Westeros 9-28-2020: Celebrating Autumn by Killing Your Legs

14 HIM got in an autumnal (yes, BnB, that’s a real word – https://www.dictionary.com/browse/autumnal) mood at the first Westeros of the fall season.

PAX:  Vector (QIC), Hi-Viz, Harvey Updyke, Cub Cadet, Crablegs, Pumpkin Spice, Drago, Blue Mule, T-cell, Cunning Linguist, BnB, Michelin Man, Natural Ice plus a wandering Black Lung who found the PAX at 6:14:58

Conditions:   Cool mid-60 degrees.

Disclaimer given. Mosey to side of WEMS for the

Warm-o-rama:  LBAC x 15, Overhead Claps x 15, RLBAC x 15, WMH x 12, Good Mornings Apocalypse with 10 reps, LBAC x 12, RLBAC x 12, SSH x 15

Decided that the many trees, slight breeze, and rustling of the leaves made this the right location for the main event:

Main Event:
A:  American Hammers
U:  Usual Merkins
T:  Tysons, Mike (a.k.a. Iron Mikes)
U:  Usual Squats
M:  Mountain Climbers
N:  Newton’s Cradle

100 reps of each (and for A, T, M, and N, each leg/side = 1/2 rep, a decision Q would regret by the end). Between sets, run around (or if you are Pumpkin Spice, through) the tree-filled glen to Bowling Ave.

Playlist:  Selected to emphasize the autumnal (BnB, there’s that word again) theme.

DISCLAIMER:  Autumn-themed songs are pretty limited, and because we start to get sad about the end of summer, they tend to be mopey and slow.  Not ideal for a work-out.  So some doozies in this list (of course, CL kept pointing out better songs I missed . . . Fall on Me by R.E.M., songs by Fall Out Boy, etc.).

Sweater Weather – The Neighborhood (2013)
Fall Down Toad the Wet Sprocket (1994)
Wake Me Up When September Ends – Green Day (2004)
Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground – White Stripes (2001)
Seasons Change – Expose‘ (chock full of 80’s cheesy sax playing, 1987)
September – Earth, Wind, & Fire (1978)
November Rain – GnR (1991)
The Boys of Summer – The Ataris (2003)
Yellow – Coldplay  (like the color of the leaves . . . it works and I stand by it) (2000)

Several key items to note:

  1.  Because Drago was born after most of these songs came out, I have added the year of release.  (Note the paucity of 80s songs, my friends.  Vector’s branching out!)
  2. T-cell got an extra groove in his step when November Rain hit, recalling the (#1 at the time, now a respectable #25 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_music_videos) very expensive video complete with wedding between GnR lead singer Axl Rose and supermodel Stephanie Seymore, at the time his girlfriend (sadly, it didn’t work out):

3.  Some mumble chatter by the over 40 crowd about my choice to not use the Don Henley version of Boys of Summer.  YHC was trying to remain hip and cool (as the kids say, I think) to the younger members of the PAX.

Second Round:  A quick, due to time, shout out to the informal season name.  25 reps each of
F:  Frogs, of the Crunchy Variety
A:  Alternating Side Squats
L:  Lt Dans
L:  LBCs

Sprint like an autumnal (attn: BnB) breeze to the cars.

COT:

  • Thanks for T-cell’s impending new arrival and Blue Mule’s renewal of vows.

Was an honor as always to lead you men this morning. I must say, as the older (NOT elder) statesman of F3 Nashville, I worry that some may see my Q on the calendar and think “Hmm, a lighter day . . . nice!”  So I try to amp up the exercises (while avoiding the running — you’re welcome, Natural Ice).  Based on the Slack post-Q mumble chatter, mission accomplished.  Made this older (NOT old) dude feel a bit better.  

SYITG,
Vector

Starting Over

PAX: Redskull, Cowboy, B&B, Bagger Vance, Toga (QIC), Black Widow, Shoota, Detective Pikachu, Little Show, Clean Plate, Left Twix, Bouchee, Hobby Lobby, T Cell, Hambone, Black Lung, Noble Virus, and various others…

22 redwoods posted to get stronger and focus on working past perceived limits today.  Here’s how it went down:

Preamble then mosey to gravel lot for warmarama.  Mosey to STEM building for modified curb crawls= The standard issue curb crawl up to 7, but the merkins are not executed until everyone is on the line.  Crowd Pleaser!

Mosey to front of STEM school for a little isometric fun= 7 rounds of wall sits and inverted row holds for 30 secs.  Team one holds up the wall while team two holds the top of the row.  Flapjack and repeato for seven cycles.

Mosey to bball court for the ever popular “Death by Shuttle Run”= 10 yd shuttle run adding one rep EMOM.  We started at 5 and went to 15.

On your six for Mary.

COT with YHC taking us out.

NMM: We all have challenges, and we all need to be together when we’re overcoming them.  The PAX put in some solid work today as everyone was pressed to get on the same page to complete the workout.

Stay Classy,

Toga

The Racetrack 2020-9-30

PAX: Hugs not Drugs, Umbrella, Faulkner, Venus, Penny Loafers, Wedding Singer, Olan Mills, Not a Sport, Tampa Libra, Nurse.Rachet, Offshore, Toga

QIC: Boone’s Farm

Disclaimer and mosey to the base of Mt. Parking Garage.

WOR:

  • SSH x20
  • WMH x10
  • LBAC x10 F/R
  • Merkins x10
  • Squats x10

Thang:

Mosey to inside parking deck at bottom of ramp to level 2

  • Burpees x20
  • backpedal up ramp
  • sprint straightaway together

at level 2

  • Merkins x40
  • repeat backpedal and sprint on next level

RnR with

  • Squat jumps x60 (level 3)
  • LBC x80 (level 4)
  • 4-count flutters IC (level 5) – quite popular

After sprint at top of deck, mosey back to bottom for round 2:

RnR with

  • Burpees x10
  • Merkins x20
  • Squat jumps x30
  • LBC x40
  • flutters x50

Mosey back to start right on time.

Announcements: Umbrella and Toga leading book study. See slack posting for details.

Great to be back in the saddle and always an honor to lead.

Boone’s

11s Never Felt So Good

PAX: Not a Sport, Nurse Ratched, Wedding Singer, Toga (QIC), Offshore, Boone’s Farm (KOTTER), Hugs Not Drugs (kotter), Umbrella, Penny Loafers, Venus

Gloom Factor: 70 and Sunny

Ten redwoods moseyed on over to GWP to get a little stronger in the gloom.  Here’s how it went down:

Watch Toga and Not a Sport fail to get the flag in the ground (there may be pills for this?) then mosey to the GWP parking lot for warmarama.  Mosey to playground for 11s=

  • 11s with Pull-ups and merkins
  • Break for Mary
  • 11s with Chin-ups and

Mosey to ballpark for 30 muscle ups then rush it on back to the parking lot for COT, YHC took us out.

NMM:  It’s always an honor to lead, and there was a bigger than usual PAX at the Cow.  New faces, old faces returning and .. Venus.

Stay Classy,

Toga

Weight v Wait Vol. IV

Weight v Wait Vol IV

TEMP: 55
GLOOM FACTOR: Moderate

PAX:
Spanish Fly (FNG), VolDawg (FNG), Honey Do, Blue Mule, Chew Toy, Hambone, Booshay, Det Pikachu, Black Widow, T Cell, Boing, Right Said, Red Skull, Clean Plate, Lil Show, Shootuh, Hack Face, Noble Virus, Rainman, Left Twix, Horse Hockey, Hobby Lobby, Toga, Bambi, Black Lung, Bagger Vance (QIC)

SSH X 13 IC
IW X 13 IC
HB X 13 IC
OK Mornings x 13 IC
WMH X 13 IC

Mosey to Front Parking Lot
Partner up, one F3er and one 413er
Coupons are for the 413er to carry on his own. He may ask for help but the F3 PAX can’t take block without being asked for help.

EVO I –

MERKINS X 13 IC
SQUATS X 13 IC
PLANK JAX X 13 IC
OH PRESS X 13 IC
(PAX w no partner or block performed flutter Kix)

Mosey to the rails by way of the back sidewalk, Iron Mike and wait for the 6

EVO II –

PARTNER PULL-UPS X 13
MIKE TYSONS X 13 IC
CALF RAISES X 13
LATERAL BOUND X 13

Mosey to BUS PARKING LOT

EVO III –

8 COUNT BB X 13 IC
PETER PARKERS X 13 IC
LUNGE N CURL X 13 IC
(OLA DOLLY X 13 IC PAX W/O COUPON)
REVERSE BURPEES X 13 SGL

EVO IV –

ATOMIX X 13 IC
HYDRAULIC SQUATS X 13
BROAD JUMPS X 13 IC
REVERSE SHUFFLE X 13 SGL

Mosey back to STARTEX

PNW46

TIME

NMM:

Weight v Wait Q

We all carry a weight, sometimes its visible like our coupons the 413ers carried. Sometimes its not visible like the dark things we don’t want exposed. Point is, we all have it and we all have others that are here for us to help shoulder that burden. We also wait on what is to come, that which is expected but not seen. We have a faith in something bigger than ourselves that sustains us.

The 413ers have both a Weight and to Wait for the next chapter to unfold. It is our duty as HIM to walk alongside and encourage them.

I was reading Deuteronomy 1:30-31 this am and it reminded me of the waiting we all have to do. The Israelites were waiting on the Promised Land and Moses was reminding them of how God fought for them in Egypt and picked them up as a father does with his child. It just seemed to fit with this am Q.

BH:

Tortoise n Hare on Tuesday.

Praying for Noah and his family.

YHC,
🎒🐜

Coupon Monday

Labor Day Q

Temp: 73
Gloom: Nil

PAX: High Flyer, Big Bang, Works for a Guy, Yard Sale, Venus, Dine n Dash, Tampa Libra, Bagger Vance (QIC)

Disclaimer 0529:30

WOR: Mosey the top loop, grab a block and head to the bus loop.

P1 Works
P2 Runs

R1: Squats
Front x 24
Overhead x 24
Bulgarian x 12 (R/L)
(Flutter Kix)

R2: Hinge
Perfect Mans x 12 (R/L)
Coupon Swings x 24
Dead Lifts x 24
(V Ups)

R3: Press
Chest Press x 24
Thrusters x 24
Merkins x 24
(LBC)

R4: Pull
Curls x 24
Coupon Drags x 12 (R/L)
Bent Rows x 24
(V Ups)

R5: Carry
Lunge Walk Press x 24
Bear Hug (speed bump to speed bump)
Farmer Carry (SB2SB)

Pons back to the shed, PW46

Mary:
Flutter Kix x 24 IC
Merkins 6 SnL IC
LBC x 24 IC
Merkins 6 SnL IC
Pistol LBC x 24 IC
Merkins 6 SnL IC
Ola Dollies x 24 IC
Merkins 6 SnL IC

TIME

NMM:

Hearty group of HIM to honor those who Labor. So great to have one of the OGs, Big Bang back out in The Shire.

BH:

Shirt order still live, link here: https://f3.mudgear.com/products/f3-nashville-records-pre-order-september-2020

Prayers up for the Sinclair family (Ludwig)

Prayers up for the young men who recently graduated 413. We also recently lost Sleeves from this last class. Red Skull is going to assess the demeanor on campus today and I will give y’all an update.

YHC,
🎒🐜

Stairmaster

PAX: Umbrella, Ponzi, Quiver, Ginger, Hugs not Drugs, Venus, Penny loafers, Black widow, Boone’s Farm, Not a sport, Olan Mills (QIC)

Disclaimer and mosey to the base of Mt. Parking Garage.

Warm-o-rama:

  • SSH x 15
  • Good Mornings x10
  • Willie Mays Hays x10
  • Baby Arm circles x10….Reverse x10

Thang:

  • Freddie Mercury x1 min
  • Flutter Kicks x 1 min
  • Leg Lifts x 1 min
  • J-Lo’s x 1 min
  • LBC’s x 1 min

Head for the stairs

  • Hustle up the stairs…25 Alternating Shoulder Taps
  • Hustle to other stairwell…25 Burpees
  • Bottom of stairwell…25 Derkins, 25 Aerkins
  • Hustle back over to starting position and commence 5 minutes of Mary

Rinse & Repeat with 20, 15 reps

 

Say Cheese

PAX: Toga, Not-a-Sport, Hugs Not Drugs, Penny Loafers, Black Widow, Offshore, Olan Mills (QIC)

Disclaimer and roll to the park.

Warm-o-rama

  • SSH x20
  • Good Mornings x10
  • Willie x10
  • BAC x10…reverse x10
  • Merkins x10

Thang:

  • 5 x Burpees
  • 5 x Tony’s
  • 10 x Burpees
  • 20 x Crunches
  • 20 x Burpees
  • 30 x 4-Count Flutter Kicks
  • 0.4 mi loop and get ready to go again

Rinse & Repeat x3

Prep for mosey back to parking lot

  • Launch with 10 Merkins
  • Next stop 10 Merkins + 20 Squats
  • + 30 Crunches
  • + 40 American Hammers
  • + 10 Burpees

…and we’re done.

Pleasure to lead you men today.

I’m a loner Dottie. A rebel.

PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, 6 Degrees, 40 Minutes, Hot Route, Brother-at-law, YHC

Disclaimer, quick mosey around the adjacent building, and back to startex. YHC provided a heartwarming backstory for the Vagrant Records tribute and WOR commenced.

20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings oyo, 10 lbac each way, 10 slow and low squats.

THANG:
50 squats, 40 big boy situps, 30 merkins, 20 v-ups, 10 burpees, run the loop x 4. YHC allowed for a 30-minute cap and all pax beat that.

At this point 40 minutes gave a hearty ‘Great Q!’ to YHC who then informed him we still had 15 minutes left. Hell, we hadn’t even made it to Dashboard Confessional yet.

In honor of Vagrant Records industry-leading compilation albums – 5 Years on the Streets, Another Year on the Streets, Another Year on the Streets Volume 2, and Another Year on the Streets Volume 3 we did two rounds of the VAGRANT with 8 reps each (1 for each year on the street).

V: V-Up
A: Aligator Merkin
G: God Bless America
R: Reverse Crunch
A: Angle Grinder
N: Never Cross Dolly
T: The BUT KIS

COT:
– 9/11 Convergenz details coming soon
– IronPax Challenge @ Detention on Mondays
– Prayers for Ludwig and his family

Honored to lead and thrilled to share an important part of 16-year-old me. Here is the playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1KNphEkOuDOT5UXM4GCC6T?si=uinfJaxLTZ6_yGEHg5I8nA

Bomber – 08.21.2020 – “Three 6 M.A.F.I.A.”

14 PAX survived a hit job by the “3-6 Mafia” at Bomber today.

QIC: Princess Aurora

PAX: BnB, DFrost, Drago, Hambone, Michelin Man, Pumpkin Spice, Right Said, Salpal, Siri, T-Cell, The Nanny, Toothless, Vector

THE THANG:

Quick mosey and circle up in the lower lot for:

  • SSH x 36
  • LBAC F x 10
  • Air Press x 10
  • LBAC R x 10
  • SnL Squat x 10

Mosey to upper lot and line up along curb for today’s timed grinder inspired by the number 36. With a timer set for 36 minutes, PAX complete 36 laps (18 yards to cone and back). EMOM, PAX will stop where they are to complete 36 reps of the exercises below, rotating through the letters each minute. Once all laps were complete, PAX were free to use the remaining time within each round however they saw fit. All wisely chose to rest.

  • Merkins
  • Ab Thrusters
  • Flutter Kicks (36 e/s)
  • Iron Mikes (18 e/s)
  • Alabama Prom Dates

I can only hope most heeded my advice to get as many laps in that first minute before the beep because most PAX were averaging around 2 laps per minute after the first beep. That rest time came in extra handy by round 5. Alas, YHC failed to get us started on the main event in time go through the seventh and final round, but we appropriately aborted the mission to Kenny Rogers singing “know when to fold ’em.” All in, we had 180 of each exercise.

With just a couple of minutes to go, we chose to focus on one core (hip flexors?) exercise for the remainder of the workout and performed for the entire 2:43 duration of Frank Sinatra’s tune, “Hello, Dolly.” You can guess the exercise.

COT/BOM

MOLESKINE:

While not quite as stupid as last year’s Mt. Covenant birthday challenge, I was pleased with how wiped I felt following this one. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I know my hindquarters will be yelling at me this afternoon. I’ll shut them up with some birthday cold ones.

With the exception of Three 6 Mafia, today’s playlist featured songs performed by musicians with whom I share a birthday.

  1. “Doe Boy Fresh” – Three 6 Mafia, Chamillionaire
  2. “I’m So Bored With the U.S.A.” – The Clash (Joe Strummer, guitar – 8/21/1952)
  3. “Chop Suey!” – System of a Down (Serj Tankian, vocals – 8/21/1967)
  4. “Stormbringer” – Deep Purple (Glenn Hughes, bass – 8/21/1951)
  5. “Smack My Bitch Up” – The Prodigy (Liam Howlett, producer – 8/21/1971)
  6. “Only the Young” – Journey (Steve Smith, drums – 8/21/1954)
  7. “High Horse” – Kacey Musgraves* – 8/21/1988
  8. “The Gambler” – Kenny Rogers – 8/21/1938
  9. “Hello, Dolly!” – Frank Sinatra (Count Basie, bandleader – 8/21/1904)

*Shoutout to Venus who co-wrote this delicious pop hit

BULLHORN:

TAPs for Crablegs as they are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first soft shell crab. (2.0 has a chance to be in *great* birthday company, Crabby!)

Thank you all for your friendship, wisdom, humor, insight, and motivation. I’ll be counting on it to help make this 37th year a good one.

PA out.