PAX: Bagger Vance, PreVac, Lewd Wig, El Maestro, Big Bang, Black Widow, Big Stick, Karamazov, PopALock, Floppy D, Funyuns, Skidmark, PSL, Olan Mills, Edible Arrangement, Cowboy, Black Lung, Razor, Vegemite, Cathy*
*I am leaving out a pax, investigation is ongoing
22 HIM rose and show for some Mid-30 degree fun at Sir E this morning. Light MC before capri lap around the parking lot and back for a little WOR all IC:
LBCs x 10 front
LBCs x 10 reverse
BAC x 10 front
BAC x 10 reverse
Seal claps x 10
Air presses x 10
Deep squats x 10
Good Mornings x 10
Willie Mays Hayes x 10
Mosey across the street to the Ag Center to the right base of the circle drive. En route, little MC from BV assuming which exercises YHC didn’t care for, more on that later. Pax to run AYG up the hill, lunge in front of the mansion, jog back, plank for the 6. All in. 5 squats OYO. Face the “pond” (BV contests this description) and shuffle AYG up the hill, butt kickers in front of the mansion, plank for the 6. All in. 5 squats OYO. Face the flagpole, shuffle AYG up the hill, high knees in front of the mansion and jog back for the 6. All in. 5 squats OYO. Back peddle up the hill, lunge in front of the mansion. People’s chair for the 6.
Mosey to the museum lot. All pax line up at base line for merkin suicides. Run to island 1 for 25 diamond merkins, back to base line. Run to island 2 for 25 wide-base merkins, back to base line. Run to island 3 for 25 regular merkins and back to base line. All in
Mosey back to Church playground and borrow Tidy Cats fence for leg lift/ alabama prom date 11s.
Crap, still 10 minutes left.
20 pull ups, 20 Irkins, 20 rows OYO. Lt Dan to top of the hill for some…
20 SSH in cadence just for BV’s assumption from earlier
Tempo Merkins x 10
Flutter Kick x 20
Tempo Squat x 10
Praise: So amazing to have our friend and brother El Maestro back out there this morning. Fingers crossed we get to see more of him very soon!
The title of today’s workout was inspired by the origin of my F3 name, given to me by Blue Mule. One time when I was in law school, someone told me that listening to me argue a case was like listening to someone stuck on CAPS LOCK. While it was so accurate I couldn’t be offended, it made me think about the way I communicate to make a point. Short story, if you’re loud and passionate about everything, you’re loud and passionate about nothing. As we enter the Lenten season tomorrow, let us remind ourselves that there is a time and place for loud words, but equally a time and place for impactful actions.
The pleasure, this morning, was entirely mine.