[Pain Train] Riverwalk A0 Round 3

Date: 2026-09-12 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Hair Band, Sparrow, Half Lyfe, Siete, Barb, Sheriff Shire FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Dewy
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, WMH, Runners Stretch.
THE THANG: Round 1 Run Aheads (Indian Runs) once person gets to front 16 Iron Mikes. 1=1. Round 2 Circle Up. Merkin Pull through a with kettle bell. PAX did merkin together then would do pull through with kettle ball. Did both left direction 2x then right direction 2x. Squat with kettle bell or plate weight pass. Did both directions. Left and Right. Did a few rounds each. Round 3: split into 2 groups. 1 group did 100 mountain climbers. Other group did weighted step ups with squat. Round 4: To the wall. Sprint up Crawl Bear down x5. Round 5 To the playground. Split into 2 groups. 1 group did 30 swing rows or pull ups. Other group did 4 count heal taps with WW2. Swap.
MARY: House of Pain Jump with Jump Squats. Leg burner.
MOLESKINE: Continue to grow this AO and get on Slack!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussle coming up. 5k run and father daughters work out.
COT: Count Off, Name-o-rama, prayers, coffee.
PLAYLIST: Random.

Insane Train

Date: 2026-08-26 AO: Insane Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Argggg, Roadkill, Bulldog, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: amazing
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora Dora and an epic sandbag workout!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: EDM baby!

Nein! NEIN!!!

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Insane Train Q: Sooie , PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bulldog, El Capitan, 2 a dayz, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Pleasant, just shy of wunderbar.
WARMUP: SSH: 27 BAC: 18 BBAC: 18 Squats IC: 9 Merkins IC: 9 Stretch OYO
THE THANG: Moseyed up to the playground only to discover someone had surreptitiously left a sheet of paper with the mnemonic “SCHNITZEL” scrawled on it, so we proceeded to make a workout from it! 9 exercises. 9 reps. 9 rounds. 1 champion. S – shoulder press C – curl H – halo N – Nantucket squeeze I – imperial crawler T – twist Z – zercher squat E – elevated splunge L – lunge
MARY: 1 minute plank buyout
MOLESKINE: Reading Wendell Berry for the first time. Reflecting on taking time to pay closer attention to the people and processes taking place around me and not just rush from point A to point B. Thinking more in terms of generations rather than seasons.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: WESTSIDE WEDNESDAY tonight! Juicy J and Roadkill are both :hardcommit:’s for it! 5:30-7:30. Tailgate Brewery. BYOF
COT: El Capitan completed all 9 rounds. I awarded him FREE F3 workouts for the rest of the month. SalPal can redeem that voucher. Awarded all PAX present with a commemorative coloring sheet in honor of our Nein! NEIN!!! workout. Though it was Bulldog who got the official workout sheet.
Color your sheet. Post it as a reply to this backblast. The PAX that receives the most emojis will get free F3 workouts for the rest of the year! If you weren’t present, feel free to print and color your own sheet attached to this backblast.
Prayers lifted. Mountain Mojo enjoyed!

[Pain Train] F3 Riverwalk Round 2

Date: 2026-09-05 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Half Lyfe, Piglet, Inch Worm, Siete, Blinker,, Sheriff Shire, Barb FNGs: 2 Sheriff Shire, Barb COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfect conditions to sweat!
WARMUP: SSH, WMH said Mission, Principles, Credo. IW, Windmills, Runners stretch.
THE THANG: Thang 1- 7 Stations. Timer is farmers carry lunge walk. Pax rotate between following exercises. SB floor to ceilings, coupon curl/overhead press/tricep extension, Iron Mikes, Merkins, coupon curl/overhead press/tricep extension, dips. 2 Rounds of that. Thang 2 – Over to the Wall Angry Bear Crawl x2 Sprints up hill x2. Thang 3 – Tubthumping Song. Held Plank everytime “Down” was side did a burpee from plank position back to plank position. A lot more downs then I thought. Fun way to finish.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Plan was to wake up at 5:20 with alarm set. Plan work out, make playlist, pack car with all the gear and be ready to leave with kiddos in plenty of time. Instead woke up at 5:43 missed alarm that was set for 5:20. Had to get 3 kids ready, snacks packed, weights packed, bikes and scooters packed for kids, coffee and water. Luckily arrived at 6:01 to a graceful PAX that was ready to work. Offer yourself Grace when needed, patience with yourself and those around you and being able to roll with the punches.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Westside Wednesday and 5k coming up.
COT: Count off, name-o-rama, named 2 FNG’s. Welcome Barb and Sheriff Shire. Coffee. 4 FNG’s in 2 weeks ar Riverwalk. Let’s keep it going fellas!!!!
PLAYLIST:Random

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-09-04 AO: Pain Train Q: G-string , PAX: Sooie, Juicy J, Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, El Capitan, Wolfpack, G-string, Cheeks, Bulldog, Hooters, Inchworm FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Perfect for a South Texas boy. Aka, hot and humid
WARMUP: SSH x 33 5 burpees Imperial walkers 5 burpees Slow squats 5 burpees Merkins 5 burpees Stretch OYO while workout is explained
THE THANG: hyrox style: complete exercise then lap around the park 50 thrusters Angry bear crawl 25 man makers weighted lunges 1:1 50 rows Burpee broad jumps 50 merkins Shout out to Pebbles for crushing the workout and lapping, I think, everyone.
MARY: Coupon WW2 Leg raises Heel taps Plank
MOLESKINE: Be free of the outcome. Working in the ER means being prepared for anything to come through those doors with no warning. It also means that I rarely see how people end up. Someone comes in with a stroke or heart attack, and I have about five minutes to do everything I can for them before sending them off with a different team, and I may never find out what happened or even if they lived. People come in from overdosing on something. We get them stabilized and send them out just hoping they won’t fall off the wagon again. In those few moments I have with them, I have to give all my expertise (limited as it is), all my hope for them, and some joy to ease their fear. Then, when that time is up, I leave and do it again for the next patient. Every person I encounter, I want to see them healed, but that isn’t my place to force that. I have to trust my team, the other teams in the hospital, and the patient themselves. In doing that, if there is success, it isn’t mine alone. If there is failure, it isn’t all my fault. I have to give everything and then let go peacefully. Same can be said for raising our children and so many areas of life. Do what you can, and be free of the outcome. “Have no anxiety at all, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, make your requests known to God. Then the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and minds in Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:6-7
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP burpee run thing by Wolfpack on Sunday – 5k on the 26th Juicy J – IronPax is live!
COT: Prayers were offered up.
PLAYLIST:

The Knoll

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: The Knoll Q: The Banker , PAX: morning stār, The Banker, Half Lyfe, Étouffée, AAA, Bumblebee FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Fine morning
WARMUP: stretching and jogging, work a little bit of calisthenics
THE THANG: Dora- partner does a 25 yard MOT of choice down and back while other partner is getting reps.
MOT’s : Bear crawl, crab walk, lunges, burpee broad jumps, politicians, duck walk
Exercise: 100 Merkins, 200 WWII’s, 300 flutter kicks, 200 squat jumps
MARY: Stretches and personal shares
MOLESKINE: I’m very tired and sore, had to be willing to adapt the plan
ANNOUNCEMENTS: next Wednesday at Tailgate Brewery, get together with families
COT: prayers
PLAYLIST:

[Pain Train] Riverwalk Soft Launch

Date: 2026-08-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , Hair Band PAX: Half Lyfe, Piglet, Hair Band, Roadkill, Shakira, Juicy J, Dr. Dump, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Inch Worm, Tea Bag, Siete FNGs: 2 Tea Bag, Siete COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Sunny and cool. Love these mornings!
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Runners Stretch. Go over Mission, Credo, Principals. Wind Mills, Michael Phelps, Mosey to first station.
THE THANG: Half Lyfe Q: Station 1: The Hill – 2 Groups Group 1: Bear Crawl up with sand bag as team. Crawl Bear down with sand bag as team. Group 2: Alternating Jump Ups on the rocks. Switch. Station 2: The Pavillion – 2 Groups Group 1: Dips/Merkins Group 2: 4 Cones in square formation. Each cone 1 burpee. MOT between cones. Run, Side Shuffle, politicians, side shuffle. Complete 4 rounds total split into 2 half’s. Switch at the half. Station 3: The Playground – 2 Groups. Group 1: Pulls Ups/Swing Rows/Some Abs Group 2: Lt Dans around playground. Switch
Hairband Q: Partner Up Suicides Partner 1 does suicides. Partner 2 does exercise. Switch after partner is done with suicides. Freddie Mercuries (2=1) 100 Total Squats 100 Total 50 Carolina Dry Docks 50 Burpees.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Talked a little about F3 to FNG’s.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: More F3 info to new guys.
COT: Count Off, Name-o-rama, Named FNG’s, Prayers, Coffee. Welcome Siete and Tea Bag!
PLAYLIST: Random

[Pain Train] Studies show that fun titles generate 42% more HC’s!

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Pain Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: G-string, FistShake, FLO, Bulldog, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri, Half Lyfe, Sooie, 2 a dayz, Argggg, Roadkill, Inchworm FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: No complaints
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, BAC, BACBAC, AP, MNC, SC
THE THANG: Partner up!
Two rounds of… Alternate with your partner starting at 1 rep and working up to 10, Mosey between exercises – Merkins – Squats – Dips – Shoulder taps
MARY: Sprints and Merkin Ring of Fire
MOLESKINE: Sooie loves picnic tables
ANNOUNCEMENTS: TCLAPS for Derby for HCing hard at the Bellevue Farmers Market… everyone keep an ear out for the next one to support him.
COT: If you can do 1 you can do 10… Reminder to keep momentum even when it gets hard.
PLAYLIST: Crickets a’chirping

Insane Train – 🚨 TEAM SHOW DOWN 🚨

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Bulldog, El Capitan, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Some stretches, SSH
THE THANG: Buy in: EMOM 8 Endorphins, 8 Minutes
Game of cones: 2 teams; 50 seconds 10 sec break; Every time you complete 25 rep you can move your cone ahead or move other teams back.
Pullthrough, SB Bear complex, Jump Squats, SB Curls, Burpees, SB Clean BBS, SB OH Press LT Dans, SB Throws
Its not important which team won, what’s important is there was a clear winner :grimacing:
MOLESKINE: Dont hold back your sorry’s at your M even if you are right.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check -f3-nashville-general
PLAYLIST: Na didnt need one

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: The Knoll Q: morning stār , PAX: Malibu, AAA, Wolfpack, Timber, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, morning stār, Bumble Bee (2.0), Superstar (2.0), Lynk (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: twas nice
WARMUP: arm circles, willie mays hayes
THE THANG: – 11’s with squats and SSH, bear crawl – several rounds of bear crawl tag and some toilet tag
MARY: American hammers, and other hip flexor stuffs
MOLESKINE: appreciate the presence and affirmation for Bumble Bee! Lots of acceleration happening!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: westside-wednesday tomorrow night! Check Slack.