Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-29 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Trap House, Cowboy, moneyshot, Harry Caray, EZ-Go, Tinkertoy, My Pleasure, Family ties FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-22 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Trap House, Zone Two, Tinkertoy, My Pleasure, Cal Worthington, Dr. Beef Balls FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Moneyshot!!

Date: 2026-04-15 AO: Titan Q: moneyshot , PAX: CubCadet, moneyshot, Pep, Vector, Tim the Toolman, Cowboy, Black Lung, Bob the builder, ziffandale, FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: jog Ssh, gm, wmh, windmills (Moneyshot miffed these), trunk twists
THE THANG: Murder mile prep Murph tease 3 sprints
MOLESKINE: pay your taxes & die
ANNOUNCEMENTS: murder mile y’all
COT: vector 2.0 turning 21 tonight
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CEpYSyPGHasxf6DjihgDZ?si=r69RF__GTgy0-qIbJTY2lg&pi=QZ0DhJM3TTWA-

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-09 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Black Lung, moneyshot, Shania, Grape, Pepsi, Esposa, Topanga, Pep, Cowboy, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: clear
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PLAYLIST:Phil Collins, Genesis, Peter Gabriel

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-08 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Smokehouse, Accounts Receivable, Tinkertoy, EZ-Go, Cowboy, Harry Caray, Down Under, My Pleasure, moneyshot, Donkey Hammer, Dr. Beef Balls, Litter Box FNGs: 1 Litter Box COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-04-01 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: moneyshot, EZ-Go, Back Office, Smokehouse, Tinkertoy, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, Dock Daddy FNGs: 1 Dock Daddy COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Smokehouse, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Harry Caray, Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Eight Reliving 1979

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: greenmachine Q: Cowboy , PAX: Shania, Esposa, Black Lung, Focker, Betty Ford, Movin On Up, moneyshot FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Fine Fine Finely Warmer
WARMUP: Good Mornings OYO, SSH, LBC (forward and backwards) with slow lunge, Don Quixote, Mosey to Amphitheater. Divide in 3 groups THE THANG: 3 Rounds of 3 Exercises, Dora 100 Merkins, Box Jumps up, 3rd Man Loop as Timer 200 Palm Squats, Box Jumps, Timer 300 Dips, Ditto Plank for six between each round Line up at Stairs : Bunny Hop up burpee at each landing. Mosey back with a planned stop at intramural field for sprints – New fence around it so had to improvise. Back side of Lipscomp Athletic Complex at hill – Mosey down sprint back up x2 Back to stardex Mary till the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Monster Mile April 23, see clack for rest
PLAYLIST: Hits from 1979 – My HS graduation music.apple.com/us/playlist/1979/pl.u-leyllaJCxgZkbN

Olympics

Date: 2026-02-13 AO: greenmachine Q: Focker PAX: Pep, Shania, Black Lung, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Esposa, moneyshot, Sherlock, Purple Tiger, Sardine FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: crisp with closing sunrise
WARMUP: various stretchy stretches
THE THANG: Celebration of Olympics! EVENT 1 – bobsled 20,40,20,100: Bear Crawl down 10 Merkins Crab Walk back 10 jump squats increase by 10 everytime EVENT 2 – Hockey Start on goal line. Sprint to 20 yd → 5 hand release merkins Backpedal to goal line → 5 lunges Sprint to 40 yd → 10 hand releases Back → 10 lunges Sprint to 60 yd → 15 hand releases Back → 15 lunges EVENT 3 – BIATHLON COMBO Broad jump across field 1 minute wall hold 20 bird dogs each side 20 heel lifts Repeat continuously for time.
MOLESKINE: Pep complaining about obvious truth espoused by Esposa
ANNOUNCEMENTS: nothing special except Slack!
COT: Put away your cynicism and enjoy the Olympics. A time to let sports overcome differences and show America is still the best country around (except when it comes to VO2Max, Norway has us on that)
PLAYLIST: Rocky