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On one leg…

AO: detention
Q: Accounts Receivable
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Esposa, EZ-Go, Matador, Movin On Up, Pedialyte, Topanga, Winona, NA
FNGs: 1 NA
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: 39 and clear

WARMUP: various stretches

THE THANG:
Whole body blast – (8 rounds of 3 exercises) For each exercise decreasing reps of 21,18,15,12,9,6,3,1
Burpees
Lateral lunges
Iron crosses

Grab coupons
20 squat thrusters with curl
10 Peter Parker Merks
Run short lap
Repeat 3 times

Mary-
Various core exercises and finish with 3 min plank.

MOLESKINE: pray for Eddie in early stages of separation.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: NA

COT:

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Death and Taxes

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Winona, Deep State, Accounts Receivable, Matador, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: gloom no more

WARMUP: mosey
20 SSH
10 LBAC F
10 OH Press
10 OH Clap
10 Seal clap
10 Moroccan night clubs
10 LBAC R

THE THANG: Dora 1,2,3

100 Irkins (really did dirkins but that messed with the acronym)
200 Really big boy sit ups
300 Squats
Partner ran a lap in the pavilion

Sprints up a hill

2:24 plank

5MoM

A few burpees to close

MOLESKINE: great job coming out on a Monday morning!!! I enjoyed leading you all

ANNOUNCEMENTS: plankpril

COT: Pedialyte sister-in-law’s pregnancy
Matador praise for community and fitness
Grape grace in fatherhood

:grapes:

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Track n’ Field Day

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Accounts Receivable, blackwidow, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Matador, Pedialyte, Pound Puppies
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Unreasonably cold

WARMUP: Hammy stretch, Willy Mayes, high knees, butt kickers, karaoke

THE THANG: Track and field-themed beatdown:
*Rotate field events and track events
*Field is parking lot
*Track is sidewalk loop around parking lot
Grab coupon, head to field
100 meters x 4
Long jump – Broad jump across field
400 meters – 1 loop
Shotput training – 50 squat thrusters
800 relay – partner 1 1 loop, partner 2 burpees, then switch
Discus training – 50 block passes with partner/50 merkins
Open 800 – 2 loops all
High jump training – 50 tuck jumps
1600 relay – partner 1 1 lap, partner 2 burpees, then switch x2
Pole vault training – 4 sprints at pavilion/5 bubkas (or hanging knee raises)

MOLESKINE: I’ve been so sore for 2 days, how bout you? Especially the bubkas (look em up) those are here to stay!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plankpril!

COT: Prayers for Matador and his transition to Nashville from NY and for @poundpuppies Father in law Mike who is in the hospital.

Always thankful to lead. Much love. :heart:
-EZ

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March Madness 1994

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, Cowboy, Deep State, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, moneyshot, Movin On Up, Right Said, Topanga, Matador
FNGs: 1 Matador
COUNT: 12
In honor of March Madness being upon us we performed 45 minutes of unending movement to the tune of Jock Jams (see below for link if unfamiliar, thank me later).

CONDITIONS: Just right

WARMUP: Indigenous peoples run, parking lot side shuffles, stretch it out

THE THANG:
Mens bracket: (suicide between each exercise)
68 – squats
64 – block rows
32 – block mercs
16 – triple arm killers (curl, press, tricep extension)
8 – 8 count body-builder
4 – hand stand push ups
2 minute low plank

Women’s bracket: (15 SSH between exercises)
68 – mountain climbers
64 – hello dollys
32 – block mercs
16 – block raises
8 – 8 count body-builders
4 – burpees
2 min 6 inches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile Thursday at greenmachine, get there a few minutes early

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/082Gv6nNLrVFGWvb0BVHWr?si=52FAsmNkQhefhE0zDgSBaA&pi=u-y-S7RpBQSo2j