[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-22 AO: The Castle Q: Flipper , PAX: Strutter, Pep, Flipper, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), hambone, Steely, Happy Trees, Makita, Dr. Brown Slip FNGs: COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Beautiful!
WARMUP:
Baby arm circles in cadence. 20 reverse Type writer. 10. 10. Quad stretch Good mornings on your own. Number off 1s and 2s
THE THANG:
Mosey to wall. One does wall sit while two does 30 burpees. Until last guy finishes. Switch. Recover. Twice – 15
Mosey to field. As a team, both groups get in a row into a plank in front of the other group. At the beginning of the row, the brothers will play paper rock scissors, and the losing team does 5 merkens. Both guys go to the end of the row. Play until each guy gets to the beginning. Recover when everyone completes one set. Twice.
Mosey to hill. One team does squats while the other runs up, then the other team squats while the other team runs up. Go back down together. Second set. Lunges.
In between tennis courts. All bear crawl to the end. Next set. Crab crawls.
Once done, mosey to start.
MISSING! Search party beginning – Steely and Horizon. No body eats until found!!!
COT: Squatter. Lift one another’s load!

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Flipper, Steely, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Beautiful morning. WARMUP:
THE THANG: Run 2-ish miles. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Pep, Fabuloso, Makita, Flipper, Steely, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake, Locksmith, Hipster, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone, Horizon, Barney, Dilbert, Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter FNGs: 1 Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Balmy WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Tigger, Steely, Cross-stitch, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire-Station warmo 1. Micheal Phelps 2. Willie mays hays 3. Good mornings 4. 88 Side straddle hops
Pick tire – ruck march theme set tire down every now and then – Dips x 1 set failure – Merkins x 1 set failure – Squats x 44 – Lunges – don’t know how many we did
– plank
Mary go round – ring toss (depends on people and size of tire)
– plank
– Overhead toss depending on size and time – partner down and back. Optional – If not overhead, we will do flips down and back partner trading out
Mary 1. LBC 2. Flutter kicks 3. plank
MOLESKINE: Great ideas aren’t always great, sometimes without rehearsals, the logistics don’t work out. Listen to the people around you, you aren’t always right. Don’t hurt Tigger , we love him.
Tires are heavier than they look, and when carrying them size does matter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: praise and prayer for Fabuloso for having a little baby

[The Castle] Dad Bod Run

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, hambone, Steely, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: A very pleasant morning with a gorgeous sunrise. (Sailors take warning.) WARMUP: Light stretching. THE THANG: 4.5 mile Dad Bod loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Coffee! PLAYLIST:

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Tire Station Q: Horizon , PAX: Steely, Butterfingers, Locksmith, Horizon, Splitter, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: balmy 78
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Toy Soldier, Imperial Walkers, Good mornings, Willie Mays
THE THANG: Clock of pain – each hour represents the number of reps for each exercise: Merkins Squats Big boy sit-ups Mosey in between each Tire flip burpees x 22
MARY: American hammers & Plank
MOLESKINE: determined one of the bikers needed to oil his squeaky wheel Tire flips guarantees water logged shoes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shrimp boil at First Baptist Hendersonville Hendersonville- check slack for details CSAUP 50 next month – check slack for details
COT: Fabulouso’s baby girl – praise Friends of Locksmith – baby born prematurely Splitter – safe travels Country Parkour – moving back to WA next month
PLAYLIST: squeaky wheel and little mumble chatter

Modified Dora

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Splitter, Cross-stitch, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: HUMID
WARMUP: Good Mornings 20 IC SSH 10 IC Imperial Walkers 10 IC Calf Swoopa
THE THANG: Partner up 50 pull ups 100 Merikans 200 squats 300 WW1s Partner A began workout while Partner B speed walked to designated spot and switched places upon return. Finished with a slow mosey back to the start.
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayers for Crossstitch who’s officiating a friends wedding this weekend.
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Steely, Flipper, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: HOT and humid.
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish miles
MARY: ran right into Mr. Pancakes beatdown.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Butterfingers, Pep, Cross-stitch, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Strutter, hambone, Andrew, Philip FNGs: 2 Andrew, Philip COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: H-U-M-I-D
WARMUP: SSH Hamstring Scoops Toy Soldiers Arm Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings
THE THANG: MOUNT RUSHMORE SUICIDE (Inspired by ‘Thruster Mountain’ from last week)
4 movements 10 cones; Traditional suicide between rounds.
Merkins Squats Peter Parker Lunges
1st cone = 1 rep per movement 2nd = 2 reps per movement . . . 10th cone = 10 reps per movement . . All the way back down to 1st cone.

MARY: Flutter kicks WWI
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP 50 coming up
– Shrimp Boil at First Baptist Hendersonville; Thurs 6/30 @ 6:00PM fbchville.com/event/mens-shrimp-boil/
COT: – Strutter’s Friend – Ramos Famiky
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake Music Library Mix