves. We have all faced brokenness of some kind. Whether we feel it in those moments or not – we all matter. With the pax or with other bonds of brotherhood, choose to lean in rather than the settle into the temptation for isolation. Encouragement to lean in, and not to fave the battle alone. Encouragement to check in on those we know may be struggling
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Shakira’s Search & Rescue Q

Date: 2026-05-05 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Papa Bear, Malibu, Shakira FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect with a side of ideal
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, low slow squats, merkins, motivators, and warming up our brains with a discussion of proper cadence counting
THE THANG:
1. CPR (Chest, Press, Raise): 5 minutes of increasing reps. Combination of 3 Arm exercises with SBs. Starting position like doing curls and done all together in a 6-Count cadence: 1 = “C”url, 2 = Overhead “P”ress, 3 = Tricep “R”aise (i.e. extension), 4 = back to OHP position, 5 = back to Curl position, 6 = back to resting position.
2. CPR stations and choking first aid: – 2 PAX lunge walk with babies and perform choking first aid – 1 PAX performs compressions on mannequin – 2 PAX do weighted squats with SB
3. 911 & AED run 1. 2 PAX do 9 weighted squats & 11 curls, followed by 9 JLos & 11 plankjacks 2. 3 PAX run with SBs to retrieve the AED
4. Sand Bag Brigade: Pass two sand bags overhead in a line. Capped off with bear crawl and 90 second plank.
MOLESKINE: “In times of trouble, Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” — Mr Rogers. Let’s be people who step up in times of trouble.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J Half!
COT: Prayers for family, travel, and transitions to summer. Continued prayer for all those experiencing health challenges, especially Squatter’s wife
PLAYLIST: Songs with bpm 100-120

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-16 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , Shakira PAX: Pebbles, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Shakira, Juicy J, AAA, Pyro, bumblebee FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Various exercises Shakira bounced for work and left us with instructions
THE THANG: Warm up (5 minutes)
Tabata Core (18 minutes) — 3 sets (45 seconds on, 15 off) of: Flutter kicks American hammers Shoulder tap planks Reverse crunches Mountain climbers Prom Dates
Squats + Sprints (10 minutes) Run around the field together and stop after 20-30 seconds of upbeat or hard running. Do 30 seconds of squats and continue. Switch between:
Normal squats, Sumo squats (wide stance), single leg/pistol squats, low slow (in cadence), and jump squats.
Tabata Arms (9 minutes)
3 sets of 45on/15off
Merkins Bench tri dips Carolina dry docks
Last thing: Burpee burnout (or another excise of group’s choice. 5 burpees on the minute for 5 minutes.
Mary if needed for time
MOLESKINE: Shakira double booked himself for work and to Q. He wisely chose work. Instead of just ghosting us, he showed up, took accountability, and left us with a detailed plan. Thanks for your example of good leadership.
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PLAYLIST: Lots of mumblechatter

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: The Knoll Q: Shakira , PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Shakira, Sparrow, Half Lyfe, Timber, Pebbles, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Ideal
WARMUP: Arm circles, side straddle hops, slow merkins
THE THANG: Murph Dora.
Groups of 4: 400 pullups, 800 pushups, 1200 squats, 4 mile run.
Interspersed with some bonus moseying. Capped off with lunge lines, plank lines, and Mary.
MOLESKINE: Often, our brain is the first thing to give way. When we are tempted to give up, it’s helpful to remember that there’s always a little more to give than we think. Today, find an area of your life to endure and persevere a little longer than you think you can.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for a security guard with cancer and for all those in need of healing of any kind.
PLAYLIST: Originally a Moroccan Mashup but when things got tough we switched to an All-American medley to comfort Roadkill.

[Pain Train] Ghost Malone

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Pain Train Q: Chunks , PAX: Shakira, Chunks, FLO, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Roadkill, Timber, Pebbles, Malibu, Papa Bear, Shakira, AAA, Half Lyfe, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect after a little warm up.
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up

Summit Wolf Mountain

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Juicy J, Shakira, Derby, Wolfpack, The Merchant, FLO, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: shorts? Pants? Hoodie? Tarps off? I don’t know what to wear anymore.
WARMUP: Run and get a couple coupons.
THE THANG: sandbag run to the bottom of Stirrup drive with a few Burpee pitstops.
Lunges up the steepest road in Bellevue, stopping every 10-15ish yards to complete 10 SB rows, 10 Merkins, 10 SB Presses.
SB Mosey back stopping for burpee pitstops along the way.
MOLESKINE: shots in buttholes… or something like that.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP in August – Check with Chunks. F3 Dads workout coming up at Red Caboose Park. Juicy half marathon. Check the slacks!!
COT: Go find a mountain to climb today.
PLAYLIST: mumbles and chatters.