Detention

Date: 2026-09-07 AO: Detention Q: Fortran , PAX: Tinkertoy, Fortran, Esposa, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: Murph
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PLAYLIST: Linkin Park – Meteora

Detention

Date: 2026-08-24 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Fortran, Winona, Tinkertoy, Focker, Topanga (Scott), Matador, Pedialyte, Esposa, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: scrub weather
WARMUP: pre op area and consent (typical stretches)
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR! Blacktop 12 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Sprint Decrease reps by 2 until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1
Rolling to PACU! Off to bus hill Bernie then bear crawl
MARY: recovery and PT
MOLESKINE: good stories and talk from all.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: be honest with yourself and God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: good stuff

Detention

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Detention Q: Matador , PAX: Tinkertoy, Focker, Matador, Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga (Scott), Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: warm but not terrible
WARMUP: GM, WMH, SSH, Broga -Indigenous Peoples Run: the Commemorative Accounts Receivable Loop
THE THANG: I. Welsh Dragon :flag-wales::dragon: -4 bear crawl steps -1 merkin -1 plank jack -1 shoulder tap (2 is 1) Then 4 bear crawls again, but now do 2 reps of everything, then 3 reps; see if you can get to 10 reps without failure
II. Pavilion sprints 10 burpees Sprint across pavilion and back 20 WWI – sprint 30 squats – sprint The PAX attempted to complete 5 rounds
III. Surprise, Welsh Dragon again! Yay! :flag-wales::dragon:
MARY: Jesus’ mom
MOLESKINE: love their journals and planners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -The PAX and other community members rallied around Toothless and fam to support them while 2.0 Wally is in the hospital. Over $2,000 given! Thanks to Focker for leading the charge. -lots of other announcements, check slack
COT: -Prayers for Wally. Healing and protection. -prayers for Peabody’s brother who struggles. -prayers for many of our wives. New jobs, heavy responsibilities, overwhelm of admin chaos with the start of the school year. -May God give us an undercurrent of his peace amidst the busyness, and wisdom for when to say no.
PLAYLIST: classic 2001 album “Is This It” by The Strokes in its entirety. The PAX did not complain so I assume they loved it. They did complain about the second welsh dragon.
AOQ NOTE Honored to be your new AOQ :dancer: Looking forward to a grueling year of fitness and fellowship in the gloom

Soggy bottoms

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Detention Q: tampalibra , PAX: tampalibra, Deep State, Andrew McDermott, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH x 20 Squat x 10 Finger banger x 10 Jack Webb up to 10
THE THANG: 1 seal burpee 2 reverse lunges 2 is 1 3 crab toe touch 2 is 1 4 block thrusters
MARY: Shoulder tap x 20 just to make sure we hit the shoulders Flutter x 30 WWI x 10
MOLESKINE: Recapped the story of Lot putting himself of proximity to wickedness. He rationalized it very well, but we see how it massively skewed his perception of morality.
Prayers to keep our eyes (and hearts) in check, for chaos and a tough season in YHCs home, and for Esposa

Detention

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Detention Q: Pedialyte , PAX: Topanga, Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: ssh and some light stretching
THE THANG: 4 burpees EMOM. Rotating exercises between upper body, lower body, core to finisb each minutes
A few runs and sprints mixed in
MOLESKIN: Helping aging parents with finances
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: prayers for Topanga’s brother, Andrew McDermott’s brother, and friends of Tinkertoy’s dealing with recent death in the family
PLAYLIST: Rock workout

Detention

Date: 2026-07-06 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: My Pleasure, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Matador, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS:
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Border Crossing

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Detention Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Pepsi, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: nasty
WARMUP: broga
THE THANG:
MARY: We didn’t make it across to many CBP officers
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Detention

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Esposa, Andrew McDermott, Tinkertoy, Fortran FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Rain and lightning
WARMUP: the usual
THE THANG: Partner up. 10 rounds. Partner 1 work Partner 2 lunge -5 Dry docks -10 Merkins -15 Air squats
MARY: -Freddy Mercs -Box cutters -Plank stabilization x2 -Super man -WW1 -LBCs -V ups
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Detention

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Detention Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Esposa, Matador FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 65* clear sky’s
WARMUP: jog, toy soldiers, hip opener, imperial walker, hillbillies, GMs, WMH, middle and side reach
THE THANG: Dora 1 lap while other works (150 reps) -Air squat -Dry dock -WW1 -Lunge (2 is 1)
FitnessGram Pacer Test
Cooldown stretch
MOLESKINE: Where is everyone on this fine day?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 7/11
COT: Grateful for Matador’s move
PLAYLIST: Yacht Rock

Detention

Date: 2026-06-08 AO: Detention Q: Andrew McDermott , PAX: Esposa, Focker, Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, Fortran, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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