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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Smokeboots Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Smokehouse, Cowboy, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, BeerRun FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Choo Choo, Flipper, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: HOT WARMUP: 10 IC SSH IW WM THE THANG:
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Feeling hot hot hot

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), AAA, Timber, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, Sooie, Étouffée, Morning Star, Bumbleber FNGs: COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Got and humid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Back bacs Windmills Slow squats Merkins
THE THANG: 11s “surf style” We paddled (bear crawl) and stood up on our boards (burpees) 1/2 mile of bear crawl with 110 burpees
“Hit the beach” with sand bags AMRAP Pull ups x 5 Squats x 10 Overhead press x 15 Deadlift x 20 Run 200m
MARY: 5mjn
MOLESKINE: That was harder than I thought it would be. God created everything good. Trust that the hard, bad, ugly, is ultimately working towards that good.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: July 11th Convergence at Percy Warner stairs
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PLAYLIST: Bob Marlet
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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way

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Border Crossing

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Detention Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Pepsi, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: nasty
WARMUP: broga
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MARY: We didn’t make it across to many CBP officers
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Coach Nado, Country Parkour, Dilbert, hambone, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warm and swampy already
WARMUP: 20 SSH, Good mornings, Slow/large Arm circles, Micheal Phelps
THE THANG: Each PAX has a heavy bag and a lighter weight
Squat thrust (throwing the big bad as far as you can) 10 of each – Curls – Shoulder press – Triceps Press Walking lunges to the big bag you threw – Bent over rows
Repeat 3 times 50 Big boy sit-ups (Q got a wild cramp and changed the future plan)
We did the primary thang 5 times!!! That is a lot of weight thrown around.
But in between the sets of 3 we did RDL – 40 (20 per side) Side bends – 25 each side Super man 40 (4 rounds of 10)
MARY: standing calf raises
MOLESKINE: Q got smoked from those BBSU and the heat coming in is going to be brutal.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July fun at the-castle 11th of July Convergence, try to be there Prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: 90’s/00’s rock bangers.
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Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
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PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?
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Sweatimus Prime

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Sherlock, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Chunks, DintyMoore, Squatter, Firefox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Swampy
WARMUP: Mosey to school steps 47 SSH 10 Merkins Stretch Mosey to playground
THE THANG: Mosey to the playground. PAX started with the first exercise from the list below, then ran. Then add the next exercise and all previously performed ones, then run. Rinse and repeat. Copious sweating ensued. 2 Frog jumps 3 Star jumps 5 Burpees 7 Pull-ups 11 Merkins 13 Incline merkins 17 Dips 19 Shoulder tap plank jacks (each side is a half) 23 Fire hydrants (each side is a half) 29 Monkey humpers 31 Buzzsaw planks 37 Plank jacks 41 Mountain climbers 43 Flutter kicks 47 WW1s
We got to buzzsaw planks and then did the last 4 exercises (shortening the 47 WW1s to 4+7=11 reps)
MARY: Mosey back to startex. Sweat some more.
MOLESKINE: HR was notified of tasteless shirt removals. Also, per SalPal , prime numbers can be classified by… :sleeping:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 1st F AOQ handoff, etc.
COT: – Congratulations and support to SalPal’s family on welcome additions and welcome (professional) subtractions – Much love and support to Squatter and his family.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6jMXhCa6xZIWsVRndSt9sP?si=18ba1abec1ff4d30
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Pollos and their Coyote (Me)

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Sucky
WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Crossing the border, and paying your coyote along the way such as. Burpee dodge the border patrol and cocaine bear crawls. We sweat and Garmin says 707 calories burned well done Pollos
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff World Cup watch party for Japan and Brazil Andrew McDermott
COT: Always need prayer and for Sweet Caroline testing tomorrow in Boston Michael Freiburg
PLAYLIST: from Quinto de Junio with classics like Pink Pony Club, Pep Poker Face and No Cocaine
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Stoneboots

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: Stonewall Q: moneyshot , PAX: Carebear, Black Lung, Sugar mama, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Down Under, floppydisk, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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