WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
WARMUP: stretches, snow angels, toy soldiers, reindeer run
THE THANG:
1 curl with descending/lift the kid to bed
2 thrusters lift the trees
3 sit ups with bag
4 pull throughs/slide the box
5 squats/lift the box
6 crunchy frogs
7 overhead presses/lift the kid
8 squats
9 flutters
10 descending merkins/fill the sweater
11 lunges fill the pants
12 120 plank
Followed by 3 sprints and some gut work
MOLESKINE: FNG Paul getting out after Butterball Crawl. Excellent job Pedialyte and EZ-Go on the connection!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 51 weeks for us to brainstorm on Butterball Crawl improvements and advertising
COT: prayers for Andrew McDermott friend and Harry Caray mother.
WARMUP: Broga followed by burpee Apocalypse
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
:clubs: lung 2=1
:hearts: Arods= j-low with a pickle pounder
:diamonds:Superman’s
:spades: Merkins
Aces. 11 burpees plus the work out
MOLESKINE: get it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2.0 work out, Crieve Hall Butter Ball Crawl
COT: Prayer
WARMUP: dynamic stretching
THE THANG: upper body first
12 rounds of “pump you ups” AKA
1 minute of:
5 pull ups
10 hand release merkins
15 dry docks
Mosey to bus hill for lower body
10 jump squats
15 lunges (single count)
20 Alabama prom dates
Run up hill
10 feet together squats
15 monkey humpers
20 hip flexor pumps
Bernie hill
10 star jumps
15 Smurf jacks
20 frog pumps
Sprint 100%
Repeat one more time
Mosey to start for my choice of gut work
MOLESKINE: good upper body pump today. Gonna be lots of men walking sideways through doors. Booty cheeks and quads definitely gonna be sore.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to mention! Check Slack you dummies
COT: thankful for Topanga (Scott) and his example. Prayers for his mom in this time. Andrew McDermott’s sister upcoming surgery. Shoutout to Mistah Mistah on the new addition tomorrow!
Thankful for my wife who continues to be gracious and patient with me as we celebrate 7 years today.
WARMUP:
25 SSH
Willy Mays Hayes
Good Mornings
THE THANG:
*Grab a block
4 corners:
Round 1 – 20 curls, 15 incline merkins, 10 squats, 5 burpees
Round 2 – 20 tricep extensions, 15 decline merkins, 10 shoulder presses, 5 burpees
Round 3 – 20 kb swings, 15 spider merkins, 10 thrusters, 5 burpees
Mode of transportation – Lunges, fireman’s carry, lunges, fireman’s carry
Tabata:
30s on, 10s off for 20 minutes of…
Pike hold on bench (or plank)
Squat hold
L-sit hold
Chin-over-bar hold (or dead hang)
Finished with 1 minute of low plank
MOLESKINE:
The manifold wisdom of Topanga already proving itself with this little schedule switcheroo between Focker and myself. Really enjoyed leading and getting in some muscle pump with those static holds. The rock gods of Metallica and Pearl Jam kept us going and conversations of vocational school philosophy filled the pavilion.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 413 Strong begins again with a new class
– The Struggle overnight CSAUP is June 4-5
COT:
– Prayers for friends IVF treatment
Always a party. Thankful to lead.
-EZ