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Detention

Date: 2026-09-28 AO: Detention Q: Donkey Hammer , PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Matador, Swig, Topanga, Pedialyte, Focker, Esposa, Fortran, 8 Mile FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: Donkey mobility warm up
THE THANG: Tabata 4×4 – 45 seconds on/15 seconds off Round 1: goblet squats, curls , APD, KB swings Round2: thrusters, 1arm rows, mountain climbers, broad jumps Round 3: front squats, 2 arm rows, high plank on block, Arods Round 4: calf raises, alternating block merkins, side planks on block
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tinkertoy has a healthy new baby boy! Huge congratulations to his wife and family.
PLAYLIST: Guns and Buns – various tunes by Guns and Roses and Bad Bunny
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: The Stronghold Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Hipster, Wham-O, Swig, Decaf, Barney, Red Skull, Right Said, Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Doché Milé, Sausage Man, DeVito, SpaghettiO, Hoody, Good Luck Charlie, Bedazzled, Unc, Heart Song, Strike Out, Cheese Wiz, Floyd FNGs: 12 Doché Milé, Sausage Man, DeVito, SpaghettiO, Hoody, Good Luck Charlie, Bedazzled, Unc, Heart Song, Strike Out, Cheese Wiz, Floyd COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: Ideal 67*
WARMUP: SSH, Hamstrings, WMH, DownDog, Foot2Hand, Hand up thread through, Inch worn, Shoulder Press, Phelps
THE THANG: Hills and Thrills Mosey to hill 11s and Hills -Merkin and Burpee -Lunge up mosey down -Proceed as a group 7sand Hills -Squat jump and dry dock -Bernie up mosey down Mosey to startx -Circle of thrust
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Bernie up the hill was brutal
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Struggle 008 10/02 start.
COT: Men are stronger together in a community of like minded men
PLAYLIST: TinkeToy Special
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Detention

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Detention Q: Swig , PAX: Focker, Swig, Matador, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, 8 Mile, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: was that a breeze?
WARMUP: simple stretching routine
THE THANG: Shot Caller Run
Bball shot to determine coupon usage. Round 1 – squats. Round 2 – lungs / calf raises.
Croquet Shot – determine quantity of exercise. Round 1 – merkins.
MARY: 1 min flutters, 1 minute plank, 1 minute squat hold.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: healthy delivery for Tinker Toy’s baby!
PLAYLIST: Gaurdians and Sport Theme Songs
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Swig , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Pedialyte, Swig FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: Swig fill out when able
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: EZ-Go, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Swig, Pedialyte, Fortran, Cal Worthington, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: BEA-UTIFUL
WARMUP: SSH/GM/WMH/Middle and side reaches/arm circles/phelps
Clean up broken coupons.
THE THANG:
Dora and Swiper Dora 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -murder bunnies forward/backwards Swiper Lap around the school as group. -burpee on “Swiper no swiping” (3 burpees) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -man makers (curl/press/tricep) Backpack Lap around the school as group. -carry backpack (8’ fence slat) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -overhead lunge forward/backwards Swiper Lap around the school as group. -burpee on “Swiper no swiping” (3 burpees) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -10 G2OH / WW1 Circle of thrust if timer
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MOLESKINE: Sweaty
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 mile relay CASUP Struggle 007
COT: Esposa repair and recovery Keith and Erin’s family dealing with loss while abroad Marissa (Vandy nurse) recovery and rehab
PLAYLIST: Swiper no swiping.
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Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-06-09 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Pearl (Jonathan Halter), hambone, Judy, Red Skull, Decaf, Swig, Young and Restless, Wham-O, Barney, Hair Band, Bumble Beattle, Toe Jam, Gristle, Clueless, Peach Fuzz, Train Wreck, Mrs. Winners, Top Chef, Tenderfoot, Grasshopper, Swiper, Kiddy Pool, Boogie Man, Puffy,, FNG1, FNG2, FNG3, FNG4, FNG5 FNGs: 5 FNG1, FNG2, FNG3, FNG4, FNG5 COUNT: 30 CONDITIONS: 73 degrees and very humid. Broke a sweat before we ended the warm-up.
WARMUP: Standard Pre-Run warm-up: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches and a little WMH on your own
THE THANG: RUN!! The usual 3 mile trek around the campus.
MARY: Working down the ladder of Burpees, Squats and WWI, starting at 10 each and making it to 6 before ending with 40 WWIs while waiting for everyone to join in.
MOLESKINE: Today, we had a slow start and a very sloppy finish. Unfortunately, that is how many men go through life. They choose the path of least resistance and buy into the lie that thy can get by with the bare minimum. The result is trading future success for immediate comfort. That is a bad deal every time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
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Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-05-29 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Swig , PAX: Swig, Esposa, Pedialyte, Wham-O, Matador, Sherpa, Pound Puppy, Jammer FNGs: 1 Jammer COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: balmy
WARMUP: ssh, good mornings, tempo squats , Indian run.
THE THANG: you go, I go – cumulative counts 200 reps ; 3 rounds.
MARY: planks
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: n/a
COT: Sherpa – hiking Cotopaxi! Matador – home buying process!
PLAYLIST: Guardians of the Galaxy
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Memorial Day/Birthday Murph

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Pep, Swig, Esposa, moneyshot, EZ-Go, My Pleasure, Pedialyte, Wham-O, Deep State, Pepsi, Matador, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Precipitation from below, not above
WARMUP: Get in the choppa!
THE THANG: The Murph:
– 1 mile run – 100 pull ups – 200 push ups – 300 air squats – 1 mile run
Just a good clean beatdown on a Memorial Day morn.
MARY: No time for sissy stuff
MOLESKINE: www.crossfit.com/benchmark/murph
On my 42nd birthday, took the opportunity to share my gratitude for F3, our Pax, and the community we’re building here. Cheers!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer is here
COT: Summer is here
PLAYLIST: Kemp’s 42 Favorite Songs

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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

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Detention

Date: 2026-04-13 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Swig, Movin On Up, Average Size, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, Topanga (Scott) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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