Sweatimus Prime

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Makita (Anderson Fader), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Sherlock, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, Chunks, DintyMoore, Squatter, Firefox FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Swampy
WARMUP: Mosey to school steps 47 SSH 10 Merkins Stretch Mosey to playground
THE THANG: Mosey to the playground. PAX started with the first exercise from the list below, then ran. Then add the next exercise and all previously performed ones, then run. Rinse and repeat. Copious sweating ensued. 2 Frog jumps 3 Star jumps 5 Burpees 7 Pull-ups 11 Merkins 13 Incline merkins 17 Dips 19 Shoulder tap plank jacks (each side is a half) 23 Fire hydrants (each side is a half) 29 Monkey humpers 31 Buzzsaw planks 37 Plank jacks 41 Mountain climbers 43 Flutter kicks 47 WW1s
We got to buzzsaw planks and then did the last 4 exercises (shortening the 47 WW1s to 4+7=11 reps)
MARY: Mosey back to startex. Sweat some more.
MOLESKINE: HR was notified of tasteless shirt removals. Also, per SalPal , prime numbers can be classified by… :sleeping:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, 1st F AOQ handoff, etc.
COT: – Congratulations and support to SalPal’s family on welcome additions and welcome (professional) subtractions – Much love and support to Squatter and his family.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6jMXhCa6xZIWsVRndSt9sP?si=18ba1abec1ff4d30

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Westeros Q: Pep , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Sherlock, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Vector, Papa Bear, Grape, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Chill in the air for June
WARMUP: Run to playground Baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good mornings
THE THANG: Tres Dora Groups of three Two stations of exercises : one at playground and one at second base of ball field Exercises: 300 pull ups, 400 wojo (jump squat) How it works A partner at each station, third partner runs from one station to the other. When partner gets to other station, he swaps with the partner there. That partner becomes the runner, running back the other station The partners sum up the teams reps
Mosey to semi circle Bear crawl to sidewalk Lunge walk down sidewalk Bear crawl back to the school
5 mericans
Mosey to startx Round of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Franklin convergence next week July 11 11’s at stairs in Percy Warner : slt transition
COT: Squatter and wife
PLAYLIST: Dinty almost brought his speaker.

Bomber

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Bomber Q: Puzzlah , PAX: CubCadet, Sherlock, Pep, Papa Bear, Puzzlah, Vector, DintyMoore, Topps, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: damp
WARMUP:
SSH Willie mays hays Stretch
THE THANG:
World cup trivia and sprints Goal was to get to 40 sprints, we only got to 35 Soccer themed exercises
Didnt get to the penalty shootout. Next time!
MARY: flutters and planks
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6sOwNSKHtcNfAcnjUKqaIw?si=YwolAMXtTNmHASbWpaEtMA&pi=fr_hF6b_S3uRU

Bomber

Date: 2026-05-08 AO: Bomber Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Vector, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, Sherlock, Topps FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: DORA strengthening the :peach: Bear crawl or lunges while the others did 100 Fire hydrants 200 single leg glut bridge 300 squats
Deck of Death: merkins, star jumps, burpees, Carolina dry docks, and reverse lunges
Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J half marathon tomorrow! Holy smokers next week
COT: Squatters wife, grapes son, vectors son to hopefully pack and be a responsible adult, etc
Thanks for letting me lead!
PLAYLIST:

Titan

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Titan Q: Papa Bear , PAX: CubCadet, Pep, Stumbles, Papa Bear, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, Scoop FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Sunny
WARMUP: Pre-stretch legs and arms
THE THANG: Inventoried a variety of trees throughout the park, in recognition of Earth day! Sharing fun facts, like Dawn Redwood was thought to be extinct until rediscovered in a remote valley in China in 1944, and completing an exercise before moving onto the next tree!
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for Stumbles retreat presentation on Friday; Ongoing prayers offered for Squatter, his wife and daugther
PLAYLIST: Sounds of nature

Bomber

Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Bomber Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Crawlspace, Grape, Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Natural Ice, Sherlock, Hedwig, Right Said, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Fanflippin Tastic
WARMUP: Nah, just started off running – then did some SSH and some of the usual ones out by the nipple.
THE THANG: 3 stations – with 3 exercises – running between each.
The Nipple – 20 hand release merkins, 20 dips, 10 WWI Golf course Parking lot – 20 diamond merkins, 20 Jane Fondas, 10 WWI Startdex – 20 incline Merkins, 20 Dips, 20 WWI
Simple Repetitive – 1.7 miles were ran and 520 calories burned : )
MOLESKINE: Kids these days don’t understand – People had horn players in bands, Dave Matthews had a Saxophone player whole orchestras used to travel with Brian Setzer. Now all the kids just hit play on their laptop band and vape while they stare at their phones
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/13 impossible mile and holy smokers that night, 5/9 – run a half marathon with YHC and Juicy J, 5/16 – F3 Dads -! 8/29 join Pep for the 50 mile relay
COT: lifted up families of Pax going through health stuggles
PLAYLIST: hey, you remember that one time in the 90s when Jim Carrey’s movie the mask started a swing dancing revival and all those band nerds started swing bands. Yeah basically that was the playlist.

Titan – This day in punk-rock history

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Titan Q: Good Morning America , PAX: Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Good Morning America, Sherlock, Papa Bear, Black Lung, Pep, Spinal Tap, @Radish, @MisterSafety, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: crisp
WARMUP: Inchworms, Mobility, Core warmup
THE THANG: Clash and Smash circuits with punk rock intensity and short breaks
MOLESKINE: break for 13+ Blacklung penalty birthday burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: walk a lot and count your steps? See slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Clash and Offspring mix; consensus A+

What a fool believes…

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Titan Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, LIGHTNING(Devario Parson), Right Said, Stumbles, DintyMoore, Speechless (Bryan), Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Squatter, Sherlock, Black Lung, Papa Bear, Hipster, Candy Striper, Big Red (Brandon Romagossa), Radish, Schmear, Cupcake, Ambien, Faucet FNGs: 2 Ambien, Faucet COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM 45 minutes, 15 Burpees EMOM April Fools Stretch-er-out
THE THANG: 2 Burpee Last-man-up run around the park — Don’t look in the dark corners. Some Bernies and lunges to keep the group together.
HCA Garage: Level 1: 25 Merkins Level 2: 50 squats Level 3: 75 Big Boy Sit-ups Level 4: 15 Burpees Level 5: Suicide run up and DR Lead – Candy Striper led us in some Bear Crawls to the line and Merkins at each line – Schmear led us in some Carioca into some LBCs Bernie up the ramps, sprint along flats.
Mosey back to Startex – Mosey one side of parking lot, sprint back — 3 laps – Tempo Merkins
MOLESKINE: Huge group of HIMs supporting one another–inspired to lead this group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack COT: Support our loved ones and family as they go through recovery. Reflections on Easter Week.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UVeHAksVrWRAoSkE68ZQ4?si=sWjC_KwySoW603-MML6YDg

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Titan

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Titan Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Choo Choo, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Roughage, Pep, Papa Bear, Sherlock, White Belt, Black Lung, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Squatter, CubCadet, GMA, Deuce, Ramrod, Speechless, Real Nemo Rubicon FNGs: None COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: A perfect spring morning.
YHC was planning a spring based theme but the playlist wasn’t giving me A+ vibes. So we pivoted to recognize a music great on his 79th birthday: Sir Reginald Dwight aka Elton John.
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon for SSH, LBAC, Seal claps, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Nightclubs, Reverse LBAC, Squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to hill. ELTONs: 79 reps of each exercise with a sprint up the hill in between.
Excellent Form Squats (see Squatter) Lunges Thrusters Overhead Press Normal merkins
Pause for 7 burpees to celebrate Black Lung’s arrival as per AOQ edict
Mosey to Parthenon to play PIANO. Partner up. One runs around monument while other does:
Plank Incline merkins Asskickers Normal squats Overhead press
Mary at Startex.
MOLESKINE: Had a great crew of DR/WL out at Titan representing Chicago, Dallas, California, and Franklin TN. A lot of pressure on Q to make sure folks get in a good workout. Intentionally stayed in front of Parthenon so our guests could experience a pretty cool AO view.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Note: Bomber :bomb: convergence with Handsomizer ⚽️ this week so don’t go to McCabe or u will be sad.
COT: Prayers for Aurora, Polly, Mark and those unnamed aloud in our hearts. Prayers for reason and compassionate leadership in our world.
PLAYLIST: All by Sir Elton :eyeglasses::musical_keyboard::sparkles: Rocket Man I’m Still Standing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Don’t Go Breaking My Heart Tiny Dancer Crocodile Rock Bennie and the Jets Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting Someone Saved My Life Tonight

Celebrating 56 Years Young

Date: 2026-03-13 AO: bomber Q: Vector PAX: Pep, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Squatter, Sherlock, Title Max FNGs: None COUNT: 7 A tradition unlike any other . . . no, not the Masters. A Vector Birthday Q. This was the 9th one, which is crazy. I can’t seem to get rid of you HIMs.
For the theme, after some careful, thoughtful feedback (?criticism) from Michelin Man about branching out my playlists to, I don’t know< decades other than the 1980s, I opted to go with a playlist so new, you're afraid to park it in a downtown Nashville parking garage for fear of that first door dent. Despite what Natural Ice might say . . .
CONDITIONS: Cool (like the playlist)
WARMUP: For the 9th year in a row, SSH x my new age. (Some looks on the PAX faces of "Damn, why's he gotta be so old." LBAC x 11 (i.e. 5+6), Overhead Presses x 11, Seal Claps (complete with the porcelain bark c/o Title Max) x 11, RLBAC x 11, WMH and GM OHO, and Imperial Walkers x 11
THE THANG: After a side mosey to pay our respects to the now demolished McCabe playground (RIP pull up bars), back to the hill for
#1 5+6s (aka 11s) — squats at bottom; merkins at top
Then mosey to upper lot for #2 6 stations – do 56 reps of exercises (Mountain Climbers, Iron Mikes, BB sit-ups, Star Jumps, Shoulder Taps, and as a party gift, an exercise of your choice). Then 5 burpees just 'cause.
Mosey to startex for #3 DIDs (28 dips, 14 incline merkins, 14 decline merkins) x 2
Mary with Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollys, Leg Raises, and ending with 56 LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Murder Mystery Party tomorrow – Holy Smokers — check Slack
COT: – Prayers for Title Max’s little girl, my kids traveling abroad, and all of the PAX coming and going for Spring Break – Thankful for all of the PAX for making me better each time I am out. Apologies Tim the Toolman for the profanity in the songs – you know the kids these days and their cursing.
PLAYLIST: – Private – The Neigbourhood – Dracula – Tame Impala – As Alive As You Need Me to Be – NIN – Glide – Neiked and Portugal, the Man – Basic Being Basic – Djo – Sex, Drugs, Etc. – Beach Weather – Opalite – Taylor Swift – Ready, Steady, Go! – Harry Styles – Your Direction – Goose – Distorted Light Beam – Bastille – Lost in Space – Foster the People – mangetout – Wet Leg