[The Castle] Elevens to Dodgeball

Date: 2026-10-17 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Shocker (Mark Holmes), Hipster, hambone, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Dr. Brown Slip, Makita FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Brisk
WARMUP: IC: 20 SSH 10 Toy Soldier 10 Imperial Walkers 10 Slow Squats 10 Merkins
THE THANG: ELEVENS Mosied to the Hill Round One: Broad Jumps at the bottom & Merkins at the top Round Two: Burpees at the bottom & Big Boys at the top
Finished with 15 minutes of dodgeball Catch a ball the thrower does 10 big boys Get hit by the ball complete 10 big boys before getting to rejoin the game
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 413 strong fundraiser October 21st
COT: Prayers for cross-stitch wife and the coming baby
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] Capture the Sandbag: Storm Warning

Date: 2026-10-03 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Chunks, Happy Trees, hambone, Locksmith, Butterfingers, Pep, Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Hipster, Strutter, Fabuloso FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 25 SSH IC GOOD MORNINGS OYO 10 IC ARM CIRCLES F/R OVERHEAD CLAPS FORWARD CLAPS
THE THANG: WARM UP MOSEY AROUND THE FIELD SANDBAG CAPTURE: Two teams: Had to complete each round of exercises before going to capture the sandbag flag Round One: 100 Merkins Round Two: 150 Squats Round Three: 100 Big Boys Round Four: 50 Burpees Completed two cycles of above Randomly yelled out “Storm Watch”: “Tornado Warning”: 15 yard bear crawl “ Ended with Ultimate Frisbee
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: Zack FM

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-29 AO: The Castle Q: Dr. Brown Slip , Mr. Pancake PAX: Locksmith, Dilbert, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Creatine, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Steely, Happy Trees, Fabuloso, Dr. Brown Slip, Flipper, Barney, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: B-E-A-UTIFUL
WARMUP: SSH, Squats, LB Arm Circles F&B, Casual Harassment of Steely
THE THANG: DOLLYBALL
Count by 2’s, Mr. Pancake Team 2 Lead. All mosey to soccer field – Team 2 with coupons.
Round 1 Split into two teams. First team to 20 wins. – Team that scored: 10 Merkins – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
The scoring piled up quickly as PAX discovered the challenge of simultaneously jumping, hitting a volleyball, and maintaining dignity.
Result: Team 2 wins.
Reward for Team 2: 15 Coupon Overhead Presses
Punishment for Team 1: Field suicides with 10 squats at each turning point.
Round 2 Counted off again and formed new teams. Modified rules: – Team that scored: 10 Squats – Team that got scored on: 10 Hello Dollies
To keep everyone honest, the Q introduced the dreaded “Jolene” audible.
Jolene Rule: At random, one unlucky PAX was selected to perform 5 blockees while the game continued without mercy.
The combination of volleyball, coupon work, Hello Dollies, and surprise Blockees produced equal amounts of fitness and comedy.
Time expired before the second game could reach 20.
MARY: None. Time was called before a formal Mary due to the fierce Dollyball competition and excessive time spent watching grown men mistime volleyball jumps.
MOLESKINE: A great way to celebrate one year in F3. Dollyball revealed two universal truths: gravity is undefeated, and hand-eye coordination has an expiration date. Plenty of laughs, plenty of mumble chatter, and just enough athleticism to justify the Hello Dollies.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ML Rose – 4:13 Strong Benefit – October 21
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: 100% mumble chatter. No speakers needed when you’ve got grown men heckling each other.

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-18 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Horizon, Tigger, Locksmith, Cross-stitch, Fabuloso, Happy Trees, Harassing Walkers FNGs: 1 Harassing Walkers COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: B-E-A-utiful
WARMUP:Stretching
THE THANG:
Mosey till Q is tired followed by Carolina Dry docks, Merks, and repeat. Tire flips from pile to pipe with merks and Carolina dry docks in between.
Got a chinook squat / dip in there somewhere.
Closed with 6” leg lift, American Hammers, LBC’s to completion.
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Butterfingers and pro hockey, Babies, and the send off of fellow F3. Rumor – Send off at Iron giant tomorrow….
PLAYLIST: Morning nature

[The Castle] The Castle – It’s Dibert time

Date: 2026-08-15 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Flipper, Under the Table, Cross-stitch, Pep, hambone, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Makita, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Warm, too warm
WARMUP: Not sure because Dilbert was not there…
THE THANG: Several lifting stations while two PAX did the barbell rolling plank. This worked better in my head compared to reality. But it was fun watching the pax try.
Stations: perform one station for the duration of the 2 PAX rolling barbell planks and back Squat, BBSU, tricep extensions, curls, and a few others I cant remember… It was an off day for the Q
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: making fun of the Q for being so out of it, late, discombobulated (or however it is spelled).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pep is selling these cups hard, keep it up. Lots going on in F3 Nashville nation, check slack
COT: Prayers for families in this time of change and the spoke and unspoken requests.
PLAYLIST: none, the Q was too late to get it all set up…

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Pep, Fabuloso, Makita, Flipper, Steely, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake, Locksmith, Hipster, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone, Horizon, Barney, Dilbert, Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter FNGs: 1 Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Balmy WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Tigger, Steely, Cross-stitch, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire-Station warmo 1. Micheal Phelps 2. Willie mays hays 3. Good mornings 4. 88 Side straddle hops
Pick tire – ruck march theme set tire down every now and then – Dips x 1 set failure – Merkins x 1 set failure – Squats x 44 – Lunges – don’t know how many we did
– plank
Mary go round – ring toss (depends on people and size of tire)
– plank
– Overhead toss depending on size and time – partner down and back. Optional – If not overhead, we will do flips down and back partner trading out
Mary 1. LBC 2. Flutter kicks 3. plank
MOLESKINE: Great ideas aren’t always great, sometimes without rehearsals, the logistics don’t work out. Listen to the people around you, you aren’t always right. Don’t hurt Tigger , we love him.
Tires are heavier than they look, and when carrying them size does matter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: praise and prayer for Fabuloso for having a little baby

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Butterfingers, Pep, Cross-stitch, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Strutter, hambone, Andrew, Philip FNGs: 2 Andrew, Philip COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: H-U-M-I-D
WARMUP: SSH Hamstring Scoops Toy Soldiers Arm Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings
THE THANG: MOUNT RUSHMORE SUICIDE (Inspired by ‘Thruster Mountain’ from last week)
4 movements 10 cones; Traditional suicide between rounds.
Merkins Squats Peter Parker Lunges
1st cone = 1 rep per movement 2nd = 2 reps per movement . . . 10th cone = 10 reps per movement . . All the way back down to 1st cone.

MARY: Flutter kicks WWI
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP 50 coming up
– Shrimp Boil at First Baptist Hendersonville; Thurs 6/30 @ 6:00PM fbchville.com/event/mens-shrimp-boil/
COT: – Strutter’s Friend – Ramos Famiky
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake Music Library Mix

[The Castle] Thruster Mountain

Date: 2026-07-11 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), UTAH, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Scoober, Aaron, named Rapid Rewards FNGs: 2 Aaron, named Rapid Rewards COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy, began in the rain
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Thruster Mountain 45 minute workout with Coupon Begin with one rep for the first minute increasing reps each minute until minute 23 then the decreasing reps begin back to 1 rep. Due to the Qs tardiness we only got to 21 reps and worked back down for a total of 441 Thrusters!
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: We got to about 10 when it began to suck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Continued prayers for our PAX
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Tire Station Q: Tigger , PAX: Splitter, Cross-stitch, Mr. Pancake, Steely, Fabuloso, Tigger, Horizon, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Warm clear wet
WARMUP: Hip openers Hip closers Hamstring scoops Inch worms
THE THANG: F3
7min dead hang Squat hold when drop. Back to hang when squat fails
7min time cap 60M down and back 30 squat 120M down and back 20 squat 180M down and back 10 squat
EMOM push-up x4
7min cap 30,20,10 sit ups with same M runs
EMOM hand release push-up 30% less reps X4
7min cap 30,20,10 lunges 2:1 same M runs
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT:
PLAYLIST: Nature sounds and heavy breathing