[Pain Train] Made up on the fly

Date: 2026-09-11 AO: Pain Train Q: Pebbles , PAX: Bulldog, Pebbles, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Warm and Humid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops Bacs Bac Bacs Windmills Slow Squats Slow merkins Stretch OYO
THE THANG: 1-mile mosey with a few burpees thrown in Partner Dora: 100 Hand Release Merkins 200 Big Boy Situps 300 Squats
MARY: No time
MOLESKINE: Woke up and was asked to Q. Showed up and made it up on the spot.
Great conversation with Bulldog and Argggg about showing up consistently. Can’t wait to see these men progress.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-08-26 AO: Insane Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: Half Lyfe, Juicy J, Argggg, Roadkill, Bulldog, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: amazing
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora Dora and an epic sandbag workout!
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: EDM baby!

Nothing Guaranteed but Death, Taxes, & Sandbags

Date: 2026-09-02 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Argggg, Bulldog, El Capitan, Juicy J, 2 a dayz, @OfficerDangle FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: clear, mid-70s
WARMUP:
Stretch Sesh Motivators 5x
THE THANG:
Mosey sand bags to middle school front benches.
At benches, 30x dips, 30x decline merkins, 30x elevated crunches.
Then mosey to tennis courts.
Pax line up along fence with bags.
Sandbag MOT Suicides
Round 1 – First court & back: bag toss – Second court & back: murder bunnies – Third court & back: overhead carry
Interlude along fence: 7x Slow Squats, 6x Inch Worms, 5x Good Mornings
Round 2 – First court & back: Lunges – Second court & back: Goblet Toss – Third court & back: front load carry
Interlude along fence: 7x Slow Squats, 6x Inch Worms, 5x Good Mornings
Interlude #2: 30x Bench Press, 30x Bagged WW2s, 30x Plus-size prom Dates (a Roadkill special request :joy:)
Round 3 Unbagged suicides, all three courts.
Return to playground parking lot.
MOLESKINE:
Find something you enjoy / want to do that also requires patience and endurance (a hobby, a home project, a health commitment). We’re so prone to seek the easy way out or the path of least resistance – that’s human. But practicing stick-to-it-ness does something to our souls that makes us better men. 
Start with something you really want to do but may be hesitant to commit to. For me, it’s reading a really long classic novel or climbing a difficult route at the gym. It’s gonna suck sometimes but there’s a joy in pushing through the struggle to the end. Take the lessons learned from this experience and apply it to other areas of your life where giving up is easy.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
westside-wednesday returns 09/09 at Tailgate Brewery! I will try to be there with the fam. Come on out!
Free entry for Titans 5k in Brentwood (thank you Juicy J !) at the end of the month – see post on slack for details.
Go Ruck is putting on several rucking events in the next few weeks across the country. Choo Choo is headed down to ATL for one in the next few weeks. “It’s gonna suck!”
COT:
Closed out with prayers for the people of Nepal, then enjoyed some fellowship + Mtn. Mojo :coffee:
Grateful for the opportunity to lead y’all this morning!
:el-capitan:

[Pain Train] Studies show that fun titles generate 42% more HC’s!

Date: 2026-08-21 AO: Pain Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: G-string, FistShake, FLO, Bulldog, Derby, Wolfpack, Siri, Half Lyfe, Sooie, 2 a dayz, Argggg, Roadkill, Inchworm FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: No complaints
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, BAC, BACBAC, AP, MNC, SC
THE THANG: Partner up!
Two rounds of… Alternate with your partner starting at 1 rep and working up to 10, Mosey between exercises – Merkins – Squats – Dips – Shoulder taps
MARY: Sprints and Merkin Ring of Fire
MOLESKINE: Sooie loves picnic tables
ANNOUNCEMENTS: TCLAPS for Derby for HCing hard at the Bellevue Farmers Market… everyone keep an ear out for the next one to support him.
COT: If you can do 1 you can do 10… Reminder to keep momentum even when it gets hard.
PLAYLIST: Crickets a’chirping

Leg Day at the InPain Train!

Date: 2026-08-19 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Bulldog, Derby, Wolfpack, El Capitan, Siri, Chili Dip, Sooie, Argggg, Two A Days FNGs: 1 Two A Days COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: faaaaaantastic
WARMUP: movement
THE THANG: Sandbag mosey to the end of the road
100 reps each hero style, hill sprint every 25 – Squats – Spiccolis – Reverse Lunges – Iron Dans (capped at 50)
Final sprint up Chili Dip Hill
MARY: Planks
MOLESKINE: mumble chatter slowly dwindled as the workout continued
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Join Derby tomorrow at the Bellevue Farmers Market to do some serious EHing
westside-wednesday check it!
COT: Keep moving forward.
PLAYLIST: manly grunts

[Pain Train] BuildSB Burpee Ladder

Date: 2026-08-14 AO: Pain Train Q: Derby , PAX: Wolfpack, Roadkill, Derby, The Banker, Cheeks, Bulldog, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: :hot_face:
EARLY BIRDS: 11’s – Merkins & WWII’s w/ SB Run
WARMUP: BACS,BACBACS, The Banker Night Clubs, Air Press, WMH, Runners Stretch, El Capitan Reach to the Stars, 5 Merkins for Core Principals.
F3 Mission and Credo
THE THANG: Starting w/ Merkins PAX then carries weight ~20 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete PAX hammers out 25 WWII’s then starts back at the top. 10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl + Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
Added in a couple mosey’s to ease the HR with the heat
PAX absolutely smoked it today completing 3 sets!
MARY: 45 second plank + 15 second Merkin Burnout
MOLESKINE: Shared story of 5 y/o son falling in a pool this weekend and while he’s been taking swim lessons (w/ our man Shakira!), he can’t fully swim just yet. He found the wall as I was running his direction and make it out ok. With that we reflected on how fragile life can be and encouraged PAX to think of at least 1 person close to them and personally let them know how much they mean to them.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wolfpack leading the charge tomorrow w/ a CSAUP at Red Caboose Park at 6 AM. Stay engaged on the Slack Channel as SalPal and SLT will be rolling out some exciting events.
COT: Prayers for School and Birth.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora thru a busted speaker that Roadkill won’t fix :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
Thank you for showing up and getting after it this morning! Appreciate the opportunity to lead!
:horse_racing:

Insane Train – 🚨 TEAM SHOW DOWN 🚨

Date: 2026-08-12 AO: Insane Train Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Choo Choo, Bulldog, El Capitan, Argggg FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Some stretches, SSH
THE THANG: Buy in: EMOM 8 Endorphins, 8 Minutes
Game of cones: 2 teams; 50 seconds 10 sec break; Every time you complete 25 rep you can move your cone ahead or move other teams back.
Pullthrough, SB Bear complex, Jump Squats, SB Curls, Burpees, SB Clean BBS, SB OH Press LT Dans, SB Throws
Its not important which team won, what’s important is there was a clear winner :grimacing:
MOLESKINE: Dont hold back your sorry’s at your M even if you are right.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check -f3-nashville-general
PLAYLIST: Na didnt need one