Tortoise and Hair Run #4

Date: 2026-10-06 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: hambone, Barney, Red Skull, Decaf, Hipster, Chunks, Bedazzel, Dolce Mille, Unc, Heart Sond, Sausage Man, Floyd, Spaghetti-O, Hootie, Good Luck Charlie, Strike Out, Cheese Wiz FNGs: None COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: 52 Degrees…perfect running weather!
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up – SSH, Squats, IWs and Stretches.
THE THANG: Separate into two groups (those that plan to work hard and those that are looking for slack off). After everyone chose to work hard, everyone’s favorite command was given – RUN!!!
BUT….this time we ran the course in reverse. That was not the plan, but some eager beavers tried to jump start the run. Going the other directly put them in their proper place and that head start turned into a little disadvantage.
MARY: Hipster took charge of the after party and walked us down a ladder of Squats, Merkins and WWIs.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Welcome home, Chunks!! It was great to have you back.

Tortoise and Hair – Run #2

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Hipster, Wham-O, Decaf, Barney, Red Skull, hambone, Right Said, Young and Restless, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Dolce Mille, Unc, Heart Song, Sausage Man, Bedazzel, Floyd, Spaghetti-O, DeVito, Hootie, Good Luck Charlie, Cheese Wiz, Strike Out FNGs: None COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: The Last Day of Summer!!
WARMUP: Regular Pre-Run Warm-Up
THE THANG: RUN!!!
MARY: Post-Run Beat Down delivered by Wham-O
MOLESKINE: It is not a good look when your second run is slower than your first run. It is a good indicator of bad attitude and/or effort. We have four weeks left to get these men where they need to be.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Struggle 007 is Friday 10/2. Sign up at jointhestruggle.com

The Stronghold

Date: 2026-09-17 AO: The Stronghold Q: Right Said , PAX: Dan and Dave, Young and Restless, Hipster, Tinkertoy, Red Skull, Right Said, Barney, Tax Man, Hootie, Dolce Mile, et al. FNGs: None COUNT: 24 CONDITIONS: Beautiful
WARMUP: SSHs, Merkins Partner up, mosey, learn 3 facts about your partner grab a block and head to basketball court
THE THANG: One partner does stationary exercise, other partner travels. Partners switch 50 block curls, bear crawls 50 rows, crab walk 50 overhead presses, shuttle run 50 partner around-the-worlds
MARY: Sit-ups, LBCs, flutter kicks
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