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Tire Station Run

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Splitter, Tigger, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ran a 9 min mile for 2 miles.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: We should have ran 3 miles at that pace.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Four corners and a dragon

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Matador , PAX: Matador, Pep, Esposa, The Shield FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: coolish. Nice.
WARMUP: the usual. GMs, WMs, SSHs, skip, imperial walker, butt kicker
THE THANG: 4 Corners x 3 + 1 dragon
Four corners – station at each corner of the park. Run in between. 3 rotations. 1. Abs -15 Vups -15 crunchy frogs -15 box cutters
2. Arms -20 dry docks -20 merkins -20 dips
3. Legs – 30 squats -30 lunges -1 min wall sit
4. Burpees 10 burpees (x3)
Back to the p lot for a… Welsh dragon -bear crawl 4 steps -1 Merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) -REPEAT and increase by one rep each time until you complete last round with 10 of each
MARY: short Mary
MOLESKINE: got to watch the sun rise on another day. God is faithful and consistent.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack July 6 something with SalPal CSAUP in August with Chunks
COT: -prayers for Sherpa ascending Cotopaxi this week. Fellowship and safety. -Prayers for Pep in a career transition. Trusting God and wise decisions. -Prayers for your Q closing on a house next week. Grateful for God’s provision.
PLAYLIST: assorted international dance vibes
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Horizon, Coach Nado, Dilbert, Country Parkour, hambone, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: getting warmer
WARMUP: 20 SSH IC, arm circles
THE THANG: TABATA 1:30 on and 20 secs off
Curls 45 lb upright row 30 lb 100 lb tombstone pick up and hold WW1 SU with 20 lb bag Over the shoulder throw (55 lb) Next over row 70 lb Lunges 30 lb
Then speed walk 100 yards (50 there and 50 man)
Repeato 3 times
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: the 100 lb tombstone was not the favorite
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the struggle this weekend
COT: prayers
PLAYLIST: 90’s rock hits

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ImpromptQ

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Matador, Pepsi, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: sticky and beautiful
WARMUP: various stretches, even through in some V-ups
THE THANG: made up on the spot. Partner up and to playground P-1 does rifle carry to top of sidewalk and back while P-2 does exercise and then switch Pull ups Monkey humpers Merkins Lunges Rows
Return blocks and to church lot 10–>1 descending burpee count at bottom with 10 ww1 at top.
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: no music since I didn’t have a speaker and my phone died. Otherwise good vibes!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: pray over and for our wives
PLAYLIST: nah
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Squatter Sendoff

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Westeros Q: SalPal , Squatter PAX: CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Chunks, SalPal, Shy Guy, Spinal Tap, bluemule, Squatter, The Merchant FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Exceedingly arrogant.
WARMUP: For the birds.
THE THANG:
Sally: Partner 1 Lunge Walks/Murder Bunnies, Partner 2 Swings + Pullups
Squatter: Hellish Tennis Ball Game, 22s of Merkins, Squats, Abs, moseys between every 2-3 sets.
MARY: A little bit.
MOLESKINE: Olivia Rodrigo is the OG, Shy Guy =/ Siri (let’s move on from it people), Cubby hates bunnies, murderous or otherwise.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6/13 at the-castle, Strutter 3 Part Birthday Party this week, Ultimate 11’s on 7/11, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT:
Squatter, for his wife and the next 22 days as they do treatment. Pep for his quarterly review. All other intentions unspoken or unmentioned in the backblast.
Squatter, we love you to pieces, prayers and blessings as you accompany your bride in this journey. We’ve got your back. Send us pictures and let us know if you need capital to launch F3 Tiajuana. I’m sure Natural Ice can find some money in the budget for a West Coast starfish effort.
PLAYLIST:
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Warner Rucker

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: The Eddy Q: FLO , PAX: Stubs, Motorola, Splash, FLO, Flood FNGs: 1 Flood COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
Damp, but no rain
WARMUP:
Meet Splash’s dad and pets given to Bishop :dog2:
Wondered if Wolfpack was arriving, but there were no signs, only false promises :disappointed:
THE THANG:
Wander paved paths mostly to avoid muddy trails. Rucked to Nature Center and around by tadpole lagoon and up around through connector trail, then back down. Somehow equated to a 45 ruck.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
“It’s what you learn after you know it all that matters most”
– Elderly Man Behind the Counter in a Small YMCA
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Spring Summer Fling sometime soon. Check Slack!
COT:
Moment of silence for prayers.
Named FNG. Welcome Flood!
PLAYLIST:
Mumble chatter and chirping
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[The Castle] Pre-party run.

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Steely, Strutter, hambone, Squatter, Waymo (formerly Space Baby) FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Nice! WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ fast miles before the Fabulous Fabuloso Q. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Atlantis Q: DintyMoore , PAX: DintyMoore, SalPal, porcelain, Juicy J, Pole Dancer, Cheesehead, Subway FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: Lap and Stretches
Birthdate Challenge – hit all 8 dates 0 1-minute plank 1 10 merkins 2 20 air squats 3 30 SSHs 4 20 Lunges 5 15 burpees 6 20 merkin shoulder taps 7 30 calf raises 8 20 mountain climbers 9 1-minute wall sit
THE THANG: Partner AMRAP 100 m sprint 5 burpees 20 sit-ups 15 pushups 100 m sprint
Partner completed series of core exercises
MARY: Soccer Challenge – goal between arms in plank position = 5 burpees and 100m sprint
MOLESKINE: Push each other to know each other, it’s more than a workout group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle, Summer Slam, Fall CSAUP 50 mile relay, etc.
COT: prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bybNxEFZvzMuwrvMJx0gL?si=dJ-GbMhCS524enrLUJJFDQ&pi=cZ6L80vSTHCJj
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: The Stronghold Q: Chunks , PAX: Barney, Red Skull, Hipster, Chunks, Fulton (St. Louis) FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP::white_check_mark:
THE THANG: 115 Burpees and 1.5 mile travel.
7s or 8s depending on your counting skills.
MARY: mosey back to start X.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack.
COT: Lifted up each other.
PLAYLIST: Old School tunes.
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Stoneboots

Date: 2026-05-30 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Cowboy, moneyshot, Carebear, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Sugar mama, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
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