Happy Birthday To Me

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Titan Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Sherlock, Plainsman, bluemule, Dangle, Pep, Firefox, Hipster, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Pole Dancer, Papa Bear II, Churro FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: static stretching, indigenous peoples run around the park, active stretching
THE THANG: Birthday Reps! 34 of each: – burpees – supermans – t-rex – squats – speed skaters – freddie mercs – mountain climbers – bama prom dates – dips – step ups – star jumps – IYTs
Lunge back to start
MARY: of course
ANNOUNCEMENTS: orger a mug, ya mug
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7wPuuNSRWdOLAnptqOzFNW?si=811fd7f504094745

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-16 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill, Stubs, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 5 mile ruck and great conversation from the master of residential zoning permits, ours truly Roadkill
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: fist bump
PLAYLIST: song sparrows

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-09 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Roadkill, Juicy J, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Titan

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Titan Q: Old Maid , PAX: GameStop, Makita, Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Dangle, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rombus, Sport Mode, I forgot 2 people… FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Clear, blue, and 22
WARMUP: Stretching, SSH, Baby Arm Circles, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: Split into 4 teams, each with one coupon. In the style of a relay race, first member of each team runs with coupon ~50 yards and back. Rest of the team is doing stationary exercise until runner returns. Each team memeber takes turn running with coupon, with other teammates continuing the stationary exercise. Once every team member finishes run, team runs together to the end. Assigned team points inverse to finishing place (4, 3, 2, 1).
3 rounds, 3 variations: 1. Farmers carry, merkins 2. Overhead carry, reverse lunges 3. Murder bunnies, LBCs
Then, indian run to Parthenon steps to do dip competition. AMRAP until last man standing. Winner gets 10 points for his team. Shout out to Tim the Toolman for crushing it and winning the whole thang for his team!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: No CSAUP
COT: Makita weighing future with his company Churro’s sister and baby Old Maid’s brother to get him out into the gloom
PLAYLIST:

Westeros

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, Makita, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Dangle, DintyMoore, Pep, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: pretty
WARMUP: stuff ssh and thangs
THE THANG: yeah we ran to Love circle. The goal was to constantly pick up the six. bluemule and Tim the Toolman for sure hit 3 miles.
But the good news was, we stopped a lot of merkins.
MARY: oh and we did some World War 1s
MOLESKINE: Pep got what he asked for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I turn 40 at Titan next week. And we’re gonna do 40 a lot of stuff 40 times
PLAYLIST: healthy mumble chatter

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed

Titan: Another Father-(Not Quite) Son Co-Q . . . with Music Trivia!

Date: 2026-07-29 AO: Titan Q: Vector , Topps PAX: Papa Bear, Sherlock, Pep, bluemule, Dangle, Thomas T, Topps, Vector, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rhombus, xxx FNGs: None COUNT: 14 In a sequel to the excellent Not Really Father-Son Co-Q between CubCadet and Thomas T (Steampunk), Topps and YHC tried to match the (not quite) father-son energy. And of course, we brought cards . . . and there was music. A lot of music.
CONDITIONS: Muggy with a splash of music
WARMUP: Mosey to front of Parthenon. SSH, LBAC, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Night Clubs, RLBAC, WMH, and Good Mornins.
THE THANG: Topps brought a game that has become a recent favorite of the Cubby and Vector clans — Hitster (not to be confused with our favorite PAX from across the river Hipster). In the game, a song snippet is played. The PAX had to guess the year it was released (and they were not told anything about the song like artist/title/etc. — just the music). With each song, you had to place it on the timeline (e.g., if prior songs were from 1985 and 2003, you had to decide where your song sits in relation). If correct, less reps. If incorrect, double reps. If miss 2 in a row — gotta run a lap.
Exercises included SSH, squats, merkins, LBCs, Crunchy Happy Frogs (aka “Lemon Squeezers” according to Topps), shoulder taps.
MARY: Mosey back to startex for Flutter Kicks and Freddy Mercurys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP postponed – Check Slack – Bomber converges at Handsomizer this week- :crossed_fingers:for a Karen experience
COT: – Prayers for Squatter
– Thanks to the PAX for tolerating a few moments of technical issues as we started the game. – YHC somehow worked up a sweat despite not being able to do most of the exercise so that the game kept a good pace . . . I was not sad – YHC’s tech issues continued into the COT, as I forgot to record the PAX video and instead had 5 mins of our post name-o-rama recorded on my phone. Anyone get the name of our Willy Lohman? – Thomas T has been placed in Vector music remediation class all day for his incorrect placement of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky, a song that he was actually alive when it was released. He’s got an immersive curriculum that includes episodes of VH1’s Behind the Music, the Summer of Soul documentary, and Vanilla Ice’s 1991 romantic musical movie, Cool as Ice. Pray for him. – Great to have Churro and Rhombus come out — we are claiming them as FNGs as per the Respect Appendix, section 5, subsection Viii. SalPal discuss with CubCadet any concerns.
PLAYLIST: Pre-game: Music – Madonna It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel In-game: Too many tunes to remember

Westeros

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Vector, Spinal Tap, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Dangle, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mays, and Good Mornings
THE THANG: 1 Merkins 2 Squats 3 Dry Docks 4 V Ups 5 SSHs 6 Burpees 7 Mtn Climbers 8 Iron Mikes 9 Freddy Mercury 10 Monkey Humpers
10 exercises, reps for each pax picked by flipping card from deck for each exercise. 2-10 Jack 15 Queen 20 King 25 Ace = pick a partner and run a lap Joker = 25 partner WWI Red = Spain (do what’s on the card) Black = Argentina (multiply card x 2) poor losers clause
MARY: Built into workout
MOLESKINE: Be Kind. Rewind
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50–mile teams are forming
COT: prayers for Squatter and Pep to get off the bench
PLAYLIST: Selected Hinder as first song and let it rip which led to Chunks mosh pit humping Pep when asked to show his dance moves for sad wedding songs

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: Bomber Q: CubCadet , Topps PAX: Pep, Papa Bear, Dangle, Vector, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Thomas T, Topps, Chipper, RockaLulu (“Lulu” for short) FNGs: 1 RockaLulu (“Lulu” for short) COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
Sunny and Swampy
WARMUP: Usual stuff led by CubCadet
Got a wave from a guy walking by with his M “you guys F3?” Put him in the prospect pipeline.
Joined by Chipper and FNG (his coworker) at 5:35. No penalty burpees as they were just following the map pin to the 4th hole fairway.
THE THANG:
Mosey up hill. Topps led sets of Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
Sets of 40, 30, 20, 10 each with a run across the parking lot after each set.
Then he busted out the hockey sticks. Two teams of 5. Paired up with an opponent to shoot the puck. Both shooters have same result (both make or both miss), and each team does 5 burpees. If one shooter makes and one misses, losing team does all 10 burpees, winning team does 10 squats. The Preds’ scout just drove away after he saw Vector. One team did 45 burpees. Huh.
MARY: 5 minutes dealers’ choice.
MOLESKINE:
Gratitude to be able to Q with my 21 year old son before goes back to school. Thank you to my fellow respects for not so politely telling me to STFU and let the kid lead.
Words of gratitude around the circle.
Enjoyed getting to know Chipper and naming RockaLulu. They live north side, so getting them plugged in asap. (Chipped tried to EH a guy 10 minutes after he got there. Pep was in awe).
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check slack.
COT:
Continued prayers for Squatter.
9 pax for coffee at Star. We were joined by DintyMoore, dressed for school – though he proudly went tarps off in the middle of Star to show off his turf burn from atlantis frisbee heroics.
PLAYLIST:
Father / son themed, bereft of Springsteen, Harry Chapin, and Cat Stevens. Had to settle for Cash, Alan Jackson and Mumford & Sons.