No Burpees, No V-Ups, No Hollow Body Holds

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Titan Q: Firefox , PAX: Pep, Firefox, Spinal Tap, PositiveVector, Sherlock, Hipster, Tim the Toolman, Baby Bird, Papa Bear II, Cropduster, Rhombus, Assange FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Positive
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon entrance. Where there’s light. – SSH – LBAC – RLBAC – Moroccan night clubs – Air presses – Stretch – Merkins
THE THANG: Mosey about halfway around the promenade. PAX lined up and held a plank (head to toes, rather than shoulder to shoulder). Last PAX bear crawled to the front. All others held high plank until their turn. One full rotation. Encouragement shared to those holding plank and to the PAX bear crawling.
20 Iron Mikes 20 Squat jumps 20 Monkey humpers
Indigenous peoples run about halfway around the promenade.
Repeat the above sequence of plank/bear crawl, then leg exercises.
Mosey to playground and partner up. Partner Derkins. One partner held the feet of the other in a wheelbarrow position. Standing partner does 10 rows then other partner does 10 derkins. 3 full rotations.
At playground, 1 partner does 10 pull-ups and 10 hanging leg raises. The other partner does shoulder tap plank jacks, then swap. 2nd rotation we swapped flutterkicks for the plank jacks.
MARY: Mosey to Startex. 3-4 min of broga.
MOLESKINE: – After Name-o-Rama, YHC realized that he went to high school with downranger Assange. – PositiveVector stayed strong and did not reverse polarity.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Tussle, ML Rose fundraiser, and other things in Slack
COT: – Passing of PositiveVector’s colleague – Grateful for continued recovery and discharge of YHC’s mother-in-law but acceptance of change and challenge in family living arrangement
PLAYLIST: Random tunes

Wet Hot American Titan

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Titan Q: Hipster , PAX: Hipster, Pep, Natural Ice, Black Lung, CubCadet, Baby Bird, bluemule, Papa Bear II, PositiveVector, Firefox, Spinal Tap, Rhombus, Jitterbug FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Schwetty
WARMUP: WOR and mosey
THE THANG: Wheel of Fortune + Name That Tune
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vector reeeally likes Foreigner
COT:
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2CVB395Boqv1h4HK8GcjoS?si=cd6ORdc7RmuPAQx2AOg6FA&utm_source=copy-link&pi=Vs6S7JEVRWCt7

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-31 AO: Westeros Q: CubCadet , PAX: PositiveVector, Pep, Makita, DintyMoore, Plainsman, Firefox, CubCadet, Dangle, Baby Bird FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Started pleasant then got sticky humid
WARMUP: Usual, with a couple arrivals at 5:31 and 5:32, but DintyMoore was on time. Pep was grateful.
THE THANG:
Lunge, lunge, squat, merkin rounds. Do 1 set, change direction, do 2 sets, change direction, 3 sets, etc. Target was to get to a set of 20. Most pax got to 15-16.
Move to parking lot hill. – Top exercise was 20 step overs on concrete bench, 80 air press, run to bottom – Bottom exercise was 80 two-count flutters, 20 hillbillies, run to top. AMRAP – most got 3+ rounds in.
MARY: She didn’t HC.
MOLESKINE: PositiveVector brought back an Outdoor Food themed playlist. I am grateful. Btw – Grade inflation is ruining our schools, among other things.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see slack
COT: – welcome Baby Bird, another bomber FNG. Moved from MO for one year ministry stop over en route to setting up church next year in Knoxville. Wife looking for social work job if you have leads. – Firefox MIL post surgery. – Pep friend who needs F3 – Plainsman deciding between two good job options today. Grateful for options. – Make a point of having a positive impact on at least one person today. Thanks for opportunity to lead.
PLAYLIST:

A+ playlist convergence

Date: 2026-08-28 AO: Bomber Q: Spinal Tap , PAX: Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear II, Tim the Toolman, PositiveVector, Natural Ice, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Old Maid, Freakonomics, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect under the moon
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Roll of the double dice with subsequent workout with the partner with interval lunges/bear crawl/run. Followed by ab focused workout.
MARY: Circle up and focused on the most important muscle, gluteus medius. :peach:
MOLESKINE: PositiveVector knew all the songs from Natural Ice as he went to every single concert.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Natural Ice and I put out an open invitation to join our small group, Wednesday evenings at 7.
COT: continue to pray for those who could not make it, health of loved ones, and building of deep community with others