[Pain Train] Riverwalk Soft Launch

Date: 2026-08-29 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , Hair Band PAX: Half Lyfe, Piglet, Hair Band, Roadkill, Shakira, Juicy J, Dr. Dump, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Inch Worm, Tea Bag, Siete FNGs: 2 Tea Bag, Siete COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Sunny and cool. Love these mornings!
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Runners Stretch. Go over Mission, Credo, Principals. Wind Mills, Michael Phelps, Mosey to first station.
THE THANG: Half Lyfe Q: Station 1: The Hill – 2 Groups Group 1: Bear Crawl up with sand bag as team. Crawl Bear down with sand bag as team. Group 2: Alternating Jump Ups on the rocks. Switch. Station 2: The Pavillion – 2 Groups Group 1: Dips/Merkins Group 2: 4 Cones in square formation. Each cone 1 burpee. MOT between cones. Run, Side Shuffle, politicians, side shuffle. Complete 4 rounds total split into 2 half’s. Switch at the half. Station 3: The Playground – 2 Groups. Group 1: Pulls Ups/Swing Rows/Some Abs Group 2: Lt Dans around playground. Switch
Hairband Q: Partner Up Suicides Partner 1 does suicides. Partner 2 does exercise. Switch after partner is done with suicides. Freddie Mercuries (2=1) 100 Total Squats 100 Total 50 Carolina Dry Docks 50 Burpees.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Talked a little about F3 to FNG’s.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: More F3 info to new guys.
COT: Count Off, Name-o-rama, Named FNG’s, Prayers, Coffee. Welcome Siete and Tea Bag!
PLAYLIST: Random

Insane Train

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Insane Train Q: Half Lyfe , Half Lyfe PAX: El Capitan, Roadkill, Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Shakira, Derby, Inch Worm, Dr Dump FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Great for an Insane Train Beatdown.
WARMUP: SSH, Mosey w/ high knees, karaoke, side shuffle L/R, Power Skip
THE THANG: Dora carried over from the knoll. See image.
PAX did a great job getting close to finishing.
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Sand Bags make everything harder. Playlist America inspired. Reflecting on the ending of World Cup and hearing about foreigners that were able to travel to the US and the expectations vs reality of their experience and the 250th celebration of the good ole’ USofA. Honor God Honor our country Honor those that have died for our freedom Spread love and be the light to shine out onto others. Thankful for this group and all of you coming out this morning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Count off, name-o-rama, prayers for Rodney and Squatter and family, coffee
PLAYLIST: America!

Insane Train: Good Old Fashioned Beatdown

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Roadkill, El Capitan, Dr. Dump, Boulder FNGs: 2 Dr. Dump, Boulder COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Very Good
WARMUP: Salpal style warm up with 30 merkins, 20 Mike Tysons, 10 SB Burpees, 40 flutter kicks, and 1 minute overhead hold
THE THANG:
10-10-20-30
Partner up. 4 stations, increase reps each circuit. Random SB overhead holds inserted by Q at various points in workout.
1) SB burpees + Flutter Kicks 2) Bearhug bag squats 3) Rows 4) RDLs
MOLESKINE: Consistency is King! Thanks for showing up consistently for our community.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Frisbee tomorrow at Atlantis! Nash West Wednesday night hang coming soon in August!
COT: Prayers for Siri as he ends Paternity leave and starts up work again.
PLAYLIST: NBA Halftime Jams