The Thawing of Atlantis

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: atlantis Q: Squatter PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, frozen mist
WARMUP: SSH High knees Butt-kickers WMH-RS-Twist Merkins Squats
THE THANG: SB Clean & Press KB Swings Front squats with block Tricep extensions with DB Mosey X2
SB Deadlifts KB Shoulder Rows Curls with block American hammers with DB Mosey X2
SB Lunges KB Single Arm Rows Chest press with block Flutter Kicks with DB Mosey
Burpees Jump squats Merkins with toe touch Side lunges Mosey
MOLESKINE: PAX shared gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Tailgate coffee

The “I gotta spot” workout

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: the-knoll Q: Juicy J PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Frosty 21
WARMUP: Side straddle hops – Baby arm circles – Backpacks – Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: – World War I– 3 min – (8) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90% – Sprint 7-8: who knows – Little baby crunches – 3 min – (8) 50yd sprints (same format) – LBC’s – 3 min – Repeat cycle – Leg raises – Flutter kicks – Air squats
MOLESKINE: Liberterian vs Dem vs Maga views (time to bounce back tomorrow Lol)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: “wifey needs the truck!”

The hearty three

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: greenmachine Q: Pep PAX: Shania, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cold but not windy
WARMUP: – SSH (obligatory) – Imperial walkers – Willie Mays Hayes – Good mornings
THE THANG: Deck of death Suites: – diamond: wide grip merican – Heart: American hammers – Spade: lt Dan – Club: diamond merican
Caveats: – numbers 2, 3, 4 are run around parking lot – Face cards are 15 count – Aces: wild – flipper if card chooses exercise and count
COT: Oops didn’t do it. My fault. Too focused on the chairs Shania had and the fancy coffee brought by esposa and Shania

Cold Iron

Date: 2026-01-28 AO: titan Q: SalPal PAX: Pep, Chunks, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Freezing fog sighted
WARMUP: Careful weighted slowsy to Parthenon + SSH + WMH + Good mornings + merkins + squats
THE THANG: EMOM, 6 rounds: 10 Burpees Wall Sits 15 KB Swings 15 Squat thrusters Planks
MOLESKINE: good mumblechatter. Playlist grade: N/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See slack, shieldmock, after hours, holy smokers, etc
COT: gratitude for the men and women getting Nashville back on its feet. Career and work.

Sprints + Abs

Date: 2026-01-28 AO: insane_train Q: Juicy J PAX: Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: 15 and calm
WARMUP: – Side straddle hops – Baby arm circles – Backpacks – Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: – World War II’s – 3 min – (6) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90% – Little baby crunches – 3 min
– (6) 50yd sprints (same format) increase intensity
– Burpees – 3 min – Repeat cycle until 10 min remaining
FINISHER – Leg raises – World War I’s – Box cutters
MOLESKINE: self reflection with my invisible friend
ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPax sucks in the ice

No snow yet, hambone

Date: 2026-01-24 AO: the-castle Q: Pep PAX: Squatter, Chunks, Hipster, Steely, Brown Slip, Butterfingers, Horizon, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Cold and wind. Really cold
WARMUP: SSH Imperial walkers Willie Mayes Hayes Mosey around track
THE THANG: Dora: Movement started as bear crawl Movement turned into Bernie and side shuffle as the pax decided they were freed to lead and wanted to keep the wind out of their face – 100: windshield wiper – 200: hand release merican – 300: lt Dan
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smoker Feb 19 at hipsters in Inglewood
COT: Mr pancake job search, has some interviews this coming week Brown slip’s daughter. Think they found the cause of her ailment.

Igloo Building Prep

Date: 2026-01-23 AO: bomber Q: DintyMoore PAX: Squatter, Firefox, Pep, Puzzlah, Tim the Toolman, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Decent
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, WMH, Good Mornings
THE THANG: Thang 1 Swings – 10 reps Cleans – 10 reps Squats – 10 reps Rev. Lunges – 10 reps Rows – 10 reps Merkins – 10 reps
Lap after each set
Thang 2 Hammers Flutters Mountain Climbers Prom Dates Freddy Mercury Hello Dolly
Lap after each set
MOLESKINE: Stay safe this weekend
ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax #holysmokers after-hours
COT: Pep having tough conversation with friend and we were happy to see CubCadet at Coffeeteria

Sandbags and Stairs

Date: 2026-01-23 AO: handsomizer Q: Natural Ice PAX: CubCadet, SalPal, Salami, Spinal_Tap, Natural Ice FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Chilly
WARMUP: SSH, Stretchin, Merkins, Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Sandbags and Stairs
Pax split into two groups at the top of the stairs
Group 1 took one of non cinderblock coupons (40′ sand bag, 30′ ruck sack, 20′ ruck sack, 15′ weight vest) Group 2 stayed La Natural
Pax ran down the stairs, Group 1 performed 5 weighted squats at the base, Group 2 performed 5 burpees. On the return Group 2 Bunny Hopped up the Stairs (to make up for their lack of added weight)
Pax then switched, with Group 2 now carrying the weight, and repeated.
In between rounds PAX rested with 10 WW1s in cadence.
subsequent rounds involved bear crawls and lunges
Merry ended with a Pax calling out an exercise for the group while they performed 5 sand bag burpees.
MOLESKINE: Stairs are better with weight!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 After hours – Ephesians Bible study is happening
COT: Prayers for everyone on the street in the cold this weekend.

Shanty to a Pain Island Beatdown

Date: 2026-01-22 AO: thestronghold Q: Brown Slip PAX: Barney, Decaf, Red Skull, Young and Restless, Right Said, Dan Tanna, Dan and Dave, Fingertips, Torta, Zoomie, Pom Pom, Puff Puff, Slurpy, Chicken Little, Stir Fry, Guppy, Duncan, Papa Bear, Sticky Fingers, The Count FNGs: None COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: High Seas, Moist, Misty, Damp – Perfect for setting sail
WARMUP: SSH – 20 IC Arm Circles – 10 forward / 10 backward Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
THE THANG: Collect Coupons and mosey to basketball court, circle up – Provided instruction
The Thar She Blows Circuit – As Many Reps as Possible * Each song has different instructions *
“Wellerman” • Coupon Thrusters (squat + overhead press) • Every chorus = 5 burpees without coupon
20 Windmills – led by Young and Restless + 20 Count Recovery
“Drunken Sailor” • Coupon Swings (kettlebell swings) • Every “early in the morning” = 5 coupon curls
20 SSH – led by Puff Puff (because Bedazzle Fart Sacked) 20 Count
“Roll the Old Chariot Along” • Coupon Goblet Squats • Every “roll along”= 5 coupon overhead presses
20 Rosalitas – led by Red Skull (delegated by Puff Puff) 20 Count
“South Australia” • Coupon Deadlifts (not really) • Every “South Australia” = 10 coupon rows (pretty much the whole song)
20 Monkey Humpers – led by Torta 20 Count
“Fish in the Sea” • Coupon plank hold during verses • At each “Windy Weather” chorus = 10 coupon push-ups
The Count – 20 Count + Ahh Ahh Ahh after each number (because Sesame Street)
“Paddy Lay Back” • WW1 Sit-ups with coupon Yelled “SWITCH”to alternate • Leg Lifts with coupon held overhead
FINISHER: Circle up | Count 1 / 2 – 1’s Keep Coupons – tighten up the circle
“Haul and Drag” • American Hammer w/ Coupons = Pass to the left
COOL DOWN: “Randy Dandy Oh” • Mosey back to the flag & return coupons
“John Kanaka” • Stretch hamstrings, shoulders, and back
90 Second Buyout = 18 burpees
MOLESKINE: • Always be prepared to lead, you never know when you will be called on to fill in for someone who Fart Sacked – Great job Puff Puff! • When asked to pick a number at the end of a workout, pick low. • Now everyone knows what sea shanties are!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check Slack
COT: • Prayers for end of life of family member • Prayers for beginning of new life and family • Prayers for health & guidance

Push it

Date: 2026-01-22 AO: the-knoll Q: Pebbles PAX: Étouffée, AAA, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold then really foggy
WARMUP: Lots of things then jog to the stop sign
THE THANG: 11s Merkins and Carolina Dry Socks 10 dips, 10 incline Merkins, 10 decline Merkins for 1-minute 30 seconds rest Repeat 10 times
MOLESKINE: Lots of push ups. Lactic acid is a real thing
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Keep pushing