At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)

The Eddy

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: The Eddy Q: Motorola , PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Sooie, Stubs, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: A little cooler and less humid than it has been.
THE THANG: The paved path that Juicy J went down last week.
MOLESKINE: “Live in a way today that helps you thrive tomorrow.”

Detention

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: My Pleasure, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Matador, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Waymo (formerly Space Baby) , PAX: Ultratecht, Hipster, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), g-string FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Once upon a time in 1942… Harrison Ford was born
Warm-Up 1. SSH – 20 IC 2. Willie Mays Hays 3. Good mornings 4. Cherry pickers – 10 IC 5. Imperial Walkers – 10 IC 6. Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward 7. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch 8. Mosey to runway and back
The Thang “Air Force Ones” 1. Burpee broad jumps 2. Squat thrusters with coupons
“Indiana Jones” Temple Escape – Suicides – hold plank and then slow side mountain climbers – bear crawls
Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. The Whip (tricep extensions) 2. Excavators (gravediggers) 3. Grail Kneels (reverse lunges) 4. Lift the treasure (Coupon curls)
“Han Solo” Tabata (1 min on, 30 secs off) – Set x 2 1. Millennium Falcon Merkins (wide grip) 2. Lightspeed rows 3. Rebel hammers 4. Wookie hangs (pull-ups) and crunches
Kessel Run with throne sits (12 parsecs) – alternate between pax until time is up
Cool Down / Stretch (5 min) 1. Downward Dog 2. Cobra Stretch 3. Runners stretch to world’s greatest stretch

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Iron Giant Q: hambone , PAX: Mr. Pancake, Horizon, hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: swampy
WARMUP: SSH, IST, Cherry Pickers, Good mornings, hilly billy
THE THANG: rounds of:
Run 10 merkins IC Run 10 sandbag squats 10 rows Run 10 pull ups Run 10 sandbag lunges 10 presses
Repeat (4x)
MARY: Alabama prom dates, crunches
MOLESKINE: Not too hard, but harder than it could have been
ANNOUNCEMENTS: shrimp boil at First Baptist

[The Castle] Thruster Mountain

Date: 2026-07-11 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), UTAH, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Scoober, Aaron, named Rapid Rewards FNGs: 2 Aaron, named Rapid Rewards COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy, began in the rain
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Thruster Mountain 45 minute workout with Coupon Begin with one rep for the first minute increasing reps each minute until minute 23 then the decreasing reps begin back to 1 rep. Due to the Qs tardiness we only got to 21 reps and worked back down for a total of 441 Thrusters!
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: We got to about 10 when it began to suck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Continued prayers for our PAX
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock

[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Pain Train Q: Bean Burger (Fairview, TN) , Ruby Red (Fairview) PAX: Half Lyfe, Siri, FLO, Shakira, Juicy J, Cheeks, Pebbles, Ruby Red (Fairview), Bean Burger (Fairview, TN), Roadkill, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS:
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Handsomizer – Random stuff from my garage edition

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Handsomizer Q: Purple Tiger , PAX: Purple Tiger, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: wet
WARMUP: standard stuff
THE THANG: grabbed a couple of pac man weights (5 lb plate) in each hand and ran around the AO doing exercises. Hit the stairs and ramps and did squats with side raises on platforms, APDs on bench with chest fly, LBCs When the downpour started we moved to the garage and continued.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Good to be back in the AO.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence at PW tomorrow. Check main channel.

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Esposa, Michael Freiburg, Winona, Cal Worthington, Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
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PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.