III Pillars

Date: 2026-09-08 AO: III Pillars Q: wardas1 , PAX: t-cell, Will Norton, wardas1, Tackle Box, princessaurora, Shania, Grape, Go Fish, Haggis, Seoul Man, Covergirl, Makita FNGs: 1 Makita COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: lots of stretching for the old guys
THE THANG: predicting Vanderbilt’s margin of victory for each game in our upcoming 14-0 season, we did workouts that coordinated with that margin
MARY: some normal stuff, some stuff that made us tip over
COT: prayers for Tim, YumYum, and others
PLAYLIST: “Vandy football” on Spotify

III Pillars

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: III Pillars Q: t-cell , PAX: [fä-niks], Will Norton, Shania, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Haggis, Go Fish, t-cell, LorelaiG, Two Face, Grape, wardas1, princessaurora, YumYum, Wax, Seoul Man, Belly Up, Queens Gambit, Covergirl FNGs: 1 Covergirl COUNT: 19 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: yoga
THE THANG: So. Much. Legs.
MARY: basically no
MOLESKINE: happy 47 to t-cell! Also, I still can’t walk

III Pillars

Date: 2026-08-18 AO: III Pillars Q: Grape , Swiffer PAX: Will Norton, Go Fish, LorelaiG, princessaurora, Haggis, t-cell, Two Face, gov’t mule, Tackle Box, Swiffer, Grape, Shania, wardas1, Maduro, Seoul Man, Belly Up, Queen’s Gambit FNGs: 1 Queen’s Gambit COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: not as hot!
WARMUP: 14 SSH IC 14 good mornings OYO 14 Cherry pickers IC 14 WMH OYO 14 LBAC F IC 14 LBAC R IC
THE THANG:
F.O.U.R. Mosey to the track Partner up, one partner down and back 300 flutters (2 count) 200 offset merkins 100 up downs Run
Four Corners Corner 1- 44 dry docks Lunge walk Corner 2- 44 squats Bear crawl Corner 3- 44 APD’s Bernie Corner 4- 44 monkey humpers Duck walk
MARY: 44 Imperial walkers and 44 Hillbillies
MOLESKINE: our bodies are jars of clay
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: prayers for Anne, Brent’s family, Gilbert family, Wills, and back to school
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKgiJ0x1l4xor4rqkVqUc?si=CsYvMEjfQH6lwN1iyIv5jw&utm_source=copy-link&pt=93206b486a13c83c0d6780a74b7c1563&pi=3ME1LGovSYCk6

III Pillars – back on track!

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: III Pillars Q: Shania , PAX: Go Fish, YumYum, Haggis, Grape, LorelaiG, Shania, t-cell, Two Face, princessaurora, Tackle Box, DintyMoore, 3D, Wax, Tigger, Belly Up, Seoul Man FNGs: 1 Seoul Man COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: hot
WARMUP: SSH and LBAC
THE THANG: “back on track” Burpees, step ups, merkins, squats, LBC’s Bear crawl, lunge walk
MARY: circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: half monkey, check slack

III Pillars

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: III Pillars Q: Two Face , PAX: Two Face, YumYum, Grape, Haggis, gov’t mule, Tackle Box, Harbaugh, Go Fish, Wax FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: gloomy
WARMUP: ran to the pool
THE THANG: summer adventures
MARY: shared favorite memory so far from summer and something we were looking forward to
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/7 ultimate frisbee
PLAYLIST: summer hits

III Pillars

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: III Pillars Q: LorelaiG , PAX: Tackle Box, Haggis, t-cell, Harbaugh, Two Face, Swiffer, Grape, LorelaiG, Shania, YumYum, Go Fish, wardas1, princessaurora FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

III Pillars

Date: 2026-05-12 AO: III Pillars Q: gov’t mule , PAX: Grape, Shania, LorelaiG, Haggis, Swiffer, princessaurora, t-cell, Go Fish, Harbaugh, wardas1, Two Face, gov’t mule, Anthony Ordained FNGs: 1 Anthony Ordained COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: cold for May
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG: circuits with running
COT: pray for PA’s brother and nephew
PLAYLIST: not just jam bands

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Date: 2026-01-13 AO: iiipillars Q: Shy Guy PAX: Go Fish, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Pep, princessaurora, Grape, Shania, t-cell, Blanks (F3 Legacy), Haggis, Howitzer (DR), Wax FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Cold and damp WARMUP: SSH ICx20 Squats ICx15 Merkins ICx10 Mosey THE THANG: Group 1 performs exercise while group 2 lunges 20 yards, moseys to the sideline, and reverses back Exercises: Burpee Bonnie Blair Crab toe tap WW1 sit up Merkin to hi side plank Squat jump knee tucks Superman with taps MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: “people don’t change until the pain of where they are exceeds the pain of change” – Dave Ramsey

Sleigh Ride

AO: titan
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: SalPal, Haggis, Strutter, Natural Ice, DintyMoore, Sherlock, Crawlspace, Chunks, Spinal Tap, Young and Restless, Space Baby, Squatter, Juicy J, Tim the Toolman, Stumbles, Tool Bit, Leonardo, Ronaldo, Ice Tea, Ice Cube, Diego, , Sticks (2.0 FNG), MVP (2.0 FNG), General (2.0 FNG), Lieutenant (2.0 FNG),
FNGs: 5 Sticks (2.0 FNG), MVP (2.0 FNG), General (2.0 FNG), Lieutenant (2.0 FNG),
COUNT: 28
CONDITIONS: Merry and Bright

WARMUP: PAX led

THE THANG:
Partner/2.0 travels while the other does Reps of each station

🎁 MAIN EVENT – “Santa’s Workshop Grinder” (30 MIN)

FORMAT

5 Stations

4-5 minutes per station

AMRAP / Laps

Kids’ reps count DOUBLE

🔴 STATION 1 – Build the Sleigh

PAX: Cinderblock Goblet Squats

Kids: Brick Squats

Score: Total team reps

🔴 STATION 2 – Deliver the Presents

Partner Run Relay

PAX carries block

Kid runs unweighted

Switch each lap

Score: Total laps

🔴 STATION 3 – Stock the Shelves

PAX: Cinderblock Overhead Press

Kids: Brick Press

Score: Total team reps

🔴 STATION 4 – Santa Sack Carry

Bear Hug Carry to pole & back

Relay style

Kids = shorter distance

Score: Completed carries

🔴 STATION 5 – Chimney Climb

PAX: Block Rows or Deadlifts

Kids: Brick Deadlifts

Score: Every 10 reps = 1 chimney

MOLESKINE: Fun workout with our 2.0s to help Santa get ready for the big night

ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPax, F3 AfterHours starting every second Tuesday at 7:15 @ Capital Steps, Convergence on NYD at Stronghold.

COT: 28 Pax and 2.0s with Coffeeteria at Star Bagel

I Must (Fall) Break You

AO: iiipillars
Q: princessaurora
PAX: Swiffer, Black Lung, gov’t mule, Grape, Shania, wardas1, Two Face, Will Norton, Haggis, YumYum, Lagniappe, Sandman, Wax
FNGs: 1 Wax
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: Cool and clear.

WARMUP:

Mosey to field.
– SSH
– LBAC
– Imperial Walkers
– Frankensteins
– Windmills

THE THANG:

With fall break right around the corner for St. Paul, today’s workout was inspired by the many destinations where many in our community will be spending the next few days.

BEACH
Beach bod prep!
11s on the field
HRMs / Crab Walk across field / Star(fish) Jumps / High Knees back*

*both modes of travel modified to running after fifth round

MOUNTAINS
Get ready for the ascent!
For 10 minutes:
– Mountain Climbers x 10 (2ct)
– Sprint up Mt. Liddell
– Plant your Flag – early progression exercise for the Human Flag: side plank w hip abduction x 10 each side)

DOLLYWOOD
Enjoy the thrills and all the steps in between!
10 reps each in cadence followed by a lap around the track:
– Hello Dollys
– BoxLinecutter
– (Hollow Body) Rockin Roadway
– Lumberjack (Leg) Lifts
– American Hammers

STAYING IN TOWN
Hang out and rest!
Grab a partner. P1 performs dead hang for max time while P2 planks/front-leaning rest. Swap as necessary during six-minute window.

Mosey back to flag.

MOLESKINE:

What a beautiful morning and wonderful crew to work out with today. Tclaps to Grape for the speaker backup so we could all enjoy the Rocky IV soundtrack after my speaker wouldn’t charge.

A hearty welcome (after a heartfelt introduction) to Andrew Maroda (FNG Wax). May we all be mindful of how we are designed for community and grateful for this particular way through which we can experience it. Let us also approach it with intention.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

F3 Dads: Green Hills Park, Saturday, 10/25 at 0900. Bring any/all of your kids for a fun, family-friendly workout.

COT:

Praises for successful software implementation for Formica’s company

Prayers for AFib’s daughter as well as Lagniappe’s daughter’s friend in the midst of their cancer diagnoses.

Pleasure as always. Go Tigers.

PA out