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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Betty Ford, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Sherlock, moneyshot, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Snooze FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: 65°, slightly moist, and beautiful
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps, Side Straddle Hops, Hillbillies, and Imperial Walkers.
THE THANG:
We moseyed around the perimeter of the Lipscomb campus, then headed into the stadium.
Starting in the right corner of the near end zone, we knocked out 50 sit-ups and 50 flutters. We jogged downfield with burpees every 10 yards, stopping at midfield for 50 dips. At the far end zone: 75 merkins and 75 step-ups. Then we bear crawled across the end zone, right to left, and did 100 lunges and 100 mountain climbers.
We headed back downfield with burpees every 10 yards and another 50 dips at midfield. At the near end zone, we did 200 squats, followed by another right-to-left bear crawl across the end zone.
To finish, we sprinted 100 meters and jogged 300 meters around the track.
Then we returned to Start X for Side Straddle Hops until all nine PAX were in.
COT: Traffic accidents
PLAYLIST: Moneyshot Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62CWjqypYo5sxkFi8MUin2?si=ca9acb01c2c14785
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: Green Machine Q: Roadrash (Casey Greene) , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), moneyshot, Gutterball, Cowboy, Esposa, Farva, Raven FNGs: 1 Raven COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Amazing
WARMUP:Side straddle hop Windmills Cotton pickers Plank jacks Monkey humpers
THE THANG: Dora 123 One pax sprints to endzone and jogs back. The other pax does reps. The count keeps going until as a team they’ve done 100 merkins, 150 BB Sit Ups, 200 squats, and 300 lbc’s
Happy Birthday Farva! 20 burpees
Lastly, 11s on the hill (Carolina Dry Dock – Lunges)
MARY: 6 in for the last min
MOLESKINE: First Q = success. Goals = Peer Pressure FNG’s to return.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1E4k6iGhKs7UcC?si=y_cL-hcTRv60jII-_wWlyw&utm_source=copy-link&pi=2-4WU_D6QLG8h
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III Pillars

Date: 2026-09-08 AO: III Pillars Q: wardas1 , PAX: t-cell, Will Norton, wardas1, Tackle Box, princessaurora, Shania, Grape, Go Fish, Haggis, Seoul Man, Covergirl, Makita FNGs: 1 Makita COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: lots of stretching for the old guys
THE THANG: predicting Vanderbilt’s margin of victory for each game in our upcoming 14-0 season, we did workouts that coordinated with that margin
MARY: some normal stuff, some stuff that made us tip over
COT: prayers for Tim, YumYum, and others
PLAYLIST: “Vandy football” on Spotify
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III Pillars

Date: 2026-09-01 AO: III Pillars Q: princessaurora , PAX: Shania, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Tackle Box, Go Fish, LorelaiG, Two Face, Grape, princessaurora, YumYum, Seoul Man, Wax, Cover Girl, Belly Up, Paw Patrol, Miss Cleo FNGs: 1 Miss Cleo COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Dark and stormy in the North Atlantic
WARMUP: LBAC etc
THE THANG: We searched for the wreckage of the Titanic…and found it thanks to Argo!
MARY: none
COT: Prayers for many people hurting and broken
PLAYLIST: Nautical themed
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III Pillars

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: III Pillars Q: t-cell , PAX: [fä-niks], Will Norton, Shania, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Haggis, Go Fish, t-cell, LorelaiG, Two Face, Grape, wardas1, princessaurora, YumYum, Wax, Seoul Man, Belly Up, Queens Gambit, Covergirl FNGs: 1 Covergirl COUNT: 19 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: yoga
THE THANG: So. Much. Legs.
MARY: basically no
MOLESKINE: happy 47 to t-cell! Also, I still can’t walk
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-08-27 AO: Green Machine Q: Topanga (Scott) , PAX: WoodRider (Justin Lacy), Shania, Pep, moneyshot, Betty Ford, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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III Pillars

Date: 2026-08-18 AO: III Pillars Q: Grape , Swiffer PAX: Will Norton, Go Fish, LorelaiG, princessaurora, Haggis, t-cell, Two Face, gov’t mule, Tackle Box, Swiffer, Grape, Shania, wardas1, Maduro, Seoul Man, Belly Up, Queen’s Gambit FNGs: 1 Queen’s Gambit COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: not as hot!
WARMUP: 14 SSH IC 14 good mornings OYO 14 Cherry pickers IC 14 WMH OYO 14 LBAC F IC 14 LBAC R IC
THE THANG:
F.O.U.R. Mosey to the track Partner up, one partner down and back 300 flutters (2 count) 200 offset merkins 100 up downs Run
Four Corners Corner 1- 44 dry docks Lunge walk Corner 2- 44 squats Bear crawl Corner 3- 44 APD’s Bernie Corner 4- 44 monkey humpers Duck walk
MARY: 44 Imperial walkers and 44 Hillbillies
MOLESKINE: our bodies are jars of clay
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: prayers for Anne, Brent’s family, Gilbert family, Wills, and back to school
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKgiJ0x1l4xor4rqkVqUc?si=CsYvMEjfQH6lwN1iyIv5jw&utm_source=copy-link&pt=93206b486a13c83c0d6780a74b7c1563&pi=3ME1LGovSYCk6
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III Pillars – back on track!

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: III Pillars Q: Shania , PAX: Go Fish, YumYum, Haggis, Grape, LorelaiG, Shania, t-cell, Two Face, princessaurora, Tackle Box, DintyMoore, 3D, Wax, Tigger, Belly Up, Seoul Man FNGs: 1 Seoul Man COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: hot
WARMUP: SSH and LBAC
THE THANG: “back on track” Burpees, step ups, merkins, squats, LBC’s Bear crawl, lunge walk
MARY: circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: half monkey, check slack
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Pep, Focker, Cowboy, Cal Worthington, Shania, Peashooter (DR Charlotte) , Spitball FNGs: 1 Spitball COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: drinking the air
WARMUP: very stretches while I formatted our workout and playlist and while Pep continue to pester me about doing the disclaimer that I made him do instead
THE THANG: 10 hand release merkins 15 jump squats 20 ww1 200 m run x2 Merkins to failure Jump squats to failure Ww1 to failure 400 m run
Mosey to hill 11s with burpees and leg lifts
Mosey to start
MARY: abs and long plank
MOLESKINE: Pep very insistent upon disclaimer. FNG spitball came up with his own name “wet Willy” as a small wink to our silly names. But because of his broinlaw that brought him (peashooter) we went with spitball (also wet)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergences and ultimate next week!
COT: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world.” ― C.S. Lewis
PLAYLIST: funk and old school hip hop. Had Cowboy dancing on the track at one point
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Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?