Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.

At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)

Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk

Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?

III Pillars

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: III Pillars Q: Two Face , PAX: Two Face, YumYum, Grape, Haggis, gov’t mule, Tackle Box, Harbaugh, Go Fish, Wax FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: gloomy
WARMUP: ran to the pool
THE THANG: summer adventures
MARY: shared favorite memory so far from summer and something we were looking forward to
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/7 ultimate frisbee
PLAYLIST: summer hits

Westeros

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Westeros Q: Pep , PAX: SalPal, Pep, Sherlock, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Vector, Papa Bear, Grape, Steampunk FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Chill in the air for June
WARMUP: Run to playground Baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good mornings
THE THANG: Tres Dora Groups of three Two stations of exercises : one at playground and one at second base of ball field Exercises: 300 pull ups, 400 wojo (jump squat) How it works A partner at each station, third partner runs from one station to the other. When partner gets to other station, he swaps with the partner there. That partner becomes the runner, running back the other station The partners sum up the teams reps
Mosey to semi circle Bear crawl to sidewalk Lunge walk down sidewalk Bear crawl back to the school
5 mericans
Mosey to startx Round of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Franklin convergence next week July 11 11’s at stairs in Percy Warner : slt transition
COT: Squatter and wife
PLAYLIST: Dinty almost brought his speaker.

III Pillars

Date: 2026-06-02 AO: III Pillars Q: LorelaiG , PAX: Tackle Box, Haggis, t-cell, Harbaugh, Two Face, Swiffer, Grape, LorelaiG, Shania, YumYum, Go Fish, wardas1, princessaurora FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
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Bomber

Date: 2026-05-15 AO: Bomber Q: Hedwig , PAX: CubCadet, Hedwig, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Topps, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Dry
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Bruce Lee Training
MARY:
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PLAYLIST: Bruce Lee Film Music

III Pillars

Date: 2026-05-12 AO: III Pillars Q: gov’t mule , PAX: Grape, Shania, LorelaiG, Haggis, Swiffer, princessaurora, t-cell, Go Fish, Harbaugh, wardas1, Two Face, gov’t mule, Anthony Ordained FNGs: 1 Anthony Ordained COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: cold for May
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG: circuits with running
COT: pray for PA’s brother and nephew
PLAYLIST: not just jam bands

Westeros

Date: 2026-04-27 AO: Westeros Q: Michelin Man , Vector PAX: Michelin Man, Grape, Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, DintyMoore, Pep, Floss FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: spring has sprung
WARMUP: back and hip exercises
THE THANG: see the pic
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