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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-13 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Cross-stitch, Happy Trees, Locksmith, Steely, Splitter FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Hit Class – Mosey intervals followed by variations of Merks, drydocks, squats and a pinch of burpee
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3 – 7 mile legs of a 21 mile run should you so choose to do all. See Happy Trees for info.
COT: prayers for the coming slip stitch
PLAYLIST:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-10-10 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Barney, Hipster, Butterfingers, Flipper, Cross-stitch, Pep, Happy Trees, Mr. Pancake, Makita, Jelly Stone (Indianapolis South), Dr. Brown Slip, Locksmith FNGs: None COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Dark, temperate
WARMUP: running + 60 burpees
THE THANG: jogging + tennis court merkins
MARY: run to the tennis courts, 101 sit ups, more running, flutter kicks, etc.
MOLESKINE: prayers for continued growth
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check out the ML Rose thing for 413 on 10/21
PLAYLIST: Silence is golden
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-06 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Happy Trees, Horizon, Cross-stitch, Locksmith, Splitter FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Warmo 1. SSH 2. Burpees 3. Merkins 4. Willy mays hays 5. Calf scoops 6. Toy soldiers 7. Good mornings 8. Squats
Thang 1 1. jog down and back 2. 40% down and back 3. 60% down and back 4. 80% down and back 5. 100% down and back
Thang 2 1. Step up & partner does 25 merkins 2. Pull ups & partner does 25 squats Mosey to dips 1. partner does 10 dips & other does ssh 2. Partner does 10 pulls & partner does lungs
Bear crawl, lunge walk, politician to parking lot
Plank burpee party
Marry circle by committee
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[The Castle] Capture the Sandbag: Storm Warning

Date: 2026-10-03 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Chunks, Happy Trees, hambone, Locksmith, Butterfingers, Pep, Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Hipster, Strutter, Fabuloso FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 25 SSH IC GOOD MORNINGS OYO 10 IC ARM CIRCLES F/R OVERHEAD CLAPS FORWARD CLAPS
THE THANG: WARM UP MOSEY AROUND THE FIELD SANDBAG CAPTURE: Two teams: Had to complete each round of exercises before going to capture the sandbag flag Round One: 100 Merkins Round Two: 150 Squats Round Three: 100 Big Boys Round Four: 50 Burpees Completed two cycles of above Randomly yelled out “Storm Watch”: “Tornado Warning”: 15 yard bear crawl “ Ended with Ultimate Frisbee
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: Zack FM
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-09-29 AO: Tire Station Q: Horizon , PAX: Happy Trees, Tigger, One Inch, Locksmith, Horizon, Splitter FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Refreshing low 50s, calm
WARMUP: Willie Mays, SSH, Toy Soldier, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Small arm Circles
THE THANG: Elevens with kettle bell swings and overhead press as a starter 4 stations setup in a rectangle with one station in the middle: Station 1 – Curls Station 2 – Flutter kicks Station 3 – Squats Station 4 – Merkins Middle station – Burpees
Start at 20 reps with stations 1-4 5 burpees at the middle station
Each round thereafter, decrease by one except the burpees.
MARY: Big boy sit-ups, high plank
MOLESKINE: Staying out of the grass – it’s wet. Where’s Steely? How many reps am I at?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: TN Tussle, CSAUP 21 miler from Gallatin to Madison, check slack for details
COT: One inch’s dad – health and family dynamics
PLAYLIST: The sound of men pushing themselves outside their comfort zone.
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Happy Trees, Cross-stitch, Splitter, Horizon, Locksmith, Steely, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: Micheal Phelps Good Mornings Short Mosey
THE THANG:
10 tire flips out 10 Merks 10 tire flips back 10 Merks 10 tire flips out 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips back 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips out 10 Carolina dry docks 10 tire flips back 10 Carolina dry docks Mosey 10 incline rows on bar / 10 Merks (x3) Repeat tire flips out schedule dropping to sets of 5 on the flip side Mosey You call it for final 6min on your 6 Superman’s/planks/dead bugs/A Franklin’s/missing a couple there/Merks for final 30sec
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-09-19 AO: The Castle Q: Makita , PAX: Makita, Mr. Pancake, Happy Trees, Barney, SalPal, hambone, Locksmith, Butterfingers, Steely, Flipper, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Creatine, Dr. Brown Slip, Dilbert, Pep, Strutter, Rewind FNGs: 1 Rewind COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Moist :sweat_drops:
WARMUP: 15 SSH, Forward Fold, Willy Mays Hayes, Good Mornings on your own, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillies
THE THANG: Mosey to Parking Lot right by the Police car. “Nothing illegal going on here Officer :male-police-officer:” 25 Squats, Side Shuffle to the Police Car ish. 25 Merkins, Bear Crawl back to start 25 Lunges (Each leg is half), caricoa to Police car 25 Mountain Climbers, Sprint back to start Repeat from bottom to top.
Very quick 5 count.
25 Squats, Run to the Memorial Wall and back 25 Merkins, Run to the Memorial Wall and back 25 Walking Lunges towards Memorial Wall, run remainder of the way and back 25 LBC’s run up the hill and back 10 Burpees and run up the hill and back
MARY: She was present. Steely thought we were done. :face_palm2:
MOLESKINE: My speaker is not a giveaway Dr. Brown Slip :mullet:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 21, Spartan Race, Tennessee Tussle, Struggle 007…Check Slack…
COT: Prayers for Pep and his recovery, Squatter and his family, everyone’s travels, and any other prayers mentioned and not mentioned.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Zt1uqy3L9Zt6yVmk2fl3J?si=94693a3824184ad1&pt=4927639ad547895268af2d3dbfbc1e72

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[The Castle] The Roll of the Dice

Date: 2026-09-12 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: The Merchant, Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Dr. Brown Slip, Creatine, hambone, Louis DeMarco, Steely, Locksmith FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Humid
WARMUP: 20 IC SSH Michael Phelps OYO 10 IC Arm-Circles F/R
THE THANG: Team A/B Rope Pulling One PAX Role Exercise Dice to choose exercise, then they roll two additional dice and multiply to get the number of reps. Once all team members complete a rope pull round, Team runs a lap around the field. We completed three rounds Finished the last 10 minutes playing ultimate football. In-between possessions the control team does 5 Merkins, receiving team does 5 squats.
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: Not much, some confusion in my directions
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Mr. Pancake dog tore its ACL, yes animals have ACLs. Prayers for its surgery and prayers for affordability
PLAYLIST: Zack FM
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Line Hopping

Date: 2026-09-01 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Horizon, Locksmith, One Inch, Happy Trees, Butterfingers, Splitter, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Decent
WARMUP:see photos
THE THANG:see photos
MARY: We Mary’d for time going around having the PAX choose a exercise
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: We were able to name our second time FNG Keith – aka One-Inch. One-Inch’s M is expected, prayers him and others in our PAX
PLAYLIST: NONE
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-29 AO: The Castle Q: Dr. Brown Slip , Mr. Pancake PAX: Locksmith, Dilbert, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Creatine, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Steely, Happy Trees, Fabuloso, Dr. Brown Slip, Flipper, Barney, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: B-E-A-UTIFUL
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, LB Arm Circles F&B, Casual Harassment of Steely
THE THANG: DOLLYBALL
Count by 2’s, Mr. Pancake Team 2 Lead. All mosey to soccer field – Team 2 with coupons.
Round 1 Split into two teams. First team to 20 wins. – Team that scored: 10 Merkins – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
The scoring piled up quickly as PAX discovered the challenge of simultaneously jumping, hitting a volleyball, and maintaining dignity.
Result: Team 2 wins.
Reward for Team 2: 15 Coupon Overhead Presses
Punishment for Team 1: Field suicides with 10 squats at each turning point.
Round 2 Counted off again and formed new teams. Modified rules: – Team that scored: 10 Squats – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
To keep everyone honest, the Q introduced the dreaded “Jolene” audible.
Jolene Rule: At random, one unlucky PAX was selected to perform 5 blockees while the game continued without mercy.
The combination of volleyball, coupon work, Hello Dollies, and surprise Blockees produced equal amounts of fitness and comedy.
Time expired before the second game could reach 20.
MARY: None. Time was called before a formal Mary due to the fierce Dollyball competition and excessive time spent watching grown men mistime volleyball jumps.
MOLESKINE: A great way to celebrate one year in F3. Dollyball revealed two universal truths: gravity is undefeated, and hand-eye coordination has an expiration date. Plenty of laughs, plenty of mumble chatter, and just enough athleticism to justify the Hello Dollies.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ML Rose – 4:13 Strong Benefit – October 21
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: 100% mumble chatter. No speakers needed when you’ve got grown men heckling each other.