Tag: Mr. Pancake

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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, hambone, Country Parkour, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: cool, no breeze
WARMUP: simple mosey
THE THANG: Tabata time Several stations – 1:20 on & 20 sec rest to next move Curl Shoulder press WWI Sit up Bent over row Upright row squats lunges
MOLESKINE: lots of talk about not always ready to give it a 10, but still give it a go and do it. Some days you are just a 6 or 7….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: Prayers for health both in our bodies, minds and relationships.
PLAYLIST: mixed hits
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-04-18 AO: The Castle Q: Brown Slip , PAX: Barney, Steely, Flipper (Matthew), Brown Slip, Chunks, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Pep, FNG Brad Davis – Subprime, FNG Justin Toppins – Sweaty Palms FNGs: 2 FNG Brad Davis – Subprime, FNG Justin Toppins – Sweaty Palms COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Overcast, humid, coolish
WARMUP: SSH – 20 IC Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward IC 5 Burpees to clarify Chunks was not a Co-Q and that the workout had in fact started Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
THE THANG: Set Sail To Pain Island – Sea Shanties
Grab coupons and mosey to tennis courts
The Thar She Blows Circuit – AMRAP
1. “Wellerman” • Coupon Thrusters (squat + overhead press) • Every chorus: 5 burpees without coupon
Breather – 20 Windmills IC
2. “Drunken Sailor” • Coupon Swings (kettlebell swings) • Every “early in the morning” = 5 coupon curls
Breather – 10 Carolina Dry Docks IC
3. “Roll the Old Chariot Along” • Coupon Goblet Squats • Every “roll along” = 5 coupon overhead presses (Chorus)
Breather – 10 Rosalitas IC
4. “South Australia” 2:10 minutes • Coupon Deadlifts • Every “South Australia”: 10 coupon rows
Breather – 15 Monkey Humpers IC
5. “Fish in the Sea” • Coupon plank hold during verses • At each Windy Weather chorus: 10 coupon push-ups
6. “Haul and Drag” • Count 1/2 – 1s keep coupon • Tight circle – On your 6 • American Hammer Rows – Pass to Left
7. “Randy Dandy Oh” • Murder Bunnies length of tennis courts, walk back to start – on sidewalk • Good call to not do this on tennis courts
Breather – Mosey perimeter of tennis courts with coupon w/ variations
Mosey to Flag
8. “Sailing” Christopher Cross • Cooldown stretches w/ Sing along hambone serenade & Chunks hip gyrations • Typewriter, Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, Runners Stretch
MOLESKINE: Awful lot of running, Q! Seeing the look of defeat and pending mutiny on PAX faces is the mark of achievement as Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack CSAC Holy Smokers – Squatters Struggle & Dirt – May 16 Impossible Mile
COT: All Good!
PLAYLIST: See Above
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[The Discipline] The Discipline – Speed Ruck

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: The Discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Country Parkour, Butterfingers, Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Early April conditions
THE THANG: Speed Ruck
MOLESKINE: further and faster than we thought
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: :palms_up_together:
PLAYLIST: lol no
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[The Discipline] Coupons for the Course

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Mr. Pancake, Rob (named Locksmith) FNGs: 1 Rob (named Locksmith) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, good mornings, Willie may hayes, runners pose. Mosey.
THE THANG: Coupons everywhere. Pull-ups while others do merkins, tire throws as a timer while the rest do merkins, squats, reverse lunges, overhead presses. Mosey with coupons to dip bars where we did 5 dips, 5 knees to chest, 10 rows then repeat. Over to an Indian run with the coupons with stops for decline and incline merkins, squats, OH presses. Back to start for LBC, WWI sit ups, bananas, and Superman’s.
MOLESKINE: Hope it’s the hardest thing you have to do today/week/month/etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers tonight. Whites creek OTB, Sunday White House Ruck OTB.
COT: prayers for Mr Pancakes girls’ tryouts, and his job. For those in a tough time.
PLAYLIST:
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Pancake Push Up Run

Date: 2026-03-18 AO: the-discipline Q: hambone , PAX: Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Cooooold for March 18th
WARMUP: No
THE THANG: Mosey, do push ups, do squats, do imperial walkers
MOLESKINE: 2.25 miles earned
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers to jobs and families
PLAYLIST: hah no

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Horizon’s VQ

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: iron-giant Q: Horizon PAX: Butterfingers, Dilbert, hambone, Mr. Pancake, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:38:cold_face: Winds 16 Gusting 24 @ 270
WARMUP: SSH x20 Frankensteins x 10 IC Willie Mays Imperial Walkers x 10 IC Good mornings
THE THANG: Burpees x 10 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Carolina Dry Docks x 10 IC Fast Walk Makhtar N’Diayes x 20 IC Slowsey Crunch x 25 IC Dolly x 15 IC World War I x 20 Slowsey Burpees x 8 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Flutter Kicks x 12 IC American Hammer x 12 IC World War I x 25
MOLESKINE: How does hambone define a fast walk? Butterfingers hit the head midway…doors were unlocked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: offthebooks Tuesday 5:30am Station Camp near the obstacle course Thursday 5:30am Whites Creek High School after-hours Tuesday 7pm Granite State of TN map bottom of the hill north of the capitol building
COT: Mr. Pancake starting new job soon Mr. Pancake’s daughters dance competition Horizon down range Friday visiting parents for a week
PLAYLIST: Gloomy silence and the occasional grunt

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The Pain Clock

Date: 2026-03-07 AO: the-castle Q: Strutter PAX: Pep, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Flipper (Matthew), Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
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Not Much Iron, Not Much Giant

Date: 2026-02-24 AO: iron-giant Q: hambone PAX: Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: colder than a witch’s tit
WARMUP: 1/2 mile run
THE THANG:
1. Pull Up masters–pull ups overhand, drop set underhand 2. Run mile loop with stops for simple exercises 3. Carry 88lb KB or 70KB while partner planks
MOLESKINE: Happy birthday, Mr. Pancake! House rules say you have to Q on your birthday, but you get a mulligan this year.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for health
PLAYLIST: suffer in silence

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Trifecta Discipline

Date: 2026-02-18 AO: the-discipline Q: hambone PAX: Mr. Pancake, Country Parkour, Butterfingers, Dilbert, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Warm enough that shorts were okay
WARMUP: simple SSHs and Toy Soldier
THE THANG: Stamina, Squats, Abs
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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The Discipline at the Castle

Date: 2026-02-04 AO: the-discipline Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Horizon, Brown Slip, Squatter, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Misty and Chilly
WARMUP: Warmup 25 Side Staddle Hops 10 high knees 10 butt kicks 10 leg swings 10 hip circles Arm Circles Mosey
THE THANG: 5 Workouts x 10 reps x 2 rounds 1. Alternate lunge w/coupon 2. Murder Bunnies/Kettle Bell swing 3. Squats w coupon 4. Overhead Press 5. Curls
Mosey Lap / Coupon Carry around the island between rounds
Last lap: Coupon carry with alternate lunges, side lunges, overhead carry
Finished with stretching MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Keep those without power and those working to restore in prayer.