[The Castle] Dad Bod Run Club

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Cross-stitch, Steely, Strutter, Horizon FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 80 degrees
WARMUP: Get ready to run.
THE THANG: Run! 4.3 mile loop.
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[After Hours] Blue Ridge Relay is only 5 months away.

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: 80 degrees!
WARMUP: Search for parking.
THE THANG: Run from the farmer’s market to the map. Run a 1 mile loop around the park, fast. Run up the hill, down the steps. Run up the steps, down the hill. Run up the hill, down the steps. Easy pace back around the loop to the car. Enough nonsense for me.
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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-03-28 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Brown Slip, Strutter, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Cross-stitch, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Run! 2.1 miles pre-workout.
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Gotta touch every stair

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: after-hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Chilly
WARMUP: A couple laps around the state map.
THE THANG: Mosey over to the Capital up and down and around using every staircase I could find.
MOLESKINE: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plenty of new AO options on the north side of the city.
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Chunks Q

Date: 2026-03-14 AO: the-castle Q: Chunks PAX: Chunks, Strutter, Butterfingers, Space Baby, Fabuloso, Cross-stitch, hambone, Horizon, Pep, Pack rat (NWInd) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Capital tour

Date: 2026-03-10 AO: after-hours Q: Strutter PAX: Horizon, Chunks, Strutter FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: A beating evening.
WARMUP: A short mosey to the top of the Capital steps….
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The Pain Clock

Date: 2026-03-07 AO: the-castle Q: Strutter PAX: Pep, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Flipper (Matthew), Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Music City Boyz

Date: 2026-02-21 AO: the-castle Q: Cross-stitch PAX: Fabuloso, Strutter, Butterfingers, Steely, Brown Slip, Squatter, Hipster, Space Baby, Dilbert, Pep, Beary Queen – BQ, Spellcheck FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 1. Good Mornings 2. Willy mays hays 3. Bac bacs 4. Micheal Phelps
THE THANG:
The Q plays “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba. Start with SSH at the beginning of the song, and every time they say, “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” do a burpee. While not doing burpees, continue performing SSH.
Born to Lunge Play Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” and do lunges around the speaker. If the PAX gases out, switch to reverse
Cotton-eyed Joe The Q plays “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex. SSH / Banjo solo: CEJ / Woman singing: Merkins
The twist American hammers Half way Imperial walkers
Done to Van Halen’s Jump from the 1984 album. Pax will hold an air chair. Every time you hear “jump” you complete one jump squat.
Baba orielly 5 mins of imperial walkers
Listen to “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk, and every time they say “get lucky” do a merkin. Every time the song says “we’re up all night” hold an Al Gore until he says “get lucky” again.
Proud Mary – CCR Perform Big Boy Situps until ”Rolling”, switch to Gas Pumps for each “Rolling”, then to Flutter kick after “Rolling”, then back to Gas Pumps during “Rolling”, then back to Big Boy Situps. Repeat til song ends.
Phil Collins’s ending

The premier Nashville night time AO

Date: 2026-01-20 AO: after-hours Q: Strutter PAX: Strutter FNGs: None COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Cold
WARMUP: Run from the car to the map.
THE THANG: Run laps around the entire state. Run up the stairs. Run a few more laps around the entire state
MOLESKINE: Big things don’t start big. We start small and build from there. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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[after-hours] The Inaugural After Hours

AO: after-hours
Q: Strutter
PAX: Hipster, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS:
Glorious, clear evening.

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
Run to the base of the steps.
THE THANG:
Run up steps, do a random exercise.
Run up more steps, do a random exercise.
Run down steps, random exercise.
Run through a parking lot, and then back up steps for a random exercise.
Run down the big set of steps and back to the map.
Repeato.
Threepeato.
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Holy Smokers Thursday night.

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