The Knoll

Date: 2026-09-29 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Papa Bear II, Juicy J, Sooie, AAA, Malibu, Pebbles, Creamsicle FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: mid-50s- warm enough for short sleeves+shorts, cold enough for a cone-fire to stay warm
WARMUP: SSH, slow-squats, slow Mericans, BAC/BBAC
THE THANG: Hero WOD in honor of Tennessean Alvin York’s 1918 exploits in France that resulted in his award of the Medal of Honor. By sheer power of his will, he captured 132 enemy prisoners. This workout was structured on two sets of numbers connected to his fateful day:
(1) The Seventeen: 3x Rounds of 17*(Squats, Mericans, and WWI’s). York was one of seventeen sent to out maneuver a German battalion’s sized machine gun emplacement. Immediately, half of his unit were killed or wounded. Leading the rest, York used every skill and amount of grit to win the day. (2) The 132: Partners- P1 does a sandbag or partner carry to the end of the lot and back while P2 banks reps (rotate merkins, overhead press, big boys). Swap. Each pair did 132 total per exercise. By power of his will, York captured 132 prisoners of war and returned them to his base.
MARY: Final 7 minutes of abs, with a minute of dealer’s choice per man.
MOLESKINE: York had to wrestle with his conviction that God had a mission for him in uniform. He went up a mountain to pray and discern, and came back with a stronger conviction of service, to his God and his nation. Life has difficult seasons, and refining beliefs in these seasons can be difficult. What’s one belief about yourself that is holding you back? Find one in your mind, test it, and inject some order to it so that you can be ready for whatever you are called to do. You don’t have to go up a mountain like in York’s example, but he shows us that it is both possible and good.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack, esp for departure times for the Bellevue Trains :steam_locomotive: :burpee::+1:
COT: Prayers lifted for those in need, those providing need, and those affected by furloughs.
PLAYLIST: I prepared coffee, not tunes.

Wee-steros

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Papa Bear II, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Pep, DintyMoore, bluemule, Firefox, Sherlock, Pacer (WL Chapel Hill) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 YHC recently returned from the land of haggis, bagpipes, whisky, and Nessie, so today we celebrated all things Scotland.
CONDITIONS: Just a wee chill in the air
WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, Overhead presses, Seal claps, RLBAC, Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Interspersed with trivia questions about :flag-scotland:. Answer correctly = 3 burpees. Incorrectly = 5
#1: Elevens with Highlander Caber Toss Jump Squats and 4 count Mountain Climbers.
Break: During the song “I’m Free” by the Soupdragons, hold Al Gore and squat with every mention of the word “free.”
#2: NESSIEs 50 reps of Normal merkins Excellent Form Step Ups SSH Squats Iron Mikes Excellent Form Lochness Merkins (check the exicon)
MARY: A wee variety of exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussles, Brewsdays, and CSAUPs oh my. Check Slack.
COT: Thanks for Pep’s appearance and recovery
Great to meet Pacer and bluemule’s kilt. Hopefully the mule grill was relocated without generating new business for Pep’s surgeon.
PLAYLIST: Selected Scottish artists In a Big Country – Big Country Strut – Sheena Easton I Would Walk (5000 Miles) – The Proclaimers Someone Somewhere (In the Summertime) – Simple Minds Walking on Broken Glass – Annie Lennox I’m Free – Soupdragons Magic – Pilot Saturday Night – The Bay City Rollers Stuck in the Middle with You- Stealers Wheel Stupid Girl – Garbage Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand
:flag-scotland:Trivia: 1. What 2 colors are on Scotland’s flag? 2. What creature is Scotland’s mascot? 3. Name 3things invented by Scotsmen/Scotland 4. What is haggis? 5. What is a hairy coo? 6. What city is the capital of Scotland?

Bomber

Date: 2026-09-25 AO: Bomber Q: CubCadet , Puzzlah, DintyMoore PAX: Squatter, CubCadet, Right Said, Tim the Toolman, Vector, DintyMoore, Firefox, Baby Bird, Puzzlah, bluemule, Papa Bear II FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Literally perfect.
WARMUP: Puzzlah led pax is some much needed full body stretching.
THE THANG: Core Day – last day of Throuple
CubCadet 3 rounds of: – 50 x 4 count flutters – 25 leg lifts in edge of tables – 1 min low plank tag out
DintyMoore 2 rounds of: – Superman, Batman, Iron Man (with a sneaky Spider-Man) – 15 Mountain climbers – Dolly’s in there somewhere on 9-2-5 day :heartpulse: Merkin Ring of Fire (core break). Tim the Toolman won. Admit it.
Puzzlah 11s on the hill: – Superman at top – Dollys at bottom – Meet partner at midpoint for 3 skip jacks
MARY: Nothing but.
MOLESKINE: Our intent with the Throuple was to add a little extra spice to the week. Based on the Slack banter and mumblechatter, I think we succeeded. F3 is so much more than a workout group. If you know someone in need, reach out. If you need a hand, just ask. Seeing Pep for coffee made us all happy (until he felt the need to lift his shirt)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: As the weather gets more reasonable, reach out to our Cotters and Welcome them back.
COT: Right Said friend who had a stroke. Pep recovery. bluemule safe return from Austin.
PLAYLIST: Na Na Na, including appropriately timed Hey Jude, curated by DintyMoore Probably an A+

Throuple stage 1

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Titan Q: DintyMoore , Puzzlah, CubCadet PAX: Dangle, Churro, Papa Bear II, Cheesehead, CubCadet, Firefox, Puzzlah, DintyMoore, Baby Bird, bluemule, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Rhombus FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: cooool
WARMUP: Seal claps and stuff
THE THANG:
DintyMoore led us to the hill: —Lt Dans Hill runs
Puzzlah could not be original and stayed at the hill: 30 seconds workout, 30 second run, 1 minute down x 6 Lt. Dans Jump squats Single leg tuck jumps
CubCadet brought it home 10 Side Squats 10 step ups 10 bulgarian split squats Run to the corner
MARY: never met her
MOLESKINE: we miss Pep
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Westeros

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Westeros Q: Drop Zone , PAX: Dangle, Papa Bear II, SalPal, Drop Zone, DintyMoore, Squatter, bluemule, Vector, Gutterball, Tim the Toolman, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Young and Restless, Paper Trail (F3 Memphis), Sherlock FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Muggy
WARMUP: SSH x 10 – IC Lots of different stretches
THE THANG: Why can’t we be friends? Penny drop -Tree house at 10, down to 1 Mosey to tennis court Four corners Squats x 5 MOT – Lunges or bear crawl Merkins x 5 MOT Burpees x 5 MOT BBSUs x 5
Freddy Mercury’s x 25, 15, 5 Low Flutter kicks x 25. 15, 5 LBCs x 25,15,5
Mosey back to COT
Stretching till time
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 23 mile ruck in October see…. I forget the name
COT: Stays in COT
PLAYLIST: The good stuff

No Burpees, No V-Ups, No Hollow Body Holds

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Titan Q: Firefox , PAX: Pep, Firefox, Spinal Tap, PositiveVector, Sherlock, Hipster, Tim the Toolman, Baby Bird, Papa Bear II, Cropduster, Rhombus, Assange FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Positive
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon entrance. Where there’s light. – SSH – LBAC – RLBAC – Moroccan night clubs – Air presses – Stretch – Merkins
THE THANG: Mosey about halfway around the promenade. PAX lined up and held a plank (head to toes, rather than shoulder to shoulder). Last PAX bear crawled to the front. All others held high plank until their turn. One full rotation. Encouragement shared to those holding plank and to the PAX bear crawling.
20 Iron Mikes 20 Squat jumps 20 Monkey humpers
Indigenous peoples run about halfway around the promenade.
Repeat the above sequence of plank/bear crawl, then leg exercises.
Mosey to playground and partner up. Partner Derkins. One partner held the feet of the other in a wheelbarrow position. Standing partner does 10 rows then other partner does 10 derkins. 3 full rotations.
At playground, 1 partner does 10 pull-ups and 10 hanging leg raises. The other partner does shoulder tap plank jacks, then swap. 2nd rotation we swapped flutterkicks for the plank jacks.
MARY: Mosey to Startex. 3-4 min of broga.
MOLESKINE: – After Name-o-Rama, YHC realized that he went to high school with downranger Assange. – PositiveVector stayed strong and did not reverse polarity.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Tussle, ML Rose fundraiser, and other things in Slack
COT: – Passing of PositiveVector’s colleague – Grateful for continued recovery and discharge of YHC’s mother-in-law but acceptance of change and challenge in family living arrangement
PLAYLIST: Random tunes

Westeros

Date: 2026-09-14 AO: Westeros Q: Pep , PAX: Makita, Dangle, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Papa Bear II, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Pep, CubCadet, Raven, gutter ball FNGs: None COUNT: 0 CONDITIONS: hot muggy
WARMUP: High plank while dinty did 14 burpees and cub cadet and toolman joined him
THE THANG: Rectangle One partner runs rectangle while other partner does slower movement. When first partner comes around to second partner second partner runs whil first does slow movement Slow movements (one for each side of rectangle) – duck walk – Komodo dragon – Lunge walk – Bear crawl
Modified Indian run – pax moves while lat man up runs to front and on to nearer corner and then back to front – pax movements – Bernie – Karaoke – Lunge
MARY: Round of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Oct 21 melrose pub for 413 support
COT: Pray for squatter to return Papa bear daughter in sixth month has high glucose.
PLAYLIST: Pearl Jam Vs

Bomber

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Bomber Q: Dangle , PAX: Papa Bear II, Dangle, CubCadet, Pep, Firefox, Capt Deaf (Legacy Dallas) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect. Always perfect.
WARMUP: dynamic warmup. Preparing for the tribute and the climb.
THE THANG: A tribute to the 414 fallen first responders 25 years ago. Consisted of 7 stations for 7 min rounds. One second for each fallen first responder with a few extra seconds . Because we can. Then the Climb . AMRAP focused on the legs.
MARY: Ab work finisher. No pain.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dad daughter event, 4:13 Melrose event.
COT: Prayed for family and loved ones. For brothers and for the opportunity to spend another morning together. For the almost 3,000 lives lost 25 years ago today. Let us not forget.
PLAYLIST: 80’s Hair Band Classics. Why? Just because.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: Sparrow, AAA, Juicy J, Pebbles, Papa Bear II, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: thick warm juicy air
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Mailbox Melee workout!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Soccer Trivia

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Titan Q: DintyMoore , PAX: DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Firefox, Makita, CubCadet, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Hipster, Baby Bird, Papa Bear II, Puzzlah, Three 2.0s FNGs: None COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP: warrior pose routine, animal crawls, thunder song burpees/squats (burpee on lightning and squats on thunder)
THE THANG: Name that Sitcom Soccer Steal a player from other team on correct theme song for various tv shows
Penalties for giving up a goal or wrong song guess, rewards for correct song and goals scored
Final Score – 3:3
Most stolen player – Baby Bird Most goals scored – Baby Bird MVP – GMA Most respected scorer – Pep Least respected scorer – Lil Puzzlah
MARY: there were burpees
MOLESKINE: Career and Community well wishes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Westside Meetup at Tailgate Pizza tonight, Dads and Daughters workout this weekend, Struggle 007 on Oct 2,
COT: Coffee from Tim the Toolman
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wMyLaRHLbYpdVLDHzsGRo?si=dyuwqONMTSqncg1pSPWFWw&utm_source=copy-link&pi=G5Y0lpaSTWGPR