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The Avengers

QIC: Co-Q with Black Lung and Yosef

PAX: King, Ace, Jack, Iditarod, Aristotle, Dolly, NPR, Scraps

The Gloom finally got breath of fall this morning, with temps in the low 50s.

Warm o Rama
Small lap around the parking area
Willie Mays hays x 10 +Forward arm circles
Willie Mays Hays x 10 + backward arm circles
Hillbillies x 15
Good mornings x 12

The Thang: Black Lung expressed his interest in superheroes as a kid, so PAX was going to do some superhero training

Spiderman Merkins x 20 (left knee to left arm while completing a merkin, switch on next merkin, rinse repeat)

Superman: Y planks roll into V-ups x20

Flash: long run around the parking lot x1

Hulk: Broad jumps from light pole near where PAX was parked 3 light poles down. Iditarod reminded us that even superheroes slip up during this one.

Circle of Pain #1: Black Lung brought out some coupons in the form of 20lb dumbbells, and advised all superheroes have cut abs. Sat in close proximity to other PAX and did ab twits and passed the coupons around, switching direction at Q’s whim. It was noticeable this morning that PAX did not save their farts for the fartsack, but brought them to this COP. Q called it when he felt was appropriate.

At this point, the conn was given to co-Q Yosef

Yosef reminded PAX that heroes are strong and have endurance. As such, completed a variation of the Bojangles.
Sprint the straight of the parking lot aisle, then drop for 5 Merkins at the end. Complete the 5 Merkins and then BearCrawl to the start of the next sprint, which was two aisle away. Q ordered PAX to plank until all PAX caught up. Rinse and repeat x2 except with Crawl Bears to complete the lap.

Yosef attempted again help get the PAX superhero abs with another Circle of Pain #2.
Quarter sit-ups x25
Half sit-ups x25
Full WWII sit-ups x25
Flutter kicks x20 in cadence
Scissor kicks x20 in cadence
Reverse sit ups x25
Bicycles OYO x50

Time ran out before Yosef could finish the ab work required by superheroes, but PAX will live to fight another day.

CoT and BoM: Black Lung reminded us to slow down and remember who the real superhero is, and it isn’t one of the PAX.

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I love the 90’s volume 1

PAX: Funyuns, D’Mish,  FTTA, Night Stand, Frugal, Blood Clot, Big Stick, Calf Killer, Caps Lock, Big Bang, Cinderella, Dr. Smart, Blue Mule, Too Tall, Tampa Libra.

QIC: Tampa Libra

Quick circle up with SSH IC X 18

Mosey to weight room to acquire all the 20-30 lb dumbbells (and some kettlebells). Head out to the field.

THANG:

1 person on sled sprints while the group performs a dumbbell circuit until sledder returns.

Sled round 1: 90lbs on the sled for 20 yards push, 20 yards pull back

Sled round 2: 45lbs on the sled for 30 yards push, 30 yards pull back

Sled round 3 was to be empty sled for 40 yards push, 40 yards back (making a total of 90 yards push and 90 yards pull) but for time we modified to a group 40 yard sprint down and 40 yards back.

DB circuit:  Hammer curl, merkin, shoulder press, goblet squat, single arm row, imperial march, lunge, American hammer, 9 cregans (push up, row each side, pop up, curl, press, lunge each leg). I believe we made it through 4 rounds of this, cutting the last set of cregans to 3 for time sake.

Hustle back to the weight room to drop off dumbbells and down to the amphitheater (FTTA renamed the tampa-theater) 3 minutes abs. 55 second single leg low plank, 55 second other single leg low plank, 10 second rest, 60 second high plank.

COT with no announcements, prayer time, finish up in the teachers break-room for coffee and gossip.

 

 

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Good Morning Vietnam

QIC: Air Wolf

PAX: Airwolf, Sea Gull, Iditarod, Dolly, G-String, Papa Juan, Scraps, Woodshed, Ace, Schnitzel, Grohl, Mr Roboto, Aristotle

Warm Up Lap
Stretch OYO

The Thang
1 Mi run Courthouse to Oaklands
Spiderman Crawl/Pushups to All Along the Watchtower in intervals
Descending Circuit Start with 7 Work down to 1 Squat Jumps, V-Ups, Push Jacks.
200m run each circuit
1Mi run back to courthouse together as PAX

COT: Air Wolf shared about need to be devoted to Christ over ones political views regardless of what personal bent was. prayer for pax.

Iditarod translated this message for Air Wolf with some emphasis added.

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Good things from pumpkins

PAX: Foggy Pirate, Fuego, Erector Set, Big Stick, Toga, Venus/Razor

QIC: Toga

5 unsuspecting PAX members and one Q showed up to keep the walls of JTM Middle upright in the gloom.  Here’s how it went down:

Warmup COP: SSH, hillbillies.., usual stuff

Thang: Mosey to the front of the school for quad fest ’17= 20 alternating lunges (4 count) and 30 sec wall sit. 19 alternating lunges (4 count) and 30 sec wall sit.  Continue to 1 lunge and final wall sit.

Mosey to parking lot for high knees, side shuffles, karaoke, and then circle up for Mary= flutter kicks, bridges, pole smokers (vertical and then alternating sides), WWII

NMM:  Isn’t it a bit late in October for that humidity?  C’est la vie.  Quad Fest is always a hoot as the PAX almost immediately sees what they have in front of them.  When the Q asked for jokes to help pass the time during the wall sits, the PAX was graced with the presence of multiple cars arriving to watch the PAX get through the sets.  Was it a drug deal, pumpkin sellers there to make sure we didn’t pilfer a pile, or Venus’ parents?  Many theories were discussed.

Whoever has Q tomorrow, know that the crew from The Skunk did no upper body work.  Game on for tomorrow.

Stay Classy,

Toga

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DBMS – Donuts, Backpedals, Merkins and Squats

PAX
Donuts (Co-Q), Calfkiller, Dr. Smartt, Cinderella, Black Widow, Frugal MacDougal, Bigs Dick, Jigsaw, Venus, Captain Emilio, Tampa Libra, Nightstand, Binary, Prevac, FNG Hurricane Joel, DMD, CCR (YHC)

Seeing the calendar was open for this am, Donuts and I decided to grab as a CO-Q at the last minute.  16 came out to see what we came up with.  Many did not.  After a worm welcome to FNG Andy Wicke soon to be named Hurricane Joel and some questions on the whereabouts of Chatty Cathy, Foggy Pirate and FTTAL, we got to work with 10 burpees on your own and a mosey up to the east endzone on THE HILL.

WOR
SSH x20 IC
WMH x10 IC
GM x10 IC
Slow and Low Merkins x10 IC
Mountain Climbers x10 IC
WWI Situps x20 OYO

PAX back on their feet for some good old fashioned up/downs. We got in about 15 reps before we were off on a mosey down to the lower field/track.

THE THANG (PART 1)
PAX lined up shoulder to shoulder on the sideline.
Round 1: Burpee broad jump the width of the field, 25 WWI situps on the other side and a 3/4 speed run for 200M around the track when finished. Flutter kicks for the 6 at the starting point.
Round 2: Backpedal suicide. Go to near numbers and back, midfield and back, far numbers and back and finish at opposite end of field. 25 American Hammers OYO followed by a 200M 3/4 speed run around the track. Flutter kicks for the 6 at the starting point.

Mosey up the stairs and back to the east endzone…reigns handed to Donutz.

THE THANG (PART 2)
PAX line up shoulder to shoulder on the goal line. Run to 10 YD line, 10 merkins, backpedal to goal line, 10 deep(ish) squats. Run to 20 YD line, 20 merkins, backpedal back to goal line, 20 deep squats. Repeat every 10 yards with reps matching the number of the yard line you were on. There was some major confusion at midfield when there was no 50 on the turf, but I think the fellas figured it out. This sucked by the way. Chest is not in good shape right now. SSH for the 6 which was also not fun. All in…one more time all you got 100 YDs down and back. Time for 6 minute abs…

MARY
In true Donuts fashion we started with GMs followed by WMH. Freddy Mercuries, Mariah Careys, One-legged Mariahs, Scoripions and pickle pounder stretch with mandatory eye contact all followed. We ended with some short and tall flutter kicks in cadence. Done.

COT/BOM on Football Field
Welcome Hurricane Joel, DMD…a group EH and fairly new CH resident. Great to have him out. Dr. Wisdom and Dr. Jisdom (combo of joel and wisdom for you sickos) were close runners. Continued prayers for the Kemps during their travels.

BULLHORN
First Friday lunch tomorrow at The Cookery on 12 Avenue S. Plenty of room, good food, good mission and great conversation. If you haven’t been, you should check it out. If you have, you should go back.

Get your gear orders in. The only two orders are by Venus and he is starting to think this is a joke. Orders close next week, so go on there and do it now while you are thinking about it. We will post the link on slack again to make it easy.

MOLESKINE
I can speak for Donuts when I say that we both love The Hill. Thanks Frugal for starting this thing and keeping it running so well. Pleasure leading there for the first time today…keep an eye out for Tampa Libra next week.

CHEERS,
CCR+Donuts/The Missionary/D’Missionary/D’Mish

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Beasts of the Morning

QIC: Yosef
Conditions: Perfect conditions, cool and dark, some moonlight
PAX: NPR, Airwolf, Grohl, Dolly, Scraps, Aristotle, Black Lung, Schnitzel

Warm-0-rama: Obligatory lap around the parking lot
20x Side straddle hops
10x Willie Mays Hays w/ forward arm circles
10x Willie Mays Hays w/ backwards arm circles

Pax was eager to let the beast out, so blended COP and WOR. Iditarod’s famed Blutooth speaker was not in attendance, so Yosef improvised by going back to his high school days. Opened the doors & trunk to his vehicle and cranked it to 11.

King Kong – Bare & Datsik

PAX performed Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly’s, or chest beaters until they heard the words “King Kong.” Each King Kong = 3x Monkey Humpers. This makes for a decent amount of Monkey Humpers (read thigh burning).

Took the PAX on a quick trip to the Bermuda Triangle. 10 Merkins at Point A, Bear Crawl to point B. 10 Squats at Point B, Bearcrawl to point C. 10 Burpees at Point C, Bearcrawl back to Point A. Rinse and Repeat x3. Confirmed some PAX got lost in there, but remainder of PAX helped them escape.
There was much midwife noises and mumblechatter about thighs during this one.

Played Catch Me if You Can around the parking lot. Pairs of 2, Person A does 5 Merkins, Person B moseys around the lot. Once Person A completes Merkins, they sprint to catch Person B and tag them. Roles reverse. Rinse and repeat until lap is complete.

Played Catch Us if You Can around the parking lot next. Groups of 3, Person A does 5 full crunches, Person B fireman carries Person C around the parking lot. Person A sprints to catch B & C, and tags up. C drops and begins crunches, Person A carries Person B, cycle repeats until full lap around lot is complete.

Had a couple minutes left so Q led the PAX in Flutter Kicks x20, Hello Dollys x20.

COT and BOM – Prayed for continued discipline in the men in our spiritual lives, not just the physical one.

Tclaps to Dolly for returning for his 2nd workout in the same week.

Bullhorn: Any PAX interested in some basketball this Sunday with your F3 brothers? Holler @ Yosef or Pharaoh.

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Titan 10/04/17

Q: Crawfish

PAX: Bicentennial Man, Blue Mule, Stein, Jackpot, Tesla, Big Brother, Reveille, Right Said

Lots of new faces today. Introductions were made and we were off.

Mosey down around new amphitheater and back to the south lawn.

Warmorama: GMA x 10IC, SSH x 20IC, Toy soldiers x 10IC, BAC F/R x 10IC, Seal claps x 10IC, WMH x 10 IC

Mosey to swing sets for some circuits: Pull-ups x 5, Hanging knees to elbows x 10, Swerkins x 15, Jump squats x 20, LBCs x 25. R&R but sub burpees for knees to elbows. Slow recovery mosey around playground then R&R again.

Mosey to the parthenon. Lunge walk to the opposite end.

Seeing the red, white & blue lights decorating the parthenon, what else could we do but Merkins. 10 merkins, run across the lawn, 9 merkins, run, 8 merkins, etc, etc.

Short recovery then AYG to the top of the Parthenon Ave hill & 10 burpees.

Mary: Flutter kicks x 20IC, American hammers x 20IC, 2min plank progression.

COT: Nice work today men. Great to have all the new guys out. Keep working hard and you will get better. It is an honor to lead you. Sign up for GrowRuck. Continue to pray for The Kemps, Texas, Florida and Vegas.

SYITG,

Crawfish

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LOOOOOOONNNNNGGG Mosey

October 3, 2017

QIC: Iditarod

PAX: Yosef, Aristotle, Woodshed, Papa Juan, Grohl, CDL, NPR, G-String, Scraps, Dolly (FNG), Air Wolf (LIFO)

In the mood for something different YHC decided for a change of scenery.

Obligatory lap around the courthouse scanning for stragglers.  Only Garage BARRE practitioners in sight.  Extra long mosey down main st with a couple of stops for various warm up exercises along the way.   Mainly squats.

Stop at field adjacent to CMS for …..

WOR

SSH x 10 IC

WMH x 10 IC

BAC x 10 IC

RBAC x 10 IC

Imperial Walkers x 10 IC

Hill Billies x 10 IC

Squats x 10 IC Slow and low

Mosey to playground near the Presbyterian Church-AKA the nearest unguarded swingset to the Boro AO

The Thang:

Swingset thrusters x 10 OYO

Dips x 10 OYO

Merkins x 10 OYO

Rinse and Repeat 3 rounds

Swingset thrusters x 10 OYO

Lt. Dans x 10 OYO

Dips x 10 OYO

Rinse and Repeat 3 rounds

Long Mosey back with multiple stops for Squats of varying number in cadence and not IC.  Pax mostly thankful no Monkey Humpers were involved.

MARY: Around the world pick your own ab exercise.  Only made it halfway around before time.  Several pax neglected instuctions to keep count below 20 for selected ab exercise.

COT: Payer for PAX and for Leadership in our homes and communities.

Moleskin:  Welcome FNG Dolly  whom YHC mistakenly called out upon arrival “Are you wearing Khaki shorts.”  They were indeed khaki in color.

 

 

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That sounds brutal, I like it.

    PAX: see picture + BV + Blackwater…BB might never get posted if I tried to name everyone

QIC: Books-a-Million & Olan Mills

24 unsuspecting HIM did not know what they were getting themselves into this morning, but knew it was going to make them better……but at burpees?!?

WOR:
Short mosey around the parking lot
circle up
SSH x10
Willie Mays Hays x10
Good Mornings x10
Mountain Climbers x10
Air Chair – hold deep squat, air claps in cadence x15 (thanks to BV)

THANG:
Mosey to coupon shed
Slaughter Starter 10 mins
20 burpees / min OYO rest for balance of minute x10
— can’t do 20, do 15…can’t do 15, do 10

partner-up
head to top of the hill…Partner 1 grab coupon on the way

Partner 11’s
partner 1 -w/ coupon runs down the hill, 1 jump squat  (work up)
partner 2 -11 hanging toe touches (work down), flutter kick waiting for partner

Mosey back to parking lot for some sprints and WWI’s

MARY:
Flutter Kicks x30
J-Lo’s x15
Plank and hold
10 Merkins OYO

Announcements:
GrowRuck event in November
Continued prayes for Greasetrap and family

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Reminiscing of the early F3 Nashville days when things were hard

Conditions:  Pleasant, calm, 60 degrees,  a sleeveless KeyLargo type of morning.

MC early: Funyuns reminiscing oh how YHC wears weird cloths / shoes to STH, CalfKiller giving some nice long hugs to Yardsale, FD’s coffee is primed on the back of his truck, but YHC has a feeling that we’ll run into him at the bottom of the ninth.

8 PAX Double in the last 3 minutes, thankfully to make 16ish

PAX: Cowboy, Kathy, Prevac, Yard sale, Unbrella, Karamazov, PSL, Razor, BlackLung, Nightstand, Bagger Vance, Floppy Disk, Calfkiller, Cinderella, Funyuns, CapsLock, Binary and YHC

COP: Short slow lap around church     

37 SSH  IC

37 Burpies  IC ( IC so PSL didn’t have to wait 5 min for YHC )

Bluetooth time: “Mountain Dew”   

Oldie but goodie. PAX perform MTN CLMrs entire song and give Q a Merkin when MTN Dew is said

OK count off into groups of 4 and each group grab a log    

Mosey to the Valley next to the Horse parking lot

THANG: 4 PAX = 4 Exercises rotate through all

#1 Lunge up the hill 

#2 Broadjump up hill

#3 Roll Log up hill 

#4 Crawbear up hill

YHC was surprised how fast the Valley work went so……

Group Log sit ups. each grp of 4 PAX created an “+” and then did a WW2 and passed log to PAX to his right. This didnt last long, YHC takes blame for the mess.

Change of plans. Line up on one side of parking lot and Burpie broad jump to the tower (aprrox 60-80yds)

Back to the start for next group work.

PAX#1 Sprint to Tower and back

PAX#2 Thruster with Log

PAX#3 J-Los

Pax#4 180° jump squats.

rotate through all stations.

RNR

Back to the Valley for an encore.  Crawlbear all together to top, and grab your logs and back to start.

Finale: Bill Withers “Lovely Day”

Low plank and give Bill a Merkin everytime lovey day is said. Oh and hold that last note.

Moleskin/COT: Thanks for “bearing” with me this morning. YHC hates seeing his number increase, but happy to start it off right with some HIMs.

Prayers for Kemps, Vegas, F3 Houston and the other F3 Brothers we have lost this year.

Upcoming:

WarPath Sat 10-7-17 5am start @ pinkerton in Franklin  hit me up and we can talk.

GrowRuck 11-17-17

Reach Out, Lift Up, and know that God is Good all the time.

Sparty On