Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-30 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Dr Seuss, Back Office, Harry Caray, Snow Bunny, moneyshot, Trap House, Donkey Hammer, Down Under, My Pleasure, Tinkertoy, Fortran, Beer Run FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-24 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Betty Ford, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Sherlock, moneyshot, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Snooze FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: 65°, slightly moist, and beautiful
WARMUP: Willie Mays Hayes, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps, Side Straddle Hops, Hillbillies, and Imperial Walkers.
THE THANG:
We moseyed around the perimeter of the Lipscomb campus, then headed into the stadium.
Starting in the right corner of the near end zone, we knocked out 50 sit-ups and 50 flutters. We jogged downfield with burpees every 10 yards, stopping at midfield for 50 dips. At the far end zone: 75 merkins and 75 step-ups. Then we bear crawled across the end zone, right to left, and did 100 lunges and 100 mountain climbers.
We headed back downfield with burpees every 10 yards and another 50 dips at midfield. At the near end zone, we did 200 squats, followed by another right-to-left bear crawl across the end zone.
To finish, we sprinted 100 meters and jogged 300 meters around the track.
Then we returned to Start X for Side Straddle Hops until all nine PAX were in.
COT: Traffic accidents
PLAYLIST: Moneyshot Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62CWjqypYo5sxkFi8MUin2?si=ca9acb01c2c14785

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Focker, Snow Bunny, Sugar mama, Harry Caray, Down Under, EZ-Go, Fortran, Tinkertoy, moneyshot, LitterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-17 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, Esposa, Pep, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: SWEATY
WARMUP: Made up stretch routine
THE THANG: ran to track 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 leg lifts 100 m run Double it until we complete 800 and 80 reps Ran to hill “30s” with monkey jumpers at bottom and cdd’s at top
MARY: dealers choice
MOLESKINE: welp didn’t know it was my Q but luckily I had one saved on the phone!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: na
PLAYLIST: nope!

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-16 AO: Smokeboots Q: moneyshot , PAX: Tinkertoy, EZ-Go, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, Harry Caray, moneyshot, ATM, Snow Bunny, My Pleasure, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-09-10 AO: Green Machine Q: Roadrash (Casey Greene) , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, Shania, Roadrash (Casey Greene), moneyshot, Gutterball, Cowboy, Esposa, Farva, Raven FNGs: 1 Raven COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Amazing
WARMUP:Side straddle hop Windmills Cotton pickers Plank jacks Monkey humpers
THE THANG: Dora 123 One pax sprints to endzone and jogs back. The other pax does reps. The count keeps going until as a team they’ve done 100 merkins, 150 BB Sit Ups, 200 squats, and 300 lbc’s
Happy Birthday Farva! 20 burpees
Lastly, 11s on the hill (Carolina Dry Dock – Lunges)
MARY: 6 in for the last min
MOLESKINE: First Q = success. Goals = Peer Pressure FNG’s to return.
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COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1E4k6iGhKs7UcC?si=y_cL-hcTRv60jII-_wWlyw&utm_source=copy-link&pi=2-4WU_D6QLG8h

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-09 AO: Smokeboots Q: Cowboy , PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Tinkertoy, Harry Caray, My Pleasure, Fortran, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine – The Hand as Delt

Date: 2026-09-03 AO: Green Machine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, moneyshot, Pepsi, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Esposa, Road Rash, Snooze, FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Hot, Just Hot. Beautiful Sunrise Mosey to 50 yard line and circle up WARMUP: SSH, Big Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Don Quixote, Prone Stretches
THE THANG: At the Goal Line a deck of cards called our workout. Each round we turned a card from the stack. The Suit called the exercise and the Number of the card called the Reps
♦ Diamonds = Merkins ♣ Clubs = Lunges ♥ Hearts = Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♠ Spades = Big Boy Sit-ups – Number cards = reps as shown; + 10 yard line – Jack/Queen/King = 15; + 20 yard line – Ace = 25; + 50 yard line – Joker = 25 Burpees + Full field mosey
Per suit breakdown: – Number cards = 54 reps – Jack, Queen, King: = 45 reps – Ace: 25 reps – Total per suit = 124 reps – Mountain Climbers were 4 count =496 Totals for the full deck: Exercise Suit Total Reps Merkins ♦ Diamonds 124 Lunges ♣ Clubs 124 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) ♥ Hearts 496 Big Boy Sit-ups ♠ Spades 124 Burpees Jokers (×2) 50Grand total: = 918 reps across the workout . BUT we didn’t quite finish the deck. We had 2 aces left and at least 3 face cards. So about 95 reps left on the table.
Adjusted grand total: 823 reps completed
PLAYLIST: Cowboys 8 Track Mashup, sort of.

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Smokeboots Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, ATM, Dr Seuss, Fortran, Donkey Hammer, Cowboy, Beer Run, moneyshot, Down Under, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: sweat inducing
WARMUP: running
THE THANG: running
MARY: we didn’t ask their names, so unsure if we saw Mary
MOLESKINE: great convos
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: had to be there
PLAYLIST: heavy breathing

Green Machine

Date: 2026-08-27 AO: Green Machine Q: Topanga (Scott) , PAX: WoodRider (Justin Lacy), Shania, Pep, moneyshot, Betty Ford, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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