The Buffalo

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: The Buffalo Q: The Bobs , PAX: Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hot Route, The Bobs, Makita, Inglewould; Duggar from JC FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: mosey
THE THANG: dirty dozen
MARY: dealers choice
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: MMJ

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: shirts stayed on
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: skate park and back
MARY: Goose sighting
MOLESKINE: time zones/DST and be done with it
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ultratect shirt-ometer was about a 7.2
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: almost 5
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: Redford/Newman, damn dirty apes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check out the -f3-nashville-general channel for a cool F3 fundraiser
COT: there’s snakes out there this big?!?
PLAYLIST:

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ok, considering mid August
WARMUP: up the hill and back down
THE THANG: to the secret garden for 10-1 (or 55) reps of merkins, sumo squats, crunchy frogs and dips. Then mosey runway to the big gym for sale format of pull-ups, table crunches, rows and curtsy lunges
MARY:
MOLESKINE: we went fishing for the sunrise and pulled him out of the water
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff on channels, event(s) at Cornelia this weekend and/or next
COT: school lunches
PLAYLIST: dream sequence EOB’s Blue Morpho music.apple.com/us/album/blue-morpho/1874551790

The Buffalo

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: The Buffalo Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Third Coast, Ultratecht, The Bobs, Hipster, greyalbum FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: heavy drip. Multiple shirts were off
WARMUP: short mose and some calisthenics
THE THANG: tour of Sevier lake – under the pavilion: switch kicks + 20 decline merkins; switch kicks + 15 declines; SKs + 10 DMs; SKs + 5 DMs – on the mooring bollards: step ups + hammers (same format as above) – at the lakeview shelter: wide squats + incline planky parkers – Up the hill with DIDs at each inlet x 4
MARY: 1min plank hold
MOLESKINE: humidity so thick you can’t hear
ANNOUNCEMENTS: friends by the river. Roy’s Christmas get-together. Hipster 4:13 mentee. Third Coast travels
COT: “The Balls are back in town!” And lots of recaps of recent shows/movies seen by all
PLAYLIST: music.apple.com/us/playlist/future-islands/pl.u-8aAVoGqTJRM3g

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: wet farts
WARMUP:
THE THANG: skate park and back
MARY:
MOLESKINE: life, as we know it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: zero
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hot Route, Ultratecht, greyalbum, The Bobs, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: We’ve gotten to the time of the year where you can assume extreme humidity or rain. It was the former.
WARMUP: Mosey Slow and low good mornings in to squats Hip dips Kickbacks Slow and low pistol squats
THE THANG:
Below exercises with 30 second rest between supersets.
Deadlift with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Reverse lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds alternating side lunge
B stand squat with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Glute bridge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Step ups with coupon (keep leg on bench) 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds box jumps or jump squats
Curtsie lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds sumo squat
Calf raises on coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds ski downs
Repeat first 5 supersets and return to circle for stretches then done.
MOLESKINE: Banana
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No new local announcements, but check the other channels.
COT:
General gratitude.
PLAYLIST:
Gabriel and Dresden live from Electric Zoo NYC 2011
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: The Ultratect shirt-o-meter was a 10/10 this morning. Think it was off before he stepped out of the car. It was muggy as hell out there
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: 4.5mi normal loop
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: deer, owl, turkey, superchick
ANNOUNCEMENTS: PSA don’t blow off your fingers like JPP
COT: GT w/the coffee
PLAYLIST:

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , Ultratecht PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP:
THE THANG: ~4.5mi up the bridge and around the hood. Murph tagged along with us
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

The Buffalo

Date: 2026-06-19 AO: The Buffalo Q: Ultratecht , PAX: Ultratecht, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Third Coast, The Bobs, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: See Pic
WARMUP: See Pic
THE THANG: See Pic
MARY: not present
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juneteenth!
COT: Third Coast’s friend going through really rough times
PLAYLIST: Red Clay Strays