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[Pain Train] F3 Dads!

Date: 2026-05-16 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , Wolfpack PAX: Sparrow, Derby, Pitmaster, Wolfpack, Juicy J, Shakira, Piglet, Eagle (2.0), Book Worm (2.0), Creek Runner (2.0), Link (2.0), Spidey (2.0), Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) FNGs: 10 Kiwi, Guitar Center, Hammer Hands (2.0), Snickerboodle (2.0), Hot Pan, Pop’n Fresh, Strawberry (2.0), Papa John, Aline (2.0), Sparkles (2.0) COUNT: 23 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: BAC, BACS, Moroccan Night Clubs, Shoulder Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SSH
THE THANG: 4 Station Ladder w/ each Station marked by cones ~15 yards apart: Merkins, Squats, WWII’s and Burpees. 5 Reps per Exercises for first Set then back to start to increase reps by 5 (Burpees remained at 5). Once PAX completes the 25 Rep Set they start back at 5.
MOLESKINE: Appreciation for PAX choosing to attend the morning workout given the many other things going on today and in their lives. Challenged PAX to find other opportunities to get involved with their Communities
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling!
COT: For Recent Graduates and Guiding them through their next chapter of life
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock!
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Insane Train: Throwing Sand Bags!

Date: 2026-05-13 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Juicy J, Derby, Choo Choo, Siri, Stubs, Shakira, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Earlybirds got some rucking laps in. Next, motivators and a mosey with 50 intermittent & sundry squats. We threw in a lunge walk and wall hold in honor of Wolfpack.
THE THANG: Moving Sand bags!
First set: 50% of Pax forward toss a sand bag 5 times then jog back. Others hold a plank. Swap until the bag gets to the top.
Second set: Backwards overhead toss. Other PAX do SB burpees.
Third set: SB drag & Curls
Fourth Set: Relay race & SSHs. Which team can move the most weight?
Bonus: CPRS (Curl, press, raise, squat) in cadence. Increasing in count from 4 to 8. Lunge walk with partner and SB.
MARY: J-los and Plank till time.
MOLESKINE: F3 gives us permission to push ourselves hard in a safe, fun environment. Draw boundaries in your life around areas you need permission to push hard and places you need to rest/relax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads this Saturday!
COT: Prayers for family, health, and life changes, especially for our kids,
PLAYLIST: God’s creation and mumblechatter
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[Pain Train] Presidential Fitness Test

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, Derby, Cheeks, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, Shakira, FLO, G-string, Siri, Étouffée FNGs: COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Cold – stings the hands
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Slow Merkins
THE THANG: Get Up x 10 (sit up with block to overhead press) Human Up X10 (absolutions) Walkers x 10 ( Lt. Dan’s holding coupon) Body ups x 6 Pull ups
Run around playground
Repeat for 30min
MOLESKINE: Exercises spell out George Herbert Walker Bush Reps add up to 41. He’s the 41st president Today is my 41st birthday
We talked about the Presidential Fitness Test that fell out of favor because kids felt shame. It’s important to test yourself to know where you’re at. Where your strengths are, where other’s strengths are.
ANNOUNCEMENT Let’s go Juicy J half marathon!
COT: Prayed us out
PLAYLIST: Random
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Derby, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Standing Twists, WMH, Runners Stretch.
THE THANG:
11’s w/ Merkins and SB Bear Complexes
SB Mosey to Playground
Insane Train Cindy’s (PAX Completed 5-6 Sets of the following): 5 Pull-ups, 10 Hand Release Merkins, 15 SB Squats, 20 SB WWII’s
MOLESKINE: This morning reminded me of how difficult things are/would be to go through alone. The F3 Community is a special place and encourage everyone to reach out for support for anything they may be going through.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Continued prayers for our brother Squatter and his wife.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora
Appreciate you Choo Choo! You got after it today!
:horse_racing:
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[Pain Train] Juiced Juice Man Juicy J Q

Date: 2026-04-24 AO: Pain Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: FLO, G-string, Half Lyfe, Lady Liberty, Stubs, Juicy J, Derby FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto
WARMUP: side straddle hops. Backpacks. Arm circles. Low slow squats, Merks. Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: the JUICY BURNOUT Merkins til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Pull-ups til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Dips til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap Jump Squats til burnout. V Ups til burnout. Lap
Merry. Abs and Dips
MOLESKINE: Totally forgot so I reshared the great weekly Moleskins from our fearless leader Pebbles
It may sound selfish but you need to take care of yourself before you can fully take care of others. It allows you to be more fully present and you will then give more to your friends and family when you’re in a good headspace physically and spiritually.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: prayers for our brother Squatter as he found out his wife has colon cancer. Prayers for a miraculous healing and peace for family.
Prayers for mental health, FLO s buddy who needs a job, and The Banker family involved in crash (everyone is fine).
PLAYLIST: 2000’s alternative rock. Sadie Hawkins dance, in my Khaki pants. G-string knew all the words in his short shorts!
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, El Capitan, Squatter, Siri, FLO, Juicy J, Chains FNGs: 1 Chains COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Perfect!
EARLY BIRDS: 15 Minute 5 SB Burpee EMOM
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, PE Stretch, SB Burpees
Mission Statement, Credo, 5 Core Principals
THE THANG: 5-10-15-20-25 Rep SB Ladder
PAX Began with 5 Reps of the Following: WWII’s, Merkins, SB Rows, SB Curls, SB Thrusters
Then Ran w/ SB for ~.2 Miles then stopped for Pull-ups with quantity based on set completed.
PAX returned to Base for 10 reps of each exercise followed by SB run and pull-ups.
All PAX completed the 5 sets getting to the top of the ladder of 25 sets of each exercise. Early finishers started back at the bottom until time.
Closed with 2 Minute Plank w/ 15 sec Merkin Burnout.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on camping with my son in the Smokies this weekend and the awareness that brought of focusing on more alone time with him. That time to connect was incredibly valuable and made me realize I need to focus more on family overall.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack for a ton of exciting events. Closest to home is F3 Dads held at Red Caboose Park on 5/16
COT: Prayers lifted for Squatter and his wife and everyone supporting them during this time.
PLAYLIST: Turnpike Troubadours Pandora and plenty of MumbleGrumbling
Excellent work today gentlemen! Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
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Wolfpack Back to Back

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: El Capitan, FLO, Juicy J, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfection
WARMUP: Mosey around park
THE THANG:
Perform 1 rep MOT, politician back to start, perform 1 rep exercise, run to sandbag, repeat adding a rep to MOT and exercise each time up to 10 reps.
Round 1 and 3: MOT – SB Lunges Exercise – Merkins
Round 2 and 4: MOT – SB Murder Bunnies Exercise – Burpees
50 flutter kicks and 50 crunches between each round
MOLESKINE: Not a ton of mumble chatter, PAX came to work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice posted a super big and awesome update in -f3-nashville-general. Go check it out and watch his video!
COT: We don’t know what the day ahead holds for us, but no matter what keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: Manly grunts.
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Summit Wolf Mountain

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Juicy J, Shakira, Derby, Wolfpack, The Merchant, FLO, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: shorts? Pants? Hoodie? Tarps off? I don’t know what to wear anymore.
WARMUP: Run and get a couple coupons.
THE THANG: sandbag run to the bottom of Stirrup drive with a few Burpee pitstops.
Lunges up the steepest road in Bellevue, stopping every 10-15ish yards to complete 10 SB rows, 10 Merkins, 10 SB Presses.
SB Mosey back stopping for burpee pitstops along the way.
MOLESKINE: shots in buttholes… or something like that.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP in August – Check with Chunks. F3 Dads workout coming up at Red Caboose Park. Juicy half marathon. Check the slacks!!
COT: Go find a mountain to climb today.
PLAYLIST: mumbles and chatters.
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[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

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Insane Train

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, Shakira, Juicy J, Derby, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Squats, Thunderstuck
THE THANG: Partner up: Angry bear crawl: bear complex SB Throws: Curls army crawl: Farmers carry hug prayer roll: SB lunge
– 50 Endorphins, Hard count – 50 Squats, Hard count
MOLESKINE: Embrace being the 6, its not something to be embarrassed about; what matters is you dont quit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads, Half marathon, 10k steps April challenge, check out: link