[Pain Train] Made up on the fly

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Bulldog, Pebbles, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Warm and Humid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac Bacs Windmills Slow Squats Slow merkins Stretch OYO
THE THANG: 1-mile mosey with a few burpees thrown in Partner Dora: 100 Hand Release Merkins 200 Big Boy Situps 300 Squats
MARY: No time
MOLESKINE: Woke up and was asked to Q. Showed up and made it up on the spot.
Great conversation with Bulldog and Argggg about showing up consistently. Can’t wait to see these men progress.
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NEVER FORGET — ANSWER THE CALL

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: The Knoll Q: Lady Liberty , PAX: Sparrow, AAA, Juicy J, Pebbles, Bulldog, morning stār, Lady Liberty, 🐝 Bumble Bee FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Dark and Dry. The grass was mowed the temp was perfect. Flashlight positioned to light up the flag. Single lantern on the Flood Table.
WARMUP: Brief remembrance ahead of the 25th anniversary of September 11. Went through F3 Mission, Credo, Disclaimers, and core principles. Set up the theme of the workout.
Willie Mays Hayes OYO BACs / Back BACs IC Imperial Walkers IC Hillbillies IC Windmills / Don Quixotes IC Slow Squats IC Mobility OYO
(These were supposed to be in cadence with alternating intervals of 9 and 11… there were a couple 8s and 12s mixed in based on Q not being a professional.)
THE THANG: Multi-Stage full body workout emphasizing readiness and teamwork. Tried to incorporate all the awesome that the Knoll provides.
ANSWER THE CALL First responders worked together to serve the NY community during the 9/11 attacks and the days that followed. Each did a part as part of a unit. These rotations focused on the task at hand. Do your part when it’s your turn to to perform that specific task.
Playground AMRAP rotation — 2 rounds, 45 sec work / 15 sec rotation: – Pull-ups / Chin-ups – Merkins – Glute Bridges – Mountain Climbers
THE CLIMB 343-second partner station at the stone table in remembrance of the 343 FDNY members killed on September 11. Split the group in two and alternated controlled step-up efforts while the non-stepping Pax relayed a 50 sandbag around the table. Switched when the bag got back to the Q.
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND Back-to-front run from the diamond toward the flag. Speaker passed to each new front man as the PAX shared the load. Wrapped around the field and moseyed to the diamond to a great version of the Tom Petty classic “Won’t Back Down” done by Johnny Cash.
FLIGHT 93 — 40 TOGETHER Brief recap of the events of flight 93 and a temperance of the team work that the passengers showed in an unexpected moment. Worked as a team and the Pax moved as a unit around the baseball diamond twice completing work at each base. Home — 5 Burpees 1B — 5 Squats 2B — 5 WWII / Big Boy Sit-ups 3B — 5 Alternating Shoulder Taps Repeat. 40 total reps in remembrance of the 40 passengers and crew aboard Flight 93.
MARY: Slow walk back to the flag as the Q asked folks to remember where they were on that day. Or remember other moments that became core memories “I’ll never forget where I was when. AMRAP for 30 second intervals of Carolina Dry Docks American Hammers Flutter Kicks
MOLESKINE: Reflected on remembrance, courage, service, and the responsibility of High Impact Men to be prepared to answer the ordinary calls placed on us by our families, friends, workplaces, neighborhoods and communities.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Run a 5k with Juicy Jay! Franklin opportunity for Father Daughter meetup.
COT: Prayers for the families that have suffered loss, wisdom to find peace and prevent more loss and mental health of those that are battling the darkness that is only exacerbated by the senseless of some losses.
PLAYLIST: America The Beautiful- Instrumental CCR- Fortunate Son Tom Petty — I Won’t Back Down David Bowie — “Heroes” Bruce Springsteen — The Rising Bruce Springsteen — Into the Fire Johnny Cash- I Won’t Back Down U2 — Walk On Alan Jackson — Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning) My Country ‘Tis of Thee-Instrumental

Insane Train

Date: 2026-08-26 AO: Insane Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Argggg, Roadkill, Bulldog, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: amazing
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora Dora and an epic sandbag workout!
MARY:
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PLAYLIST: EDM baby!

The Knoll

Date: 2026-08-27 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: AAA, Juicy J, morning stār, Bulldog, Pebbles, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: crispy crispy and juicy
WARMUP: side straddle hops and all the good stuff!
THE THANG: Zone 2 Run baby!
MARY:
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COT: Appreciate everyone showing up!
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Nein! NEIN!!!

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Insane Train Q: Sooie , PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bulldog, El Capitan, 2 a dayz, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Pleasant, just shy of wunderbar.
WARMUP: SSH: 27 BAC: 18 BBAC: 18 Squats IC: 9 Merkins IC: 9 Stretch OYO
THE THANG: Moseyed up to the playground only to discover someone had surreptitiously left a sheet of paper with the mnemonic “SCHNITZEL” scrawled on it, so we proceeded to make a workout from it! 9 exercises. 9 reps. 9 rounds. 1 champion. S – shoulder press C – curl H – halo N – Nantucket squeeze I – imperial crawler T – twist Z – zercher squat E – elevated splunge L – lunge
MARY: 1 minute plank buyout
MOLESKINE: Reading Wendell Berry for the first time. Reflecting on taking time to pay closer attention to the people and processes taking place around me and not just rush from point A to point B. Thinking more in terms of generations rather than seasons.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: WESTSIDE WEDNESDAY tonight! Juicy J and Roadkill are both :hardcommit:’s for it! 5:30-7:30. Tailgate Brewery. BYOF
COT: El Capitan completed all 9 rounds. I awarded him FREE F3 workouts for the rest of the month. SalPal can redeem that voucher. Awarded all PAX present with a commemorative coloring sheet in honor of our Nein! NEIN!!! workout. Though it was Bulldog who got the official workout sheet.
Color your sheet. Post it as a reply to this backblast. The PAX that receives the most emojis will get free F3 workouts for the rest of the year! If you weren’t present, feel free to print and color your own sheet attached to this backblast.
Prayers lifted. Mountain Mojo enjoyed!

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-09-04 AO: Pain Train Q: G-string , PAX: Sooie, Juicy J, Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, El Capitan, Wolfpack, G-string, Cheeks, Bulldog, Hooters, Inchworm FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Perfect for a South Texas boy. Aka, hot and humid
WARMUP: SSH x 33 5 burpees Imperial walkers 5 burpees Slow squats 5 burpees Merkins 5 burpees Stretch OYO while workout is explained
THE THANG: hyrox style: complete exercise then lap around the park 50 thrusters Angry bear crawl 25 man makers weighted lunges 1:1 50 rows Burpee broad jumps 50 merkins Shout out to Pebbles for crushing the workout and lapping, I think, everyone.
MARY: Coupon WW2 Leg raises Heel taps Plank
MOLESKINE: Be free of the outcome. Working in the ER means being prepared for anything to come through those doors with no warning. It also means that I rarely see how people end up. Someone comes in with a stroke or heart attack, and I have about five minutes to do everything I can for them before sending them off with a different team, and I may never find out what happened or even if they lived. People come in from overdosing on something. We get them stabilized and send them out just hoping they won’t fall off the wagon again. In those few moments I have with them, I have to give all my expertise (limited as it is), all my hope for them, and some joy to ease their fear. Then, when that time is up, I leave and do it again for the next patient. Every person I encounter, I want to see them healed, but that isn’t my place to force that. I have to trust my team, the other teams in the hospital, and the patient themselves. In doing that, if there is success, it isn’t mine alone. If there is failure, it isn’t all my fault. I have to give everything and then let go peacefully. Same can be said for raising our children and so many areas of life. Do what you can, and be free of the outcome. “Have no anxiety at all, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, make your requests known to God. Then the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and minds in Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:6-7
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP burpee run thing by Wolfpack on Sunday – 5k on the 26th Juicy J – IronPax is live!
COT: Prayers were offered up.
PLAYLIST:

Nothing Guaranteed but Death, Taxes, & Sandbags

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Argggg, Bulldog, El Capitan, Juicy J, 2 a dayz, @OfficerDangle FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: clear, mid-70s
WARMUP:
Stretch Sesh Motivators 5x
THE THANG:
Mosey sand bags to middle school front benches.
At benches, 30x dips, 30x decline merkins, 30x elevated crunches.
Then mosey to tennis courts.
Pax line up along fence with bags.
Sandbag MOT Suicides
Round 1 – First court & back: bag toss – Second court & back: murder bunnies – Third court & back: overhead carry
Interlude along fence: 7x Slow Squats, 6x Inch Worms, 5x Good Mornings
Round 2 – First court & back: Lunges – Second court & back: Goblet Toss – Third court & back: front load carry
Interlude along fence: 7x Slow Squats, 6x Inch Worms, 5x Good Mornings
Interlude #2: 30x Bench Press, 30x Bagged WW2s, 30x Plus-size prom Dates (a Roadkill special request :joy:)
Round 3 Unbagged suicides, all three courts.
Return to playground parking lot.
MOLESKINE:
Find something you enjoy / want to do that also requires patience and endurance (a hobby, a home project, a health commitment). We’re so prone to seek the easy way out or the path of least resistance – that’s human. But practicing stick-to-it-ness does something to our souls that makes us better men. 
Start with something you really want to do but may be hesitant to commit to. For me, it’s reading a really long classic novel or climbing a difficult route at the gym. It’s gonna suck sometimes but there’s a joy in pushing through the struggle to the end. Take the lessons learned from this experience and apply it to other areas of your life where giving up is easy.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
westside-wednesday returns 09/09 at Tailgate Brewery! I will try to be there with the fam. Come on out!
Free entry for Titans 5k in Brentwood (thank you Juicy J !) at the end of the month – see post on slack for details.
Go Ruck is putting on several rucking events in the next few weeks across the country. Choo Choo is headed down to ATL for one in the next few weeks. “It’s gonna suck!”
COT:
Closed out with prayers for the people of Nepal, then enjoyed some fellowship + Mtn. Mojo :coffee:
Grateful for the opportunity to lead y’all this morning!
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[Pain Train] Studies show that fun titles generate 42% more HC’s!

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Pain Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: G-string, FistShake, FLO, Bulldog, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri, Half Lyfe, Sooie, 2 a dayz, Argggg, Roadkill, Inchworm FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: No complaints
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, BAC, BACBAC, AP, MNC, SC
THE THANG: Partner up!
Two rounds of… Alternate with your partner starting at 1 rep and working up to 10, Mosey between exercises – Merkins – Squats – Dips – Shoulder taps
MARY: Sprints and Merkin Ring of Fire
MOLESKINE: Sooie loves picnic tables
ANNOUNCEMENTS: TCLAPS for Derby for HCing hard at the Bellevue Farmers Market… everyone keep an ear out for the next one to support him.
COT: If you can do 1 you can do 10… Reminder to keep momentum even when it gets hard.
PLAYLIST: Crickets a’chirping

Leg Day at the InPain Train!

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Bulldog, Derby, Wolfpack, El Capitan, Siri, Chili Dip, Sooie, Argggg, Two A Days FNGs: 1 Two A Days COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: faaaaaantastic
WARMUP: movement
THE THANG: Sandbag mosey to the end of the road
100 reps each hero style, hill sprint every 25 – Squats – Spiccolis – Reverse Lunges – Iron Dans (capped at 50)
Final sprint up Chili Dip Hill
MARY: Planks
MOLESKINE: mumble chatter slowly dwindled as the workout continued
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Join Derby tomorrow at the Bellevue Farmers Market to do some serious EHing
westside-wednesday check it!
COT: Keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: manly grunts

[Pain Train] BuildSB Burpee Ladder

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Roadkill, Derby, The Banker, Cheeks, Bulldog, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: :hot_face:
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s – Merkins & WWII’s w/ SB Run
WARMUP: BACS,BACBACS, The Banker Night Clubs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, El Capitan Reach to the Stars, 5 Merkins for Core Principals.
F3 Mission and Credo
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~20 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX hammers out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top. 10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl + Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
Added in a couple mosey’s to ease the HR with the heat
PAX absolutely smoked it today completing 3 sets!
MARY: 45 second plank + 15 second Merkin Burnout
MOLESKINE: Shared story of 5 y/o son falling in a pool this weekend and while he’s been taking swim lessons (w/ our man Shakira!), he can’t fully swim just yet. He found the wall as I was running his direction and make it out ok. With that we reflected on how fragile life can be and encouraged PAX to think of at least 1 person close to them and personally let them know how much they mean to them.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wolfpack leading the charge tomorrow w/ a CSAUP at Red Caboose Park at 6 AM. Stay engaged on the Slack Channel as SalPal and SLT will be rolling out some exciting events.
COT: Prayers for School and Birth.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora thru a busted speaker that Roadkill won’t fix :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
Thank you for showing up and getting after it this morning! Appreciate the opportunity to lead!
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