Detention

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Detention Q: Matador , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Matador, Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga (Scott), Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm but not terrible
WARMUP: GM, WMH, SSH, Broga -Indigenous Peoples Run: the Commemorative Accounts Receivable Loop
THE THANG: I. Welsh Dragon :flag-wales::dragon: -4 bear crawl steps -1 merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) Then 4 bear crawls again, but now do 2 reps of everything, then 3 reps; see if you can get to 10 reps without failure
II. Pavilion sprints 10 burpees Sprint across pavilion and back 20 WWI – sprint 30 squats – sprint The PAX attempted to complete 5 rounds
III. Surprise, Welsh Dragon again! Yay! :flag-wales::dragon:
MARY: Jesus’ mom
MOLESKINE: love their journals and planners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -The PAX and other community members rallied around Toothless and fam to support them while 2.0 Wally is in the hospital. Over $2,000 given! Thanks to Focker for leading the charge. -lots of other announcements, check slack
COT: -Prayers for Wally. Healing and protection. -prayers for Peabody’s brother who struggles. -prayers for many of our wives. New jobs, heavy responsibilities, overwhelm of admin chaos with the start of the school year. -May God give us an undercurrent of his peace amidst the busyness, and wisdom for when to say no.
PLAYLIST: classic 2001 album “Is This It” by The Strokes in its entirety. The PAX did not complain so I assume they loved it. They did complain about the second welsh dragon.
AOQ NOTE Honored to be your new AOQ :dancer: Looking forward to a grueling year of fitness and fellowship in the gloom

Soggy bottoms

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Detention Q: tampalibra , PAX: tampalibra, Deep State, Andrew McDermott, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH x 20 Squat x 10 Finger banger x 10 Jack Webb up to 10
THE THANG: 1 seal burpee 2 reverse lunges 2 is 1 3 crab toe touch 2 is 1 4 block thrusters
MARY: Shoulder tap x 20 just to make sure we hit the shoulders Flutter x 30 WWI x 10
MOLESKINE: Recapped the story of Lot putting himself of proximity to wickedness. He rationalized it very well, but we see how it massively skewed his perception of morality.
Prayers to keep our eyes (and hearts) in check, for chaos and a tough season in YHCs home, and for Esposa

Detention

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Detention Q: Pedialyte , PAX: Topanga, Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: ssh and some light stretching
THE THANG: 4 burpees EMOM. Rotating exercises between upper body, lower body, core to finisb each minutes
A few runs and sprints mixed in
MOLESKIN: Helping aging parents with finances
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: prayers for Topanga’s brother, Andrew McDermott’s brother, and friends of Tinkertoy’s dealing with recent death in the family
PLAYLIST: Rock workout

Border Crossing

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Detention Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Pepsi, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: nasty
WARMUP: broga
THE THANG:
MARY: We didn’t make it across to many CBP officers
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Pollos and their Coyote (Me)

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Sucky
WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Crossing the border, and paying your coyote along the way such as. Burpee dodge the border patrol and cocaine bear crawls. We sweat and Garmin says 707 calories burned well done Pollos
MARY:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff World Cup watch party for Japan and Brazil Andrew McDermott
COT: Always need prayer and for Sweet Caroline testing tomorrow in Boston Michael Freiburg
PLAYLIST: from Quinto de Junio with classics like Pink Pony Club, Pep Poker Face and No Cocaine

Detention

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Esposa, Andrew McDermott, Tinkertoy, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rain and lightning
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Partner up. 10 rounds. Partner 1 work Partner 2 lunge -5 Dry docks -10 Merkins -15 Air squats
MARY: -Freddy Mercs -Box cutters -Plank stabilization x2 -Super man -WW1 -LBCs -V ups
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Detention

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Detention Q: Andrew McDermott , PAX: Esposa, Focker, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Fortran, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Detention

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: Detention Q: Works for a Guy , PAX: Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Movin On Up, Esposa, Deep State, Works for a Guy, Tinkertoy, Michael Freiburg, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Paraphernalia Pump

Date: 2026-03-02 AO: detention Q: EZ-Go PAX: Deep State, Movin On Up, Andrew McDermott, EZ-Go, 8 Ball, Matador, Esposa, Pedialyte, Donkey Hammer, Toto, Pound Puppy FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Spittin’
WARMUP: Mosey to pavilion with various workout paraphernalia (:arrow_left: did you know how that was spelled)? 25 SSH
THE THANG: Station 1: Complexes with Kettle Bells 5 kb to chin 5 Rows 5 Power clean 5 Squat press 5 Good mornings X3 rounds
Station 2: Paraphernalia Pump Station 1 – Sandbag Squats Station 2 – KB Turkish getups Station 3 – Weighted vest burpees Station 4 – Triple arm killers w bumper plates *Tabata – 120s on, 20s off
Had a whole station with burpees and sprinting still to go, but didn’t get to it…
MOLESKINE: It was great to get out there and throw heavy things around – good for the soul.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness (check slack for details)
COT: Pray for my family, wife’s been dealing with medical stuff for the past month
PLAYLIST: Sweating to the Oldies
Love yall :v:EZ