Category: Detention

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Death and Taxes

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Winona, Deep State, Accounts Receivable, Matador, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: gloom no more

WARMUP: mosey
20 SSH
10 LBAC F
10 OH Press
10 OH Clap
10 Seal clap
10 Moroccan night clubs
10 LBAC R

THE THANG: Dora 1,2,3

100 Irkins (really did dirkins but that messed with the acronym)
200 Really big boy sit ups
300 Squats
Partner ran a lap in the pavilion

Sprints up a hill

2:24 plank

5MoM

A few burpees to close

MOLESKINE: great job coming out on a Monday morning!!! I enjoyed leading you all

ANNOUNCEMENTS: plankpril

COT: Pedialyte sister-in-law’s pregnancy
Matador praise for community and fitness
Grape grace in fatherhood

:grapes:

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March Madness 1994

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, Cowboy, Deep State, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, moneyshot, Movin On Up, Right Said, Topanga, Matador
FNGs: 1 Matador
COUNT: 12
In honor of March Madness being upon us we performed 45 minutes of unending movement to the tune of Jock Jams (see below for link if unfamiliar, thank me later).

CONDITIONS: Just right

WARMUP: Indigenous peoples run, parking lot side shuffles, stretch it out

THE THANG:
Mens bracket: (suicide between each exercise)
68 – squats
64 – block rows
32 – block mercs
16 – triple arm killers (curl, press, tricep extension)
8 – 8 count body-builder
4 – hand stand push ups
2 minute low plank

Women’s bracket: (15 SSH between exercises)
68 – mountain climbers
64 – hello dollys
32 – block mercs
16 – block raises
8 – 8 count body-builders
4 – burpees
2 min 6 inches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile Thursday at greenmachine, get there a few minutes early

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/082Gv6nNLrVFGWvb0BVHWr?si=52FAsmNkQhefhE0zDgSBaA&pi=u-y-S7RpBQSo2j

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No Abs

AO: detention
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Focker, Topanga, Works for a Guy, EZ-Go, Deep State, Accounts Receivable, Movin On Up, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Snowflakes ❄️

WARMUP: mosey to playground

WMHs
Arm Circles
Mountain Walkers
Knee to Elbow
Plank Toe Touches

Pull-Ups
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

THE THANG: EMOM Blaster

6 min EMOMs + 2 down and back sprints after each exercise

45/15 Swings
45/15 Deadlift High Pull
45/15 Thrusters
30/30 Decline Merkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: BrewRuck coming up after #leanpax, Prayers for @nancy

Thanks for the opportunity to lead. Good to be with you this morning

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Getting Back in the Groove

AO: detention
Q: Toothless
PAX: Works for a Guy, Movin On Up, EZ-Go, Deep State, Esposa, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Crisp, but a little light creeping in the sky now and some warmth that comes with it. Some said it was almost like running on the beach… :sunglasses:

PLAYLIST: Earth, Wind, & Fire to get back in the GROOVE!

WARM-O-RAMA
Mosey to pavilion, grab a block on the way
– Side straddle hops x 30
– High knees
– Windmills
– Butt kickers
– Carrot pullers
– Willy mays hays

– Active warmups to and from middle
– A skips, B skips, karaoke, low shuffle, 50% run

THE THANG:

11s V1
– Rows, each side is half
– Hand release merkins
– Lunge to middle, mosey back

11s V2
– Goblet squats
– Big boy sit-ups
– Mosey both ways

4 Corners
Partnered, Dora style, one exercise at each corner, group waits for six before rotating to next corner

Travel is to run the available square twice, with a mosey on the long sides and a shuffle when moving across

– 50 Ten count Body Builders with block (tacks on an overhead press with block)
– 100 Supermans
– 200 Dry docks
– 400 American hammers

MOLESKINE:
Had too much fun with the 11’s and 10 count body builders, ran out of time on our 400 American Hammers. Ah well, there’s always time for more abs later. All the PAX were feeling good to be back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– A yellow card in leanpax still means you’re in the game, get back on the horse! 3 weeks left, ends the day before the superbowl
– 2.0 walk/ruck this Saturday AM, Focker for details
– The Hunger Games™ at @Natural_Ice ‘s on Saturday PM, co-Q’d by the game master @Firefox

As always, it was an honor to lead. Thanks for the opportunity!
— Toothless :tooth:

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Back to School

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Movin On Up, Esposa, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Deep State, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: crisp

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, seal claps, OH claps, 1+ mile “heard it through the grapevine” run around the hood

THE THANG: Dora 1-2-3 with coupons

100 Burpees
200 Sumo squats
300 OH press (modified to chest press halfway through)
Partner ran parking lot loop

Sprints at various percentages (60, 67, 80, 100, 98, 90, 82, 75, @esposa speed, etc.)

5 MoM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: #leanpax

Hendersonville rising on 1/13 at 6am

COT: prayers for @focker to have patience and a longer fuse with family, prayers for @ez-go to have peace about middle schoolers and grades, praise for @accountsrecievable and continued blessing of marriage counseling

It was an honor gentlemen!! Thanks for having me!

🍇

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A Nod to Bobby Knight

6 November Q

Temp : 55
Gloom : High
PAX : Michelin Man, Focker, Pedialyte, EZGO, Esposa, Deep State, CCR, Red Skull, Accounts Receivable, Movin On Up, Winona, Bagger Vance (QIC)

Mosey Bus loop.

WOR
SSH
Spider lunge
Reach throughs
90/90 Hip mobility w reach
Dynamic Hamstrings x 10 R/L
Reach backs
SSH

EVO I Playground
20” dead arm hang
5 Merkins, 10 Squats, 20 Lunges
RnR x 5

EVO II Basketball Court
Blocks
Butt Burners x 10 R/L
Block Swings x 10
SGL arm shoulder press x 5 R/L
RnR x 5

EVO III Parking Lot
Frog Hops F/R
High Skips
Bear Crawl
Gorilla Walk
Crawl Bear
Gorilla Walk
High Skips (R)

MARY
Pistol LBC R X 10 IC
Ola Dolly x 10 IC
Straight leg raise R x 10
Ola Dolly x 10 IC
Straight leg raise L x 10
Ola Dolly x 10 IC
F Kix x 20 IC
Pistol LBC L X 10 IC
90/90 Hip Internal/External Rotation x 10

TIME

BH – Hobbling Gobbler Thanksgiving morning. 0600 from Green Machine lot. Food, drinks to follow.

TAP – EZGO’s friend whose cancerous tumor miraculously disappeared.
The Gunn family and Derek’s battle with cancer.
The Mayernick family and Mike’s battle with ALS.

YHC,

🎒🐜

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The Official End of Octoburpee

AO: detention
Q: ccr
PAX: ccr, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, Michelin Man, Movin On Up, Pedialyte, t-cell, Topanga, Winona, Works for a Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS:. Gloomiest day in awhile. Steady rain, steady sweat

WARMUP: some stretching, some quick yoga and some arm circles forward and back. Also 10 slow and low merkins for good measure

THE THANG: well, everyone thought yesterday was the end of the octoburpee challenge. Today was a bonus day. We started with a sequence of 3 burpees, high plank and then another exercise. We did 10 total rounds mixing in merkins, dry docks, thrusters and low plank. 33 burpees.

Next was some ole fashioned 11s. Burpees and jump squats. 55 more burpees for a total of 88.

Last was some tabata work featuring atomics, sumo squats, 8 count body builders, WWI, low plank-high plank, lt. dans, BURPEES, heel touches and sprints. 16 more (for me) burpees for a total of 104 for the morning.

MARY: a quick Mary a ding in a few good mornings closed us out.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Not a ton of announcements from corporate or the AO, but @movinonup gave us a scouting report on Will Levi’s. He was good.

COT: prayers for the Tursi family in Des Moines and Rachel’s uncle Burl. Shared a quote A heard in a song and realized later was from proverbs. “God promises a safe landing, not a smooth journey”. This struck me last week as I was pondering some sad events and reminded me to keep my eyes farther down the road and know that we will all weather the ups and downs.

Great to be back fellas, Deep State, appreciate the invite as always.

Cheers,
CCR

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30-B

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, Focker, Movin On Up, Winona
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
Jacket?

WARMUP:
Good mornings, Willy mays, walk out merkins, down dog, cobra

THE THANG:

Bearway to heaven:
In parking lot
15 burpees
Bear Crawl
For duration of stairway to heaven song

30B workout:
At bus loop
30 big-boy sit ups
Mosey to bottom
30 8ct body builders
Bernie to top
Rinse and repeat x2

At pavilion
30 Bonnie Blair’s – jumping lunges
30 Murder bunnies
Rinse and repeat x2
Then – imperial walkers for duration of Baba O’Reilly

MARY:
Box-cutters until end

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Night moves on Thursday
Side-straddle hops Friday

COT:
Marriage, parenting, illness, war in Israel

Great to be with y’all, enjoy that Fall Break 🍁

-EZ

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22 May 23 Q

22 M 23 Q
Temp : 60
Gloom Factor : Nil
PAX: W4AG, Donkey Hammer, A/R, CCR, Floppy Disk, Movin on Up, Esposa, Focker, Deep State, EZGO, T Cell, Winona, Bagger Vance
QIC : BV

DISCLAIMER

Mosey to the Baptist Church

WOR
Activation – 1/2 kneeling squat press, SSH, adductor rockers, cat/cow, thread the needle/spider stretch

EVO I – Sprints – high knees, high skips, butt kickers, karaoke, sprint back

EVO II – SGL L SQ2B x 5 R/L, SQ THRST x 10 DeadBug W Block x 10 (2ct) RnR x 2

EVO III – Goblet SQ2B x 10, Supine Block Press x 10 R/L, Eccentric Pull Ups x 5 (5ct), SGL L hip thrusters x 10 R/L RnR x 2

EVO IV – Gorilla Crawls, Bear Crawl Kick Throughs x 2

Mary – F Kix, Plank Progression

10 Burpee Buyout
3 Good Mornings

TIME

NMM : Full body work today. Slight modification of a gym workout I’ve been doing for a few weeks now. Glad we could modify as needed to make it work.

Solid crew as usual under the guidance of Works For a Guy but now his long awaited successor has been made official. After weeks of background checks, onboarding, a 7 day fast and silent retreat the new AOQ for Detention takes the reins, welcome Deep State. The bar has been set pretty high. W4AG was only 18 and rode a bike to workouts when he started and now look what’s he’s done with the place. So now Deep State will have to build on what’s been carefully and artisinally curated for him.

BH : Praying for summer schedules w kids and travel.
Nancy from F3 SpringHill is doing chemo for stomach cancer. It’s terminal cancer and he’s trying to find a study somewhere to get into in hopes of getting a cure or at least more time with his wife and kids.
Topanga’s mom is having vision issues and needs prayer.
Praise for CCR’s Charlie as he finishes this chapter of his 3+ year battle w leukemia.

YHC,
🎒🐜

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Returns

Returns

Temp : 19
Gloom Factor : Mod

PAX : Esposa, EZGO, Works For A Guy, Topanga, Donkey Hammer, Bagger Vance QIC : BV

DISCLAIMER CLAIMED 0530:30

WOR – Mosey around school to block pile. Various carrying positions to front of CHE.
(Threw in bear crawl complex under pavilion)

THANG – RETURNS

Evens
5 Burpees
10 LCSP
15 ASTs
20 Romanian SS (SGL CT)
25 Prone Thrusters
Clockwise Bus Loop

Odds
5 Burpees
5 TUT Goblet Squats
15 Walkouts to DD
20 RDL Split Stance (SGL CT)
25 Plank Jax
Counterclockwise Bus Loop

AMLAP (all ended up w 2 each + 5 Burps for good measure)

Return blacks
Plank Progression Finisher

Time

NMM : There was a little chatter this am RE: Deep State’s repeated HCs = Fart Sacking, please advise.
Topanga EH’d FNG – Donkey Hammer an NP w TOA.
Esposa got some new gear.
EZGO was able to put his rural Florida upbringing behind him and drive in the snow to meet us.
W4AG went shorts, a bold play that really bit him in the arse with the skin to ground contact in some of our movements.
No one fell today during the workout which was good. However, there were 3 yard sales post COT that were YouTube worthy.

BH : LeanPax starring 3 Jan.

YHC,

🎒🐜