The Buffalo

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: The Buffalo Q: The Bobs , PAX: Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hot Route, The Bobs, Makita, Inglewould; Duggar from JC FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: mosey
THE THANG: dirty dozen
MARY: dealers choice
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: MMJ

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ultratect shirt-ometer was about a 7.2
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: almost 5
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: Redford/Newman, damn dirty apes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check out the -f3-nashville-general channel for a cool F3 fundraiser
COT: there’s snakes out there this big?!?
PLAYLIST:

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ok, considering mid August
WARMUP: up the hill and back down
THE THANG: to the secret garden for 10-1 (or 55) reps of merkins, sumo squats, crunchy frogs and dips. Then mosey runway to the big gym for sale format of pull-ups, table crunches, rows and curtsy lunges
MARY:
MOLESKINE: we went fishing for the sunrise and pulled him out of the water
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff on channels, event(s) at Cornelia this weekend and/or next
COT: school lunches
PLAYLIST: dream sequence EOB’s Blue Morpho music.apple.com/us/album/blue-morpho/1874551790

Le Tour de Etang Sevier (part deux)

Date: 2026-08-07 AO: The Buffalo Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Ultratecht, Hipster, Giving Tree, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), @Beans(Omaha) FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Humid
WARMUP: SSH Slow and low squats Slow and low lunges
THE THANG: Mosey down to pavilion for first set of work. All workouts follow same format (see below). Mosey to different parts of the park by pond and work way back up.
Repeat below 3x: 30 seconds of 1 30 seconds of 2 20 second rest
Pavilion Decline merkins Alt side mountain climbers
Bird Statue/Bollards Step ups Jump squats
Fence/guardrail things Bulgarian split squats Broad jumps
Pavilion (part deux) Incline merkins Dips
Stairway to heaving :nauseated_face: (Hipster :tm:) – run giving max effort up the long hill adjacent to the trails over the cave to tennis court parking lot
Basketball courts Bent over row (with coupon) Curls (with coupon)
Put coupons back on way to startex.
MARY: 4-5 minutes of stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: In local news, tomato fest Friday and Saturday. Take heed.
Check the general page for corporate news.
COT: Return to school season and getting used to the new grind.
PLAYLIST: 90s NY hip hop

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Solid temperature for a run, but humid.
WARMUP: One loop around the track to see the sunrise but we were too fast for it.
THE THANG: remembered we wanted to explore the area beyond the concert parking and bee hive, only to find a wooded area that leads to the pond upon entering Forrest Green Trailhead.
Ran back to startex and did two hill repeats up high view and back. Caught the sunset on the way down the hill.
Ran 4.5
PLAYLIST: Deer

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-29 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Hipster, Ultratecht, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Chris took off his shirt on the little paved strip between the track and greenway
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ultratecht and I ran over the pedestrian bridge and back for 5 while Hipster did some recovery laps.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Hot Route, Ultratecht, greyalbum, The Bobs, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: We’ve gotten to the time of the year where you can assume extreme humidity or rain. It was the former.
WARMUP: Mosey Slow and low good mornings in to squats Hip dips Kickbacks Slow and low pistol squats
THE THANG:
Below exercises with 30 second rest between supersets.
Deadlift with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Reverse lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds alternating side lunge
B stand squat with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Glute bridge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds both legs
Step ups with coupon (keep leg on bench) 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds box jumps or jump squats
Curtsie lunge with coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds sumo squat
Calf raises on coupon 1. 30 seconds right leg 2. 30 seconds left leg 3. 30 seconds ski downs
Repeat first 5 supersets and return to circle for stretches then done.
MOLESKINE: Banana
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No new local announcements, but check the other channels.
COT:
General gratitude.
PLAYLIST:
Gabriel and Dresden live from Electric Zoo NYC 2011
:deciduous_tree:

The Buffalo

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: The Buffalo Q: Ultratecht , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, The Bobs FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: HUMID
WARMUP: QUICK MOSEY
THE THANG: SEE PIC
MARY:
MOLESKINE: PEN AND INK/4th CELEBRATIONS
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: SQUATTER’s FAM
PLAYLIST:

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, Hot Route, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: The Ultratect shirt-o-meter was a 10/10 this morning. Think it was off before he stepped out of the car. It was muggy as hell out there
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: 4.5mi normal loop
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: deer, owl, turkey, superchick
ANNOUNCEMENTS: PSA don’t blow off your fingers like JPP
COT: GT w/the coffee
PLAYLIST:

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect for the 17th of June
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: neighborhood. 5mi
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: soccer talk
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: nature, Goulet