Border Crossing

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Detention Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Pepsi, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: nasty
WARMUP: broga
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MARY: We didn’t make it across to many CBP officers
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Pollos and their Coyote (Me)

Date: 2026-06-05 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Sucky
WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Crossing the border, and paying your coyote along the way such as. Burpee dodge the border patrol and cocaine bear crawls. We sweat and Garmin says 707 calories burned well done Pollos
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff World Cup watch party for Japan and Brazil Andrew McDermott
COT: Always need prayer and for Sweet Caroline testing tomorrow in Boston Michael Freiburg
PLAYLIST: from Quinto de Junio with classics like Pink Pony Club, Pep Poker Face and No Cocaine

Detention

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Detention Q: Andrew McDermott , PAX: Esposa, Focker, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Fortran, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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The Stronghold – Cindy 500 workout

Date: 2026-04-09 AO: The Stronghold Q: Purple Tiger , PAX: Brown Slip, tampalibra, Tinkertoy, Red Skull, Decaf, Hipster, Wham-O, Purple Tiger, Young and Restless, Barney, Chunks, T-Bone, Groot, Mator, CheeseWiz, Hot Topic, Angry Bird, Holy Water, Turkey, Toto, Chicken Little, Honey Badger, Precious FNGs: 2 Honey Badger, Precious COUNT: 23 CONDITIONS: Perfect
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Paraphernalia Pump

Date: 2026-03-02 AO: detention Q: EZ-Go PAX: Deep State, Movin On Up, Andrew McDermott, EZ-Go, 8 Ball, Matador, Esposa, Pedialyte, Donkey Hammer, Toto, Pound Puppy FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Spittin’
WARMUP: Mosey to pavilion with various workout paraphernalia (:arrow_left: did you know how that was spelled)? 25 SSH
THE THANG: Station 1: Complexes with Kettle Bells 5 kb to chin 5 Rows 5 Power clean 5 Squat press 5 Good mornings X3 rounds
Station 2: Paraphernalia Pump Station 1 – Sandbag Squats Station 2 – KB Turkish getups Station 3 – Weighted vest burpees Station 4 – Triple arm killers w bumper plates *Tabata – 120s on, 20s off
Had a whole station with burpees and sprinting still to go, but didn’t get to it…
MOLESKINE: It was great to get out there and throw heavy things around – good for the soul.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness (check slack for details)
COT: Pray for my family, wife’s been dealing with medical stuff for the past month
PLAYLIST: Sweating to the Oldies
Love yall :v:EZ

Tortoise & Hare, Run #2

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: Wham-O, bluemule, Michelin Man, Chunks, Right Said, Crawlspace, hambone, Young and Restless, Hair Band, Judy, Decaf, Toto, Road Trip, Old Maid, Step Back, Beyonce, Puppy Chow, Purple Rain, Napoleon, 1 Star, Go Fish, Speed Date, Black Jack, Cow Pie, Cool Runnings, Clorox, Big Mama
FNGs: None
COUNT: 28
CONDITIONS: Moderate temps and high humidity created an absolute sweat-fest at The Stronghold.

WARMUP: Standard pre-run warmup routine: SSH, Squats, IWs, WMH and any other body part needing a stretch before running.

THE THANG: Pick your group (Fast, Medium and Less Than Medium) and RUN!!! Thanks to the great showing and encouragement of my F3 brothers, 8 out of 14 4:13 Strong men set a PR today. Thank you for showing up and offering encouragement.

MOLESKINE: Hard things are easier when you do them with someone else. Thank you F3 for such a strong showing this morning. I think this was the biggest run group we have ever had on a Tuesday!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 mile CSAUP on Aug 29…get your 5 man team together now. There are several 4:13 Strong men that are interested in participating so if you are looking for a fifth, let me know.

COT: Prayers for wisdom, strength and endurance.