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Shorts

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, morning stār, Siri, FLO, Cheeks, G-string, Derby, Motorola, Shakira, Pebbles, @Domino
FNGs: 1 @Domino
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Little warm, great for shorts

WARMUP: Really short warmup of the usual suspects

THE THANG:
Short mosey to front of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey to side of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count leg raises
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count heel touches
– 10 second 6″ leg hold
– 10 second rest

Mosey to back of church
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count merkins
– 10 second high plank hold
– 10 second rest
6 rounds (led in rotating fashion by PAX)
– 10, 4 count squats
– 10 second low squat hold
– 10 second rest

Short mosey back to the flag
– Ring of Fire Burpee edition
– 3 minutes left!?…. A few more burpees while stretching

MOLESKINE:
Impressed with Domino jumping right into cadence, “Just like police academy” he says.
Impressed with the short shorts, especially from morning stār G-string and Shakira… The rest of yous… get your act together.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Nerf Wars coming soon… keep an eye out in Slack.

COT:
Grateful to have a place to lead amongst leaders and be part of a team.

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Krazy Kickball & Our New AOQ!

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan , Half Lyfe
PAX: Half Lyfe, morning stār, Derby, Sooie, Timber, El Capitan, Tebow, The Banker, @Golddigger, @Ninja (2.0), @AllStar (2.0), @Bumblebee (2.0), @Smoltz (2.0), @Biscuit (2.0), @JohnnyAppleseed (2.0), @GabbyCat (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
CONDITIONS: Low 70s & not raining!

WARMUP:

The El Cap Special w/ a dash of BACs + BacBACs (15x each), Willie Mays Hays, and a mosey to the treeline.

THE THANG:

Krazy Kickball!

Three thrilling innings of sweaty kickball shenanigans.

Rules for offense:
– base running is a MOT depending on inning & base (bear crawls, Imperial Walkers, lunges, politicians, somersaults cartwheels, etc.)
– PAX on bench perform exercise while waiting to kick (dips, step-ups, etc.)

Rules for defense:
– PAX in the field must perform an exercise while waiting (SSHs, squats, etc.)
– kicked ball cannot be fielded until defending PAX perform a set of exercises (7x WW2s, 5x Iron Mikes, etc.)

Team 2 had a walk-off single to win 5-4!

MOLESKINE:

It has been my joy to serve the-knoll as AOQ for the past year. I am thrilled to now pass the flag to a HIM who has shown strong leadership, creativity, and a quiet devotion to the Bellevue community.

Mazel tov & congratulations, Half Lyfe! We are so grateful for you & your willingness to lead our rowdy crew. :muscle:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

4th of July convergence at handsomizer Friday!

COT:

– Countorama
– Nameorama,
– Named our fearless FNG @JohnnyAppleseed
– Closed in a prayer of blessing & thanksgiving for this new era at the-knoll
– enjoyed olive oil shots, cupcakes, chocolate milk, and coffee

:el-capitan:

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The Guinea Pigs

AO: pain-train
Q: Hair Band
PAX: Cheeks, Half Lyfe, Timber, Shakira, FLO, Motorola, Siri, The Banker, Derby, Blinker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: warm and muggy

WARMUP:
Disclaimer with extra emphasis on staying hydrated and modifying as necessary

Mosey two laps around park
50 SSHs
25 8 ct Body Builders

THE THANG:

Round 1:
Burpee broad jump down about 20 yards and back in parking lot
Once back complete 10 atomic pushups
Repeat x 5 (the banker & timber did 6 i believe)

Break for water and breath, someone spilled their first merlot (maybe blinker?)

Round 2:
Sit Through Freeze tag, freeze tag but the unfrozen pax do cumulative sit throughs to unfreeze players

Mary to wrap up

MOLESKINE:
I think we often bring pride to our beatdowns and that hurts us. I expected to do more than I was able to do today and ended up having to modify some of my exercises to protect injuries. It was also hot and humid, there was a definite need for water. I’ve learned in 9 years of F3 that I have to push myself and only do what I can. There are some days that will inevitably be better than others.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
4th of July Convergence next Friday at Handsomizer! Keep your eyes on the slack channels
July 10th Night Moves led by SalPal, keep your eyes on the slack channels

COT:
Each man shared something going on in their lives. Lots of prayer requests for healthy family members, requests for traveling mercies, and requests for practicing gratitude in life’s ups and downs

God Bless each of you, it was an honor to Q the Pain Train today. You’re amazing men and I’m grateful to be given the opportunity to work out with y’all.

:sign_of_the_horns: Rock on,

Hair Band

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ISO Crazy

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Sooie, Half Lyfe, morning stār, Pebbles, El Capitan, Derby, Tebow, The Banker, Timber, Papa Bear, Bumblebee (2.0), Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Smoltz (2.0), Mushi (2.0), Gabby Cat (2.0), Foxy (2.0), Shakira
FNGs: 1 Shakira
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: 74 degrees sounds pleasant right? Wrong! Gills were required to breathe the 2:1 water/ air mixture.

WARMUP:
Head to toe mobility
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
Slow merkins
SSH (23 :goat:)

THE THANG:
Timber brings 0530 with him as he comes running onto the playground. I abdicate responsibility for any injuries one might endure over the coming 45 minutes by stating the non-professional capacity in which I will be leading, thusly shielding myself from a potential torrent of litigation.
We warm up.
Spoiler alert: it’s quite hot already. Nonetheless, we awaken our muscles from head to toe with Yes/No/Maybes, Baby Arm Circles, Back BACS, Low slow squats, low slow merkins, and SSH.

Now onto the thang: “ISO Crazy”
We partner up and establish four stations of isometric exercises. Between the stations the PAX perform:
– 10 planche merkins,
– 10 groiners,
– 10 jump squats.
The isometric exercises:
1. dead hangs,
2. fingertip plank,
3. tree/pole/wall sit,
4. hollow hold
are held until failure of one of the partners. The pairs are numbered off 1-4 and begin their respective isometric according to their number. 25 minutes of growling, grunting, grueling agony ensue. My plan, on paper, seemed to be but a gentle tempering of the mortal frame. The reality though was a gauntlet of pain.
The clock strikes 0600 and we’ve had enough. Time for games! Capture the flag! The 2.0’s demand that they take on the adults and we capitulate to this request. However, the first round the adults can only move by hopping on one foot. The 2.0’s score. Second round the adults must move by hopping on both feet. Half Lyfe leaps a flying tackle toward a 2.0 but misses his target and the 2.0’s score yet again. Chafed and chastened, the adults cast off all encumbrances and unleash their full footed fury. A wall of men prevent the 2.0’s from reaching the flag. Midfield, I reach the flag. Wheeling around with it firmly in my clutches, I let loose all reserves of energy and sprint toward our goal line! The adults score and 0614 strikes indicating the end of regulation gameplay. 2.0’s are victorious 2 to 1.

MOLESKINE:
I reflected on Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 and the importance of sharing our burdens. Coffee and fellowship is thoroughly enjoyed

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Knoll closed this Thursday (6/26) to participate in the convergence at greenmachine.
Special beatdown on July 1st at the knoll. You wont want to miss it!
4th of July convergence at handsomizer…on July 4th
Check slack for all other announcements.

COT:
Prayers offered. Coffee and chocolate milk enjoyed. Thanks El Capitan !

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Last one. Until the next one

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, The Banker, Half Lyfe, Siri, Wolfpack, Derby, Pebbles, @Motorola, @blinker
FNGs: 2 @Motorola, @blinker
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: warm and muggy
2-
WARMUP:
– SSH
– slow squats
– Slow merkins
– GOAT stretch
– Mosey to the stage for coupons

THE THANG:
Thang 1:
Suicides. Complete first station, bearcrawl to the next, perform exercise and mosey back. As you progress, complete each previous exercise. When all four stations are complete, run to the stage, mosey back, and start over.
– 10 block swings, 10 thrusters, 10 rows
– 10 archer merkins, 10 monkey humpers
– 10 iron mikes, 10 dry docks
– 10 merkins, 10 jump squats
(Bring sally up came on right at the end, so we did the Merkin challenge)

Thang 2:
fifteen minute emom
– 5 front squats
– 4 shoulder presses
– 3 rows
– 2 burpees over the block
(optional mods up were offered)

MOLESKINE:
As dads, we get to set the tone. Sometimes it is easy to be caught up in the chaos of home life, but it is our job to stay calm.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New Nashville Nantan to be announced soon.
4th of July convergence at Handsomizer.

COT:
Prayers were offered up for the HIM and their families.

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Butterfly Tag & Tabata War

AO: the-knoll
Q: El Capitan
PAX: Half Lyfe, AAA, Papa Bear, Pitmaster, Derby, morning stār, Stubs, Sparrow, El Capitan, Tebow, Étouffée, Sooie, @Sandlot (2.0), @IceBox (2.0), @FishBiscuit (2.0), @Tonks (2.0), @Eagle (2.0), @Bookworm (2.0), @CreekRunner (2.0), @Bumblebee (2.0), @GabbyCat (2.0), @Foxy (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 22
CONDITIONS: Very foggy! Low 60s

WARMUP:

Climber stretches with some added back + quad work. So nice.

Took a mosey to the old Anderson house & back.

THE THANG:

Part 1 – Butterfly Tag

Mosey to lit cones in field.

Two pax are IT, trying to tag everyone else.

All PAX must perform “flying motion” while evading taggers (BACS, raise-the-roofs, Moroccan Night Clubs, etc.).

If tagged, you become a cocoon & perform 10x Lotus squats (arms clasped straight above head) before returning to game.

Game ends when 3 minute timer buzzes. Repeat with new taggers.

Part 2 – TABATA WAR

Mosey to flood table.

Count off into two teams.

4 identical Tabata stations for both teams, opposite sides of flood table.

Stations are:

Step-Ups
Bird Dogs
Elevated Merkins
LBC’s

30 seconds on, 15 seconds to rotate.

Deck of cards, shuffled & split on the flood table.

After a full round of exercises are complete, two pax will meet at the table to play a game of War. Best 3 out of 5.

Loser must flick the spinner of doom & their team will perform whatever the pointer lands on:

5 burpees
Sprint to backstop, mosey back
10 Lt. Dans
15 Carolina Dry Docks

Winners stay loose with Soviet Shakes

Played 5 rounds… Team #1 was victorious (3-2)!

MOLESKINE:

My girls & I experienced the joy of the Lord serving at a special VBS last week. Encouraged the PAX to look for opportunities to serve in your community & church alongside your kids. It is so worth it!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Check Slack & stay tuned for 4th of July Convergence! :flag:

COT:

Countorama, Nameorama, coffeteria enjoyed.

It was a pleasure to lead y’all this morning!

:el-capitan:

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Put in the Work

AO: pain-train
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
Warm and buggy

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
BAC
BAC BAC
Windmills
Slow Squats
Inchworm to pick up coupons – 50m
Lunges (60) to playground

THE THANG: Stations x 5 rounds
Coupon Swings
Alternating Coupon Merkins
Burpee Pullups
50m Farmers carry as the timer

11s
Coupon Squat and Carolina Dry Docks

Mary: Flutter kicks and Heel Taps

MOLESKINE:
We got to talking about Goggins and ultramarathoners. Most people focus on their crazy achievements and see it as unattainable. I like to focus on their mindset and willingness to suffer. We all have the capacity to push ourselves and suffer. Let’s focus on pushing ourselves so we can achieve big things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayed us out

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Mosquito!

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Malibu, Half Lyfe, AAA, Derby, Timber, Étouffée, El Capitan, morning stār, Sparrow, Stubs, Tebow, Smoltz, Bookworm, Gabby Cat, Foxy, Bumblebee, Creek Runner
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: Muggy, long grass, mosquitos

WARMUP:
Bacs
Bac Bacs
Inch Worms
Slow Squats
Mosey around backstop

THE THANG:
Partner DORA – partner runs around back stop while the other performs exercise
1. Hand release Merkins x 200
2. Iron Mike’s x 200
3. Dips x 200
4. Squats x 200

11s on the hill – Carolina Dry Docks and Lunges

Mary – flutter kicks

MOLESKINE:
I was out for two weeks in Orlando. It was hotter than the surface of the sun, carrying backpacks and kids all day. It was a great ruck workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The STRUGGLE is this weekend. Sign up on Slack to participate.

COT: Prayed us out

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Ha…BACKblast…get it

AO: pain-train
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Derby, Pitmaster, Cheeks, FLO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Bright and Clear with a Touch of Rain

WARMUP: Light stretching OYO

THE THANG: A revamped Back Attack! Combined both critical elements of back pain relief- stretching and strengthening.

Short yoga flow through downward dog, runners lunges w/ twist, and full warrior flow into triangle and back again.

Lunge out to the coupons for some glutes and hammys

3 Rounds of 45 second Tabata with 8 stations:
– Bent over Rows
– Left Plank
– Goblet Squats
– Right Plank
– Deadlift
– Plank Plank
– Side lift (idk what these are called)
– Clamshells

Finished with some Mary

MOLESKINE: We gotta get y’all out to Atlantis! Best Thursday AO West of I-40!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday on Tuesday, Ruck on Monday

COT: Prayers for Pitmaster’s interview and all the families bracing for summer vacation!

PLAYLIST: Nobody knew Aaliyah, but everyone knows MIKE JOOOONES

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6l3IndcwZBxGy8upkgm2Fs?si=3eb21e6188e948db

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Micro Murph

AO: the-knoll
Q: Sooie
PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, AAA, Sooie, Sparrow, morning stār, Gold Digger, Tonks (2.0), Fish Biscuit (2.0), Bumblebee (2.0), All Star (2.0), Ninja (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool. Humid. Spring.

WARMUP:
Get loose!
Head nods/shakes/circles in cadence
Shoulder rolls in cadence
BAC
BBAC
Low slow squats
plank knee tapping
Low plank -> high plank -> finger tip plank

THE THANG:
Micro Murph EMOM style.
EMOM 1 pull-up, 2 merkins, 3 Jump Squats, 20 yard sprint (30x). Focus on power and form!

Cooldown mosey
Mary

MOLESKINE:
Focus on the basics.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check slack

COT:
Prayers offered. Sooie Brewie down the hatch.