Stonewall 6 miler

Date: 2026-03-21 AO: Stonewall Q: Jason Callen (Deep Dish) , PAX: Juicy J, Floppy Disk, Down Under, Jason Callen (Deep Dish), Lights out, baggervance FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
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THE THANG: 6 miler to Negley and back to Sevier
MOLESKINE: Coffeeteria
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers up!
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Eddy Pitmaster throwdown

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
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Piglet Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-19 AO: The Knoll Q: Piglet , PAX: Piglet, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: excellent
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, various stretches
THE THANG: Cone 1 – burpees, run to Cone 2- Abs – repeat process until death. Mixed in mike tysons, merkins, and burpees. Solid classic beatdown
MOLESKINE: Piglet’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s flatulating sounds

Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed

Pebbles Beatdown

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Knoll Q: Pebbles , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Pebbles, AAA, Étouffée FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: 50 ish
WARMUP: side straddle hops, various stretches
THE THANG: Rotating merkins, pullups, abs, dips, lunges. Rotate based on group run up to the fire hydrant.
MOLESKINE: Pebble’s words of wisdom – Check up on your friends. Lots of folks struggling right now.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads – check slack
COT: Prayers up!
PLAYLIST: rock ‘n roll, alternative rock, and some Creed!

[The Eddy] Eddy Sunday Ruck

Date: 2026-03-22 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: great
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Snake Stories galore!
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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Titan

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Titan Q: Vector , PAX: Vector, Choo Choo, Bubbles – Tyler (Franklin, TN), Roughage, Pep, Papa Bear, Sherlock, White Belt, Black Lung, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Squatter, CubCadet, GMA, Deuce, Ramrod, Speechless, Real Nemo Rubicon FNGs: None COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: A perfect spring morning.
YHC was planning a spring based theme but the playlist wasn’t giving me A+ vibes. So we pivoted to recognize a music great on his 79th birthday: Sir Reginald Dwight aka Elton John.
WARMUP: Mosey to Parthenon for SSH, LBAC, Seal claps, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Nightclubs, Reverse LBAC, Squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to hill. ELTONs: 79 reps of each exercise with a sprint up the hill in between.
Excellent Form Squats (see Squatter) Lunges Thrusters Overhead Press Normal merkins
Pause for 7 burpees to celebrate Black Lung’s arrival as per AOQ edict
Mosey to Parthenon to play PIANO. Partner up. One runs around monument while other does:
Plank Incline merkins Asskickers Normal squats Overhead press
Mary at Startex.
MOLESKINE: Had a great crew of DR/WL out at Titan representing Chicago, Dallas, California, and Franklin TN. A lot of pressure on Q to make sure folks get in a good workout. Intentionally stayed in front of Parthenon so our guests could experience a pretty cool AO view.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Note: Bomber :bomb: convergence with Handsomizer ⚽️ this week so don’t go to McCabe or u will be sad.
COT: Prayers for Aurora, Polly, Mark and those unnamed aloud in our hearts. Prayers for reason and compassionate leadership in our world.
PLAYLIST: All by Sir Elton :eyeglasses::musical_keyboard::sparkles: Rocket Man I’m Still Standing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Don’t Go Breaking My Heart Tiny Dancer Crocodile Rock Bennie and the Jets Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting Someone Saved My Life Tonight

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-03-25 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Smokehouse, EZ-Go, moneyshot, Harry Caray, Cowboy, Tinkertoy, Down Under FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Tortoise and Hair

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Stronghold Q: Red Skull , PAX: Hipster, Crawlspace, Brown Slip, Red Skull, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Barney, Decaf, Right Said, Wham-O, Stir Fry, Angry Bird, Groot, T-Bone, Turkey, Hot Topic, Cheese Wiz, Holy Water, Mater FNGs: None COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: A very cold and dark 43 degrees with a much lower “feels like” temperature.
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches, WMH
THE THANG: RUN!!! 3 miles around the 4:13 Strong campus.
MOLESKINE: We had 3 men set a new PR this morning, one of which was a new fastest time for this class. Holy Water coming in at a fast 23:30!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 Strong Standing Strong Dinner at Rocketown is two weeks away. Secure you spot be registering now. Once the table is full, the spots are gone!
COT: Prayers for strength, truth and wisdom.
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[The Discipline] Coupons for the Course

Date: 2026-03-24 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Mr. Pancake, Rob (named Locksmith) FNGs: 1 Rob (named Locksmith) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, good mornings, Willie may hayes, runners pose. Mosey.
THE THANG: Coupons everywhere. Pull-ups while others do merkins, tire throws as a timer while the rest do merkins, squats, reverse lunges, overhead presses. Mosey with coupons to dip bars where we did 5 dips, 5 knees to chest, 10 rows then repeat. Over to an Indian run with the coupons with stops for decline and incline merkins, squats, OH presses. Back to start for LBC, WWI sit ups, bananas, and Superman’s.
MOLESKINE: Hope it’s the hardest thing you have to do today/week/month/etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers tonight. Whites creek OTB, Sunday White House Ruck OTB.
COT: prayers for Mr Pancakes girls’ tryouts, and his job. For those in a tough time.
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