Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Tire Station Q: Horizon , PAX: Steely, Butterfingers, Locksmith, Horizon, Splitter, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: balmy 78
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Toy Soldier, Imperial Walkers, Good mornings, Willie Mays
THE THANG: Clock of pain – each hour represents the number of reps for each exercise: Merkins Squats Big boy sit-ups Mosey in between each Tire flip burpees x 22
MARY: American hammers & Plank
MOLESKINE: determined one of the bikers needed to oil his squeaky wheel Tire flips guarantees water logged shoes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shrimp boil at First Baptist Hendersonville Hendersonville- check slack for details CSAUP 50 next month – check slack for details
COT: Fabulouso’s baby girl – praise Friends of Locksmith – baby born prematurely Splitter – safe travels Country Parkour – moving back to WA next month
PLAYLIST: squeaky wheel and little mumble chatter

Pre-Work

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Splitter, Cross-stitch, Locksmith, Steely, Tigger FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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[The Castle] Pre 4th of July party beat down. Ultimate football 🏈

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Flipper, Makita (Anderson Fader), Locksmith, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Chunks, Derivative, House money, Chief, John (all 2.0s) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 (2 HS boys joined half way) CONDITIONS: warm and humid
WARMUP: SSH & good mornings
THE THANG: 55 min of ultimate football When the ball dropped we did 5 merkins, switched to squats, then BBSU, back to squats
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: lots of laughter, dropped easy passes. Chief didn’t know Dilbert could jump that high, and trash talking
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: prayers
PLAYLIST: 90s and 2000s rock

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Barney, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, hambone, Locksmith, Fabuloso, Flipper, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
Warm-O – SSH x30 IC – Imperial Walkers x20 IC – Windmills x15 IC – Moroccan Night Clubs x20 IC – Merkins x10 OYO – Mosey to the workout
1996 Ladder Station 1 – Merkins: Start at 1 rep and increase by 1 each round (1, 2, 3…10). Run to station 2 – 9 Big Boys – 9 Carolina Dry Docks – 6 Burpees Run back to and station 1 and repeat until you finish 10 Merkins.
30 Years Around the World Station 1 – 30 Merkins – Bear Crawl to Station 2 Station 2 – 30 Squats – Lt. Dan to Station 3 Station 3 – 30 Big Boys – Crab Walk to Station 4 Station 4 – 30 lunges
Mary – Hello Dollies x30 IC – Flutter Kicks x30 IC – American Hammers x30 IC
Recover
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
PLAYLIST: billboards top-100 from 1996

[The Castle] The Castle – SIT UP

Date: 2026-06-20 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Makita (Anderson Fader), Butterfingers, Concretia – F3 Paulding, Flipper, EHarmony (F3 Chattanooga), Barney, g-string, Crash (Denver South), Horizon, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Locksmith, Strutter, Hammer, 2 FNGs: 1 2 COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: not too bad–too many mosquitos
WARMUP: lol no–just pank
THE THANG: run and sit ups
MARY: just a bit
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Pre-Run

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Tigger, Splitter, Steely, Locksmith, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Tigger, Splitter, Horizon, Steely, Locksmith, Cross-stitch, One wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire Station 6/22 1. Willie mays hays 2. Good mornings 3. Micheal Phelps 4. High knees 5. Imperial Walkers 6. 5 burpees
3X10 1. Side straddle hops 2. Merkins 3. Squats 4. 5 burpees
3×10 1. dips 2. Merkins 3. Assisted pull ups 4. 5 burpees
Tire moving as a team down and back (check time) 5 burpees
Mary till time (Mary go round) 5 burpees

[The Castle] The Castle pre-party run

Date: 2026-06-20 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, Locksmith, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Concretia – F3 Paulding, Steely, hambone, Flipper (Matthew), Hammer FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Wonderful WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ miles. Varied paces and start times. MARY:
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Tire Suicide

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Tire Station Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Horizon, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Steely, Locksmith, Mr. Pancake, One Wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Gorgeous. Sunny, crisp, wet grass.
WARMUP: SSH Shoulder Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings Mosey with Coupons
THE THANG: Tire Suicides 5 cones 5 rounds 1st cone = 1 rep Tire Flip (Must come back to come 1 after every other cone workout, à la a suicide drill in basketball)
2nd cone = 2 reps Alternate Coupon Merkin
3rd cone = 3 reps Coupon Shoulder Press
4th cone = 4 reps Coupon Kettle Bell Swing
5th cone = 5 reps Coupon Squats
MULTIPLY REPS BY THE ROUND!!!
Finish with Suicide Blockies for good measure
MARY: -WWI Sit-ups -Freddie Mercury (slow and controlled breath) -Flutter kicks -Side Plank swaps -High plank Low plank
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Check slack -Convergence
COT: -Prayers for Squatter/Stephanie -Butterfingers family pet -Horizon Daughter Wedding -Fabuloso Baby #2 arrival
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake forgot speaker

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-09 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Fabuloso, Horizon, Beary Queen – BQ, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, Steely, Locksmith, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Rain
WARMUP: Good Mornings & Arm Circles
THE THANG: Mosey SSH’s Squats Chinook squats Mosey 100 dips 100 Merks 100 Carolina Dry Docks 27 tire flips Recovery 27 tire flips Mosey Mixed stretches
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