Handsomizer

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Handsomizer Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Spinal Tap, Salami, Cuban Missile FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Beautiful
WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: Picnic bench workouts and steps. Karen made an appearance!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: continued prayers for Squatter and wife, thankful for health!

The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-04 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Pebbles, The Banker, Étouffée, Sooie, Malibu, Juicy J, Samwise, Bumblebee, Bear Grylls FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Coolish, dewy
WARMUP: SSH Bacs Bac Bacs Windmills Slow Squats Slow Merkins Run to stop sign
THE THANG: 3 rounds of 11
Merkins/Squats MOT Bear Crawls Mike Tysons/Carolina Dry Docks MOT Duck Walk Squats/Jump Squats MOT Burpee Broad Jumps
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
the MOT was a burner in this workout. Fantastic work everyone.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Smokeboots Q: Smokehouse , PAX: Smokehouse, Sugar mama, Berry Brooks (ATM), Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, Down Under, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: The Discipline Q: Horizon , PAX: Coach Nado, hambone, Horizon, Country Parkour, FNG – Little Miner FNGs: 1 FNG – Little Miner COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Dry and Comfortably cool upper 50s
WARMUP: Putting our ruck on
THE THANG: 2.79 miles
MARY: Plank for two minutes with 5 merkins in between
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Strutter’s Trifecta, Struggle 006
COT: Continued prayers for Squatter and his wife, Hambone and the group of men in the Struggle this Friday
PLAYLIST:

Downtown Rodeo 🤠 🐎

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Titan Q: Toothless , PAX: Papa Bear, Pole Dancer, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Vector, Pep, Hipster, Toothless, CubCadet, Shelby, Steampunk, FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasantly cool, a welcome break from the oncoming onslaught of humidity and heat
WARMUP: Active warmups e.g. skips, shuffles, karaoke, etc.
THE THANG: Downtown Rodeo :face_with_cowboy_hat: :racehorse: Head to the field where the first event is set up
Event 1: Barrel Race Relay PAX split into two groups. Groups perform exercises AMRAP until all PAX have completed the barrel pattern. Incorrect pattern results in a restart for that runner. First group to finish wins, winners do 5 burpees and losers do 15.
Round 1 – Prisoner Squats Round 2 – Merkins Round 3 – WWI’s
Event 2: Stampede Bear crawl sharks and minnows, as in bear crawl across the field and try not to get tagged by the bear crawlers who are it. Number of taggers (ideally) increases each round along with the difficulty. Last man to be tagged wins. 2 rounds.
Event 3: Climbing Pikes Peak The Manitou Incline is a set of 2768 railroad tie steps gaining 2000ft of elevation in a mile. Let’s climb it. 2768 divided by the number of PAX. Roughly 200 double count mountain climbers each.
Event 4: Quarter Horse Dash The namesake of the Quarter Horse comes from it being the fastest breed at or below that distance. Conveniently, a lap around the Parthenon is exactly 1/4 of a mile. So, PAX run a lap with someone calling finish times. Continue to run laps and beat your times else be faced with AMRAP exercises. Some PAX made it 3 laps before heading back for time.
MARY: Dealers choice til time, starting with 10 bucking broncos aka donkey kicks
MOLESKINE: Barrels relay was mostly successful, but at least one of the PAX messed up the pattern on each of the rounds which ended up being the deciding factor in the race. Bear crawling sharks and minnows from the Stampede event was a hit with everyone, especially CubCadet and Vector. The 200 mountain climbers were surprisingly difficult once getting to the higher counts. YHC was toast for the Quarter Horse Dash, but Spinal Tap must have sandbagged because he was almost 10 seconds faster on the 2nd and 3rd laps!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – 7/11 convergence! – Come to bomber for Strutter’s birthday kickoff – Keep checking Slack for more fun announcements!
COT: YHC encouraged the PAX to be grateful for their health & the ability to workout, as health is easy to take for granted until you don’t have it. Prayer requests were shared, ball of man was convened.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5RpkZbLODArnaWvGQy9QZq?si=15faca6db7c9424c

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht, Third Coast PAX: Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Third Coast FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Delightfully cool after warming up
WARMUP: run
THE THANG: run
MARY: run
MOLESKINE: skin of a mole
PLAYLIST: sounds of the greenway, the exchange running collective

Where is the Q?

Date: 2026-06-03 AO: Insane Train Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, Shakira, Derby, Juicy J, El Capitan, Choo Choo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: SSH x 40 Calves and hips stretch Last man up to the parking lot Everyone else was toasty from the pre-party so took it easy
THE THANG: Cones 40ish yards apart
Partner up Partner 1 sprints to cones and back Partner 2 does bear complexes until return (clean, thruster, back squat, push press)
20 total sprints
Partner A Overhead carry to cones, drop and sprint back Partner B Rotate through 40 flutters, 40 WWIs, and 40 bag press
12 total sprints
Everyone together 5 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 3 3 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 2 1 burpee buy in, sprint down and back x 1 Sprint down and back x 2
8 total sprints
MARY: 40 American Hammers
MOLESKINE: Ya Q had an emergency run and missed most of round 2. These guys powered through. Two lessons there: 1) plans are just plans. 2) surround yourself with people that make you better and pick you up
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: Irish resistance music https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=yorDpHQMQT2-QJGHiJnqig&pi=p57v7iA8RSG6f

[After Hours] 7 Ups

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Very nice. WARMUP: 1 lap around TN THE THANG: 7X up the grassy hill. 7X down the stairs. 1 EC trip up over and down the upper level stairs. 1 lap around TN. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Strutter Can’t Drive 55
COT: Squatter fam. PLAYLIST:

Tortoise and Hair – Week 4 Run

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: DintyMoore, Chunks, Hair Band, hambone, Right Said, SalPal, Barney, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Judy, Red Skull, Wham-O, Decaf, Crawlspace, Stir Fry, Toe Jam, Gristle, Clueless, Peach Fuzz, Train Wreck, Mrs. Winners, Top Chef, Tenderfoot, Grasshopper, Swiper, Kiddy Pool, Boogie Man, Puffy FNGs: None COUNT: 27 CONDITIONS: 65 degrees…perfect PR weather!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm up routine: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches, WMH
THE THANG: Find a friend and RUN!!!
MARY: Post-run party hosted by Chunks and SalPal
MOLESKINE: We had six 4:13 Strong PRs set this morning. I love the drive this class is showing during Week 4! Thank you to all the PAX who joined us today. It was a real boost to the 4:13 Strong guys to have so many show up. Your presence makes a real difference.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle 006 this weekend. Start making plans for the 50 Mile CSAUP event in August.
COT: Prayers for Squatter’s family and the 4:13 Strong men.

The Knoll

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Juicy J , PAX: Pebbles, Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: perfecto – little wet
WARMUP: Running around the hood, high knees, butt kicks, sidewinders
THE THANG: Jump Squat Ball Toss Competition- double jump squats, toss, step back, repeat. See who can go the farthest away. Half Lyfe and Pebbles won the most rounds. although morning stār had the best moment- literally a full extension dive and catch
WW2 Partner Toss Competition: See how many you could do with a 3 minute timer, then 2 minute timer. Pebbles and Half Lyfe win again!
Dora Dora
Merry of Abs
WINNERS got a fresh F3 Sticker and organic chocolate peanut butter balls.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Comparison is the thief of Joy” – so how about we just stop comparing (ie social media, etc)? Here’s why…
Generational Wealth: Baby Boomers and the Silent Generation will transfer $84.4 trillion in assets by 2045. The top 1.5% of households control 42% of that transfer. Friend of yours always driving the nicer car, bigger house, or better school? Generational wealth is everywhere. So don’t compare…
Nepotism: 9 in 10 people have personally witnessed nepotism influence a hiring decision. 40% of U.S. workers have been hired at a company where a relative already worked. Only 1 in 5 employees believes their workplace is completely free of nepotism. Feel like you’re always smarter than your boss or the execs are doing “better” than you? Well Nepotism is EVERYWHERE. Don’t compare…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spring Fling coming up. Date TBD.
COT: Prayers up for Squatter, Half Lyfe family situation, and all those unspoken :pray:
PLAYLIST: Yellowcard