Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Betty Ford, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Sherlock, moneyshot, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Snooze FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: 65°, slightly moist, and beautiful
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps, Side Straddle Hops, Hillbillies, and Imperial Walkers.
THE THANG:
We moseyed around the perimeter of the Lipscomb campus, then headed into the stadium.
Starting in the right corner of the near end zone, we knocked out 50 sit-ups and 50 flutters. We jogged downfield with burpees every 10 yards, stopping at midfield for 50 dips. At the far end zone: 75 merkins and 75 step-ups. Then we bear crawled across the end zone, right to left, and did 100 lunges and 100 mountain climbers.
We headed back downfield with burpees every 10 yards and another 50 dips at midfield. At the near end zone, we did 200 squats, followed by another right-to-left bear crawl across the end zone.
To finish, we sprinted 100 meters and jogged 300 meters around the track.
Then we returned to Start X for Side Straddle Hops until all nine PAX were in.
COT: Traffic accidents
PLAYLIST: Moneyshot Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62CWjqypYo5sxkFi8MUin2?si=ca9acb01c2c14785

Green Machine – The Hand as Delt

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: Green Machine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, moneyshot, Pepsi, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Esposa, Road Rash, Snooze, FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Hot, Just Hot. Beautiful Sunrise Mosey to 50 yard line and circle up WARMUP: SSH, Big Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Don Quixote, Prone Stretches
THE THANG: At the Goal Line a deck of cards called our workout. Each round we turned a card from the stack. The Suit called the exercise and the Number of the card called the Reps
♦ Diamonds = Merkins ♣ Clubs = Lunges ♥ Hearts = Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♠ Spades = Big Boy Sit-ups – Number cards = reps as shown; + 10 yard line – Jack/Queen/King = 15; + 20 yard line – Ace = 25; + 50 yard line – Joker = 25 Burpees + Full field mosey
Per suit breakdown: – Number cards = 54 reps – Jack, Queen, King: = 45 reps – Ace: 25 reps – Total per suit = 124 reps – Mountain Climbers were 4 count =496 Totals for the full deck: Exercise Suit Total Reps Merkins ♦ Diamonds 124 Lunges ♣ Clubs 124 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♥ Hearts 496 Big Boy Sit-ups ♠ Spades 124 Burpees Jokers (×2) 50Grand total: = 918 reps across the workout . BUT we didn’t quite finish the deck. We had 2 aces left and at least 3 face cards. So about 95 reps left on the table.
Adjusted grand total: 823 reps completed
PLAYLIST: Cowboys 8 Track Mashup, sort of.

Tortoise & Hare, v1

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: Chunks, Skeet, Hair Band, SalPal, Natural Ice, Hacker (Franklin), Michelin Man, Longhorn, Decaf, baggervance, Touchback, Cabana Boy, Moon Walk, Snooze, Clean Plate, Practice?, Night Light, Chef Boyardee, Cruise Line, LifeSaver, Skechers, Pick Me!
FNGs: None
COUNT: 23
CONDITIONS: Perfect 70 degrees with a beautiful sunrise just as promised.

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Tappy Taps, Squats, Stretches

THE THANG: RUN!!! – The first official three mile run for this class. Hair Band set the pace and the rest of us tried to keep up. The first 4:13 Strong finisher was Practice? at 25:03. We had one more 4:13 Strong man finish under the 30:00 (LifeSaver). All in time of 51:28 so there is a lot of room for improvement.

MOLESKINE: Thank you for coming out and helping the new class figure out what it means to run 3 miles. Before our next Tortoise & Hare, this group will have some opportunity to practice their running. We will run penalty miles Wednesday and Friday morning at 0530. Same distance and same course as today. All are welcome to join.

COT: Closed with a prayer for strength, courage and guidance.