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Filling in!

Date: 2026-02-06 AO: pain-train Q: Derby PAX: FLO, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cold but Beautiful Sunrise!
WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, WMH, PE Stretch
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Started w/ 5 reps per exercise for a set and worked up to the 5th set of 25 reps for each of the following:
WWII’s Merkins SB Rows SB Curls SB Thrusters
Each set ended with Pull ups with quantity being the Set # completed.
PAX completed 1 full round and made it 3 Sets (15 reps) into the second round.
We dropped in 3-4 Mosey’s to give the arms a breather.
Ended w/ 2 min plank w/ 20 second Merkin burnout
MOLESKINE: Don’t forget to give yourself grace. We set high expectations for ourselves and tend to forget there are things out of your control that alter the expected outcome. Accept it, move on and continue to do your best.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers end of Feb at Hipster’s
COT: Prayed us out
Thank you gents for showing up and getting after it! Appreciated the opportunity to lead this AM!
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I ain’t sayin I’m a Gold Digga

Date: 2026-02-05 AO: the-knoll Q: Gold Digger PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Pebbles, morning stār, 2.0 Churchill, 2.0 Bumblebee, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: cold (23 degrees) and cloudy
WARMUP: ssh, back backs, baby arm circles, lunge stretch, Willie mays hays and on your own
THE THANG: 4 stations : pull ups, step ups, ww2’s, jump squats. Do reps while group runs to the fire hydrant and back. 3 rounds
4 stations: Merkins, iron mikes, crunches, squats. Do reps while group runs to fire hydrant and back. 3 rounds
2 groups: 1 group runs a hill while 1 group does pull ups
1 group runs hills while 1 group does squats
Ring of fire 5 times MOLESKINE: Be, do, have not do, have, be God made you to “Be” so that you can do the things that are you and the kingdom. Then you can have richness in life and be free.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayer for linemen. Prayer for Bankers daughter and son
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Go for the Gold digger (virgin Q)

Date: 2026-02-03 AO: the-knoll Q: Gold Digger PAX: Derby, Shakira, Juicy J, AAA, Étouffée, morning stār, Roadkill, Pebbles, 2.0 Bumble bee, Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” FNGs: 1 Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: cold cloudy
WARMUP: SSH, back backs, baby arm circles, shoulder press, stretch on your own
THE THANG: Dora
Run to tree and back while partner does exercise. Each round those done first cover the difference Round 1: 200- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 2: 100- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 3:
50- squats, merkins, dips, crunches fast as you can
Circle up Name an exercise (derby:plank with leg lift)
Ring of fire: 4 times

MOLESKINE: stay focused don’t let distractions and dangly things get in the way of what you are going after
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: pray for those still without power, our line men, tree guys(@piglet) and those stressed by the storms

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Ruck Around Find Out

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: the_eddy Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, FLO, Roadkill, Motorola, Choo Choo, Sooie, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: 25 feels warm after single digits but it was an ice rink.
WARMUP: park FLO’s truck
THE THANG: Ruck around the paved base trail. Find out the extent of the tree damage.
MOLESKINE: “If you’re going through hell, keep going” -often attributed to Winston Churchill but I couldn’t find any evidence to confirm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep your eyes and ears open for anyway you can help those in need in the aftermath of this ice storm.
COT: Moved all vehicles out of the skating rink (parking lot). Enjoy some coffee! Thanks Stubs !
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Sprints + Abs + Chest

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: pain-train Q: Juicy J PAX: Siri, Puzzlah, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Frigid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, willie may hayes
THE THANG: World War I’s and Merkins– 3 min – (6) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90%
– Burpees and American Hammers – 3 min
– (6) 50-yd sprints (same format)
– Hand release Merkins & Flutter Kicks– 3 min – Repeat cycle until Juicy J rips Hammy – A few solid and not so solid jokes
MOLESKINE: Don’t name your child Jon, John, Jonathan, Johnathan, Johnothon, or Johnathon or Jonathon (all 4 of us were some combination)
Check up on all our friends. lots of despair and “bummed out” feelings right now
COT: Prayer to close us out. Prayers lifted for anyone struggling right now. Thankful for Piglet helping out our fellow brothers. If anyone needs a place to work or getaway, check the coworking channel.
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The “I gotta spot” workout

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: the-knoll Q: Juicy J PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Frosty 21
WARMUP: Side straddle hops – Baby arm circles – Backpacks – Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: – World War I– 3 min – (8) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90% – Sprint 7-8: who knows – Little baby crunches – 3 min – (8) 50yd sprints (same format) – LBC’s – 3 min – Repeat cycle – Leg raises – Flutter kicks – Air squats
MOLESKINE: Liberterian vs Dem vs Maga views (time to bounce back tomorrow Lol)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: “wifey needs the truck!”

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Push it

Date: 2026-01-22 AO: the-knoll Q: Pebbles PAX: Étouffée, AAA, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold then really foggy
WARMUP: Lots of things then jog to the stop sign
THE THANG: 11s Merkins and Carolina Dry Socks 10 dips, 10 incline Merkins, 10 decline Merkins for 1-minute 30 seconds rest Repeat 10 times
MOLESKINE: Lots of push ups. Lactic acid is a real thing
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Keep pushing
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Snow day prep. Gets those legs and core ready for pulling kids up hill on sled.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Pebbles, Malibu, Sooie, Piglet, AAA, Étouffée, Roadkill
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: chilly, clear skies, beautiful morning.

WARMUP: SSH, IW, OHP, Seal Claps, WMH, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG: 8 stations.
1 (timer) – run to back stop and back.
2 feet elevated, legs at 90 degrees up against playground wall equipment. 4 exercises 20 reps each. Touch both hands to wall (crunches), alternate touching wall (think heal taps), elbows to knees (crunches), elbows to opposite knees (crunches).
3 step ups with sand bag
4 squats with sand bag.
5 on the ground V formation and imagine 2 dumbbells about 20″ apart (3 exercises) moving legs to I position and Y position (inside dumbbell and outside dumbbell), next is both feet making an M over dumbbells. Then alternate foot M – one foot over and back. Other foot over and back.
6 ultimate lunge with sandbag. Forwsrd, side, back.
7 J Lo’s with mountain climber
8 flutter kicks with press. 4 count flutter kick 2 count press

Exchanged rope flow for backstop run as timer as we got closer to the end. (Thank you Piglet and morning stār).

Always a pleasure to lead. Thank you for coming out and embracing the cold.

MOLESKINE: long weekend spent a lot of time with kids. Love watching them grow and learn new things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wed night Bible Study starting up, lean pax going on. Check slack. Prepare for winter storm.

COT: Count off, name o rama, prayers, coffee.

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Over the Hill and Through the Wood

AO: the_eddy
Q: FLO
PAX: Stubs, Roadkill, Motorola, Half Lyfe, Hooters, Legos
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:

Frigid

WARMUP:

No time.

THE THANG:

Hungry Hawk up to Connector Trail and back down. Toured DeMoss cemetery on descent. Hooters was our personal Bellevue historian.

MOLESKINE:

“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy”

– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A person’s true character, courage, and integrity are revealed not when things are easy, but when they face hardship, adversity, and tough moral choices, often requiring sacrifice and standing up for what’s right even when it’s unpopular.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Check Slack. Please update your profile to include emergency contact information (I.C.E)

COT:

Moment of silence for prayers said and unsaid.

FloJoe consumed. N64 nostalgia discussed.

Have a great week!

FLO

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Clean Up

AO: pain-train
Q: Siri
PAX: Derby, Wolfpack, El Capitan, Stubs, Cheeks, FLO, Shakira, Roadkill, Juicy J
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

Nippy

WARMUP:

Side straddle hops

THE THANG:

First Half
20 seconds on 10 seconds off
2 10-minute sets rotating through 5 stations:
Set 1
Burpees
Iron mikes
Jump squats
Mountain climbers
Curtsey Lunges
Set 2
Crunches
Flutter kicks
V-ups
J-los
Marching Plank

Second Half
Partner up, grab a trash bag, a pick up trash around the park. Keep these AOs clean, and give back to the community.

MOLESKINE:

Shakira said it best: sometimes it takes someone else’s perspective to reveal the true nature of things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

LeanPAX ongoing

COT: